Thanos defeated the bootleg Space rangers. But can he beat the OG Space ranger??

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Alternate endgame ending:

Thanos finally destroyed the pesky avengers, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Captain Marvel, were no more. Thanos smiled as he finally has nobody in his way, or does he???

Before Thanos can snap his fingers, Doctor Strange appears.

Thanos: "You are too stubborn to give up, you can never defeat me, I won"

Strange: "I may can't, but he certainly can"

As strange dissapears, Thanos sees a new portal, and there enters a toy named Buzz Lightyear.

Rules:

Fight takes place on Avengers HQ ruins in endgame

Both 10 feet apart

speed equalized

Thanos has the complete gauntlet

both bloodlusted


I am Inevitable!!!


Somewhere in the galaxy, Thanos is cooking up a horrible scheme that only I can stop!


The wierd purple dude with a chin that resembles Kim jong un's: 9

a toy who is owned by a little kid:

This can't be real: 0

 

[JooCipher]

idk how to say this

but Buzz stomps

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

How??

 

[JooCipher]

Abstract Existence Type 2 and sheer AP

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Isn't that only applicable in game???

 

[JooCipher]

idk, likely not via verse equalization

still, Thanos literally can't harm Buzz, so AP Stomp

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Its not combat applicable iirc

And Thanos can harm Buzz with Matter Manip

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Um, Thanos can't harm buzz in AP but Thanos has hax like reality warping and deconstruction.

 

[HeadlessKramerGeoff777]

So is it a stomp or not?

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

No because Thanos has wincons. Buzz still has a way to win because even a small poke from buzz one shots Thanos. So it's not a stomp for any of the characters

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Thanos' first move with the full gauntlet is deconstruction, so

Thanos snaps

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

So vote for Thanos

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Yes

 

[Ionliosite]

Thanos FRA

 

[Maruishimaryishi]

Thanos... I don't feel so good. FRA

 

[Soupywolf5]

What is his deconstruction? Is that the half universe snap?

 

[I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die]

Yes

 

[Soupywolf5]

Well based on what he says in Infinity War (About snapping causing half of all life to cease to exist) that sounds more like EE which Buzz resists

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Its not EE, its matter manip since your atoms are getting vaporized or something like that

 

[Soupywolf5]

When was that said/shown?

 

[Soupywolf5]

Also it's not matter manipulation it's Deconstruction

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

When was that said/shown?

Literally when people starts to become dust

 

[Soupywolf5]

How does that imply your atoms being vaporized? (Also that doesn't mean it can't be EE)

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

What even

Deconstruction=/=EE

People are getting reduced to dust, not erased

 

[Soupywolf5]

Once again how is that your atoms being vaporized?

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Because you are being reduced to dust, which is vaporization iirc

 

[Soupywolf5]

Then why isn't it just vaporization (As opposed to atom vaporization)? (And dust is pretty different from vapor)

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Because its done through sheer hax (Deconstruction )

 

[Soupywolf5]

Read the edit

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Yeah, you are right

But still, its hax that Buzz doesnt resist, so he gets snap'd

 

[Soupywolf5]

Alright but the snap isn't instant. So he snaps but Buzz will have the time to kill Thanos before he gets dusted (As he takes a second to snap and then the snap takes a few seconds to take effect). So I'll probably vote inconclusive

 

[Psychomaster35]

Buzz: Woody, I dont feel so good...

Raisin Man FRA

 

[Soupywolf5]

So as soon as the battle starts Buzz (Due to being Bloodlusted) Will instantly be going in to poke Thanos to the next dimension, he snaps (Which takes a second), and then a few seconds pass, in which Buzz will have killed Thanos but then turns to dust. Definitely voting inconclusive

 

[TheSpeedster96]

Alright but the snap isn't instant. So he snaps but Buzz will have the time to kill Thanos before he gets dusted (As he takes a second to snap and then the snap takes a few seconds to take effect). So I'll probably vote inconclusive

Snapping your fingers is far faster than moving your hand to your wrist to activate a laser, and Buzz will already be falling apart as soon as Thanos snaps his fingers.

 

[Soupywolf5]

No he won't every time the snap has happened (All two times) it takes a few seconds to take effect

 

[Soupywolf5]

And since it starts from the legs up Buzz will have more time to laser Thanos

 

[Soupywolf5]

Also iirc speed is equalized to the faster characters speed so due to speed being equalized to Buzz's MFTL+ speed, Thanos snaps basically instantly, but Buzz lasers stupid fast too (Long before he's dusted)

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

I think its the opposite

 

[TheSpeedster96]

What? Everyone turning to dust was literally instant from the movie's PoV, that's not an argument. Buzz is 10 feet away from Thanos, and his travel speed is so garbage that he'll never close that gap.

Edit: Speed is equalized.

 

[Soupywolf5]

When he snapped in Infinity War there was a good 3 seconds (You know what did you do? And all) before everyone started dusting. And will he laser Thanos, or will he run up to hit him? (And his travel speed is MFTL+)