Postal Dude makes Undyne sign his petition

[SpiteBattles]

I'm too lazy (and sick as of writing this) to make a story... so yeah...

-Normal mode Dude and Undyne the Undying is used, both are 9-A.
-PD has all of his equipment
-Speed is equal.
-Takes place in the car park of Los Pollos Hermanos.
-Postal Dude is bloodlusted, while Undyne is bloodlusted.

"I regret nothing": 0

"I, UNDYNE, will strike you down!": 1 ( @TheKillerYT )

Incon:

 

[ShionAH]

Is this a spite match lol? Does postal dude have TK

 

[SpiteBattles]

Is this a spite match lol? Does postal dude have TK

Surprisingly, he does. his Enhanced mode version allows him to use telekinesis when unarmed and pick up humans and yeet them (although I can't find anything about him being able to throw cars, but, oh well.)

 

[ShionAH]

Surprisingly, he does. his Enhanced mode version allows him to use telekinesis when unarmed and pick up humans and yeet them (although I can't find anything about him being able to throw cars, but, oh well.)

Then its a stomp, sans has 10B durability and he knows it so whats stopping him from killing sans with TK? Nothing lol

 

[SpiteBattles]

Then its a stomp, sans has 10B durability and he knows it so whats stopping him from killing sans with TK? Nothing lol

What if I removed Dude's prior knowledge?

 

[ShionAH]

What if I removed Dude's prior knowledge?

Still a stomp just remove the TK if you can, he is bloodlusted so he just uses TK and wins

 

[SpiteBattles]

Still a stomp just remove the TK if you can, he is bloodlusted so he just uses TK and wins

Guess I will be using Normal mode Dude without prior knowledge then.

 

[ShionAH]

Guess I will be using Normal mode Dude without prior knowledge then.

If you remove the TK then what does the dude start with? Can he dodge danmaku

 

[SpiteBattles]

Dude would probably try to use catnip. "Since the catnip's boost is instantaneous while massively increasing Dude's speed and perception." (Copied from Minecrafthater2011 in my Postal Dude vs Peter Griffin match)

 

[ShionAH]

Dude would probably try to use catnip. "Since the catnip's boost is instantaneous while massively increasing Dude's speed and perception." (Copied from Minecrafthater2011 in my Postal Dude vs Peter Griffin match)

How long does it take to use catnip? If its too long sans can just slam him then and kill him

 

[SpiteBattles]

How long does it take to use catnip? If its too long sans can just slam him then and kill him

catnip's boost is instantaneous

As a Postal 2 Player myself, the Catnip's boost is in fact instantaneous

 

[ShionAH]

As a Postal 2 Player myself, the Catnip's boost is in fact instantaneous

So its instant? Hmm how fast does it make him? Can he dodge sans slamming him down and using the surprise attack from below?

 

[SpiteBattles]

So its instant? Hmm how fast does it make him? Can he dodge sans slamming him down and using the surprise attack from below?

Fast enough for him to do this in Postal 2 and this in Postal 4.

 

[ShionAH]

Fast enough for him to do this in Postal 2 and this in Postal 4.

Holy shit how does sans win then? He blitzes right? Wait this is confusing in the first video he gets a massive boost but the second shows real humans can still move

 

[SpiteBattles]

Holy shit how does sans win then? He blitzes right? Wait this is confusing in the first video he gets a massive boost but the second shows real humans can still move

Well, ****, guess I gotta change the fight then. Should I make Dude fight Papyrus or Undyne (Probs Paps due to him literally being sans, just less smarter and more Dura)

 

[ShionAH]

Well, ****, guess I gotta change the fight then. Should I make Dude fight Papyrus or Undyne (Probs Paps due to him literally being sans, just less smarter and more Dura)

Idk man his speed seems very inconsistent so I don't know...maybe undyne? She does stop movement with her green soul

 

[SpiteBattles]

Holy shit how does sans win then? He blitzes right? Wait this is confusing in the first video he gets a massive boost but the second shows real humans can still move

Also, why does my screen only show your message up to "Holy shit how does sans win then? He blitzes right?" and then cuts out the rest. I was only able to see the other half of the message by replying to it.

 

[ShionAH]

Also, why does my screen only show your message up to "Holy shit how does sans win then? He blitzes right?" and then cuts out the rest. I was only able to see the other half of the message by replying to it.

Probably because I edited it

 

[SpiteBattles]

switched the match to Postal Dude vs Undyne

 

[ShionAH]

So undyne uses the green soul and stops Postal dude from moving then it comes down to his reflex skills

 

[SpiteBattles]

So undyne uses the green soul and stops Postal dude from moving then it comes down to his reflex skills

Assuming he uses Catnip before Undyne uses green soul (or after, due to Postal Dude having no animations when using catnip), these are what Postal Dude can do:

1. Lock-on weapons, like the Revolver. Assuming his execution meter has been filled up prior to the fight.
2. Diseased weapons like the cow head or the WMD, due to the fact that Undyne does not have resistance to diseases. However, these might not be able to kill her, it well either incap her or make her puke/vomit long enough for PD to deal a finishing blow.
3. Mini-nuke launcher (or any of his launchers honestly).
4. The sawn-off shotgun or the fournicator.

 

[ShionAH]

Assuming he uses Catnip before Undyne uses green soul (or after, due to Postal Dude having no animations when using catnip), these are what Postal Dude can do:


2. Diseased weapons like the cow head or the WMD, due to the fact that Undyne does not have resistance to diseases. However, these might not be able to kill her, it well either incap her or make her puke/vomit long enough for PD to deal a finishing blow.

Inorganic Physiology (Every monster in the game is stated to be made of magic[

3. Mini-nuke launcher (or any of his launchers honestly).

Yeah thats a solid wincon

4. The sawn-off shotgun or the fournicator.

Eh that seems close ranged but undyne is supposed to be a bit away from the enemy. I think I might vote undyne via danmaku and insane willpower and durability what do you think?

 

[SpiteBattles]

I almost forgot one more win-con for Dude, the Chompy Game Cartridge.

 

[Shmooply]

-PD has all of his equipment

What's stopping Dude from incanpacitating and eventually killing her by throwing a cow head?

Inorganic Physiology (Every monster in the game is stated to be made of magic[

This doesn't prove anything, especially when it's outright stated that monsters can get sick and even hurl

 

[ShionAH]

I almost forgot one more win-con for Dude, the Chompy Game Cartridge.

Undyne attacks the soul so not sure if he will be invulnerable

 

[ShionAH]

This doesn't prove anything, especially when it's outright stated that monsters can get sick and even hurl

• Resistance to Diseases: As they lack the body functions of living beings, common illnesses would not harm them.

 

[Shmooply]

• Resistance to Diseases: As they lack the body functions of living beings, common illnesses would not harm them.

"Possible" Uses​

That's the keyword here. And again, I've shown that monsters can get sick.

 

[SpiteBattles]

Undyne attacks the soul so not sure if he will be invulnerable

What? The point wasn't that he will be invulnerable, the point was that he could probably kill (or even one-shot) Undyne with the cartridge.

 

[ShionAH]

That's the keyword here. And again, I've literally shown that monsters can get sick.

Monsters getting sick doesn't prove their literal ability wont stop dudes diseases

 

[Shmooply]

Monsters getting sick doesn't prove their literal ability wont stop dudes diseases

In one of the scans Papyrus mentions that monsters can get common illnesses that ordinary humans can get as well, such as heat-stroke. Again, it's stated that being resistant to diseases is a possible effect of having Inorganic Physiology, that doesn't mean that every single character with the ability has resistance to that specific ability, as shown with the monsters from Undertale.

 

[ShionAH]

In one of the scans Papyrus mentions that monsters can get common illnesses that ordinary humans can get as well, such as heat-stroke. Again, it's stated that being resistant to diseases is a possible effect of having Inorganic Physiology, that doesn't mean that every single character with the ability has resistance to that specific ability, as shown with the monsters from Undertale.

Again papyrus is not a very trustworthy narrator since he mistakes a human for a rock. It is not fair to assume monsters will not resistant to diseases when they are literally magic.

 

[SpiteBattles]

Again papyrus is not a very trustworthy narrator since he mistakes a human for a rock. It is not fair to assume monsters will not resistant to diseases when they are literally magic.

But in the other scan, Undyne confirmed that she barfed 9000 times after Papyrus asked her?

 

[ShionAH]

But in the other scan, Undyne confirmed that she barfed 9000 times after Papyrus asked her?

what

 

[SpiteBattles]

But in the other scan, Undyne confirmed that she barfed 9000 times after Papyrus asked her?

hurled*

 

[SpiteBattles]

what

t h i s

 

[ShionAH]

t h i s

not sure how diseases and conveyor belts are even remotely close to eachother

 

[Shmooply]

Again papyrus is not a very trustworthy narrator since he mistakes a human for a rock.

This proves nothing. Papyrus frequently being dumb doesn't mean he's wrong when talking about monster physiology, especially when he's a monster himself.

It is not fair to assume monsters will not resistant to diseases when they are literally magic.

You've yet to prove that monsters are somehow resistant to diseases yourself, your only argument as to how do they resist Disease Manipulation is "because inorganic physiology says characters with this ability might be unaffected by disease manipulation" and "also they're made of magic" which doesn't prove your point at all.

 

[SpiteBattles]

What? The point wasn't that he will be invulnerable, the point was that he could probably kill (or even one-shot) Undyne with the cartridge.

Also, you haven't given your input for this wincon for Dude yet.

 

[ShionAH]

This proves nothing. Papyrus frequently being dumb doesn't mean he's wrong when talking about monster physiology, especially when he's a monster himself.

He has no idea what humans are let alone their diseases

You've yet to prove that monsters are somehow resistant to diseases yourself, your only argument as to how do they resist Disease Manipulation is "because inorganic physiology says characters with this ability might be unaffected by disease manipulation" and "also they're made of magic" which doesn't prove your point at all.

Because you know since they aren't normal and magic. They literally eat radioactive waste as junk food? Theres nothing that is trustworthy enough to prove that monsters cannot resist diseases but the possiblity of them being resistant is already on their profile.

 

[Shmooply]

He has no idea what humans are let alone their diseases

Did you even read the scan? He wasn't talking about humans or diseases they can get, he said that Undyne might have gotten heat-stroke or some other illness.

If you don't have any proof that monsters can't be affected by abilities like Disease Manipulation, then I won't bother discussing this with you. I'll vote for Postal Dude at the moment because of the reasons Spite brought up.