Paradox 6: Asterix and Obelix

[Crabwhale]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

 

[Overlord775]

Crabbo

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Pfffffft. Please. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you regret your existence in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare memes. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every weapon in everything ever and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Omnes-Absorbentis Abyssum Ire
Pfffffft. B.I.T.C.H. . You are nothing to me but just another meme. I will wipe you the meme out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this memes, mark my meme words. I can be anymeme, memetime, and I can make you regret your existence in over seven thousands meme ways, and that's just with my bare pinkie. Not only am I extensively trained in fist memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every meme in everything ever and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable memes off the face of the continent, you little meme. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "meme" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* meme. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the meme, you goddamn meme. I will meme fury all over you and you will meme in it. You're ******* memed, m8.

Pfffffft. Please. A guy that completely transcends the concept of tiers? That's fodder to Michael Bay. You are nothing to Michael Bay but just another target. He will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you regret your existence in over seven hundred gazillion explosion combos, and that's just with his bare explosions. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed explosion manipulation, but he has access to his directorial career and he will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Michael Bay will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

TIHS IS HOW MY DEERMS LOOK LIEK.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

 

[Uselessnoob245]

Bump with a actual gRay

 

[Overlord775]

Pfffffft. Please. A guy that completely transcends the concept of tiers? That's fodder to Michael Bay. You are nothing to Michael Bay but just another target. He will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you regret your existence in over seven hundred gazillion explosion combos, and that's just with his bare explosions. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed explosion manipulation, but he has access to his directorial career and he will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Michael Bay will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

two words: Breinhard Protects.

checkmate m8

 

[Crabwhale]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

 

[Uselessnoob245]

TIHS IS HOW MY DEERMS LOOK LIEK. </div>

U

 

[Crabwhale]

Crabbo

Oi, donnut bring mah cousin into this, ya wee *****.

 

[Uselessnoob245]

Crabbo

Oi, donnut bring mah cousin into this, ya wee *****.

Armed Dounuts with arms

 

[Overlord775]

Crabbo

Oi, donnut bring mah cousin into this, ya wee *****.

your cousin has joined my side and will help me defeat you.

 

[Crabwhale]

Crabbo

Oi, donnut bring mah cousin into this, ya wee *****.

your cousin has joined my side and will help me defeat you.

Crabbo would never betray me. He is merely deceiving you.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Pfffffft. Please. A guy that completely transcends the concept of tiers? That's fodder to Michael Bay. You are nothing to Michael Bay but just another target. He will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you regret your existence in over seven hundred gazillion explosion combos, and that's just with his bare explosions. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed explosion manipulation, but he has access to his directorial career and he will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Michael Bay will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

two words: Breinhard Protects.
checkmate m8

It doesn't matter how sexy Breinhard is, she cannot beat Michael Bay's explosions. He blew up the concept of tiers. Breinhard merely transcended it.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[Uselessnoob245]

@TtheDarkSide857
Nobody cares about that

you spelled it wrong

 

[TheDarkSide857]

@TtheDarkSide857
Nobody cares about that

Go away

 

[Crabwhale]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[Overlord775]

It doesn't matter how sexy Breinhard is, she cannot beat Michael Bay's explosions. He blew up the concept of tiers. Breinhard merely transcended it.

• Monarch Laciel was triggered

also I completly trascend the concept of tiers, Breinhard completly trascends me.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Meme Generation: Like all the others on the Paradox Threads, he is capable of generating a near-endless amount of memes. Memes, in turn, generate an amount of a certain phenomena, depending on the quality of the meme. These phenomena are typically negative (Like cringe, entropy, and disgust), though some are positive (Like laughter, kinship, and similar emotions), and will generate more of that phenomena the longer they are around.

Fellas, please copy this into your personal profiles' Notable Attacks/Techniques section, making changes where they are necessary, also you can add anything else you want on.

 

[Crabwhale]

Meme Generation: Like all the others on the Paradox Threads, he is capable of generating a near-endless amount of memes. Memes, in turn, generate an amount of a certain phenomena, depending on the quality of the meme. These phenomena are typically negative (Like cringe, entropy, and disgust), though some are positive (Like laughter, kinship, and similar emotions), and will generate more of that phenomena the longer they are around.
Fellas, please copy this into your personal profiles' Notable Attacks/Techniques section, making changes where they are necessary, also you can add anything else you want on.

Thank you for thoughtfulness, Triple X.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[Crabwhale]

Also, holy shit, over a hundred messages in under 4 hours. That's gotta be some sort of record.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

It doesn't matter how sexy Breinhard is, she cannot beat Michael Bay's explosions. He blew up the concept of tiers. Breinhard merely transcended it.

• Monarch Laciel was triggered

also I completly trascend the concept of tiers, Breihard completly trascends me.

 

[Overlord775]

Crabbo

Oi, donnut bring mah cousin into this, ya wee *****.

your cousin has joined my side and will help me defeat you.

Crabbo would never betray me. He is merely deceiving you.

Crabbo activate red eyes

 

[Crabwhale]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Jesus Christ, that's so shitty, it's comical.

 

[Seol404]

THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfmovie feat. Schmoyoho) 10 HOURS

 

[Overlord775]

Meme Generation: Like all the others on the Paradox Threads, he is capable of generating a near-endless amount of memes. Memes, in turn, generate an amount of a certain phenomena, depending on the quality of the meme. These phenomena are typically negative (Like cringe, entropy, and disgust), though some are positive (Like laughter, kinship, and similar emotions), and will generate more of that phenomena the longer they are around.
Fellas, please copy this into your personal profiles' Notable Attacks/Techniques section, making changes where they are necessary, also you can add anything else you want on.

i don't need to, i passively copy all abilities i see OVO

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Meme Generation: Like all the others on the Paradox Threads, he is capable of generating a near-endless amount of memes. Memes, in turn, generate an amount of a certain phenomena, depending on the quality of the meme. These phenomena are typically negative (Like cringe, entropy, and disgust), though some are positive (Like laughter, kinship, and similar emotions), and will generate more of that phenomena the longer they are around.
Fellas, please copy this into your personal profiles' Notable Attacks/Techniques section, making changes where they are necessary, also you can add anything else you want on.

i don't need to, i passively copy all abilities i see OVO

oh

 

[TheDarkSide857]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Jesus Christ, that's so shitty, it's comical.

Alert! Alert! Crabwhale's butthurtism levels are rising!​

 

[Overlord775]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Jesus Christ, that's so shitty, it's comical.

Alert! Alert! Crabwhale's butthurtism levels are rising!​

 

[TheDarkSide857]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Jesus Christ, that's so shitty, it's comical.

Alert! Alert! Crabwhale's butthurtism levels are rising!​

​

 

[Crabwhale]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Jesus Christ, that's so shitty, it's comical.

Alert! Alert! Crabwhale's butthurtism levels are rising!​

 

[TheDarkSide857]

He still had his face ripped off by Movie Prime.
Shockdave<Movie Prime<G1 Prime=G1 Megatron=Skeletor (in iconicness)<Skeletor with an Xmas hat (me)

Actually, he was weakened by the humans and Wreckers. And Movie Prime would stomp G1 Prime through sheer skill and Jetpower Optimus Prime alone.

Honey, not even close.

G1 Prime is certainly capable of hitting harder, but that doesn't mean a damn thing if a skilled enough 'bot dodged everything thrown at him.
And besides, we all know how reliable that site is, right?

Won't ******* matter two bits if Bayverse Prime can't even scratch the robo-germs off of his armor.

Durability =/= Attack Potency.

Dude, you're literally trying to debate how a Building Level character can beat a Large Planet-Galaxy Level character. This is too ******** even for you.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

Jesus Christ, that's so shitty, it's comical.

Alert! Alert! Crabwhale's butthurtism levels are rising!​

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[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

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[Crabwhale]

Alright, seriously, everybody stop. I'm not having a thread this important be swallowed entirely by Dark's cancer.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

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People who continue quoting all that shit from now on vast gay, all responses negated in any way, shape, form, dimension, or concept

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Alright, seriously, everybody stop. I'm not having a thread this important be swallowed entirely by Dark's cancer.

It's a random shit series, so who cares?

 

[TheDarkSide857]

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[Seol404]

Am I gay if