Multiversal Mayhem Chapter 1: Who Is This Bizarre Homeless Looking Guy Who Has Put Us In Such A Unique Scenario?

[DMUA]

''walk into hallway''

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

"S-Safe space? Yeah okay."

I quickly go through the hallway.

 

[Jinsye]

Run into hallway at full speedo

 

[Torlikoff]

At the end of the hallway, the door stares you down.

 

[DMUA]

[like, it literally has eyes or is it just a closed door]

[If it's the latter, just open the door]

 

[Torlikoff]

The door has no eyes, but you feel a presence from it staring at you.

 

[DMUA]

''Just open the door. I can pull Kamina if it comes down to it.''

 

[Torlikoff]

You attempt to approach the door, but your body stops halfway, frozen.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

"What's wrong? Just open it."

 

[DMUA]

"ughh... I kinda can't move."

I guess now would be "coming down to it", probably

[I think I'll wait for other people's input before my action goes through]

 

[Torlikoff]

"What's wrong? Just open it."

Suddenly, you feel an overwhelming pressure from the door, shooting fear into your system.

 

[Jinsye]

"Heh, scaredy cat"

I proceed to open the door

 

[Torlikoff]

"Heh, scaredy cat"

You try to open the door, but a horrid feeling encapsulates you, screaming at you to go back.

 

[DMUA]

''Right yeah let's summon Kamina''

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Being the coward I am, I step back way the hell up

"H-Hey, we can just sleep in the white room now can we?"

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

[Guys I'm late what's happening]

 

[Torlikoff]

A series of words echo through all of your heads.

"I am the door, protector of the dormitories. State yourself and your purpose."

 

[DMUA]

[lots of things. We're currently at the Door bossfight]

 

[DMUA]

"I just want some sleep man"

 

[Torlikoff]

"This purpose is acceptable, but you who has failed to state yourself shall not be allowed to enter. Unless, you complete my impossible set of riddles."

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

"H-Hey no, I am Jean-Paul Lemieux, and I want to sleep too! I'm too tired for riddles..."

 

[DMUA]

"Keane Brando"

 

[Jinsye]

"I am Edward Truong born in 2006. I am here to get some rest"

 

[Torlikoff]

"These are acceptable statements of purpose and self, yet I shall not allow entry until my riddles are solved."

 

[DMUA]

"Okay but first a Riddle for you"

"How many times does a shirtless guy with a cape have to punch a door in order to break it down"

 

[Torlikoff]

"Several hundred thousand times, I am a guardian made to absorb over 100 megatons worth of force."

"Unfortunately for me, I have already asked you two out of three of my riddles, I have but one more."

"What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[DMUA]

"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"

 

[Torlikoff]

The door is silent for a moment, before exploding violently, damaging the hallway and showing the inside of the room.

 

[DMUA]

I get blown back from the impact, as does the rest of the gang presumably.

"Well that was something."

Get up and walk inside already

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

"So we just killed a door, I guess..."

I enter carefully.

 

[Torlikoff]

Inside, you see a compact, yet cozy dorm room. There are nice couches, a television, what appears to be a small several doors to private bedrooms.

 

[DMUA]

''Walk into one of the bedrooms and forking crash''

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Carefully slips on one of the beds

"Nothing's gonna attack us, right? Not here?"

 

[DMUA]

"If they do, aim for their crotch when you punch them"

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

[However, I shall actually doze off for real for today, gentlemen]

 

[Torlikoff]

[Updated the OP and saying GN. Thanks for joining guys.]

 

[PsychoWarper]

''Looks like I spaced out... oops'' I think as I walk over to the beds and pick one.

 

[WHYNAUT]

So far I have been quietly watching everyone. From the start I have been strolling along with a poker face.

 

[Overlord775]

I exit from one of the bathroom.

...

It looks like they took more people to "save the world".

I take a good look at them and then say

"Hi"

[Just to point out, ashley is a gender neutral name]

 

[Torlikoff]

[ Ashley is perfectly gender neutral. ]