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Multiversal Mayhem Chapter 1: Part 2

"i'm not here to help them. I'm here to get out of this shit. Why are you protecting these basterds?"
 
"How naive can you get? Maybe that would work if they were actually good people, but this isn't some kind of story in which love and friendship triumph"
 
"What do you mean "if they were actually good people"? These are just some random people, no one here has seen them before! What the **** are you even talking about?!"
 
" I don't see how being a bad person makes it harder to respond to cooperation. I mean, right now they look kind of confused. You don't have to be a good guy to understand that a little compromise is needed."
 
"How about a compromise where they tell us what's going on and I don't hurt them?" I say with a disapproving face.
 
I go in front of the fleeing scientist, point my gun towards him and then eat the half of the bagle

"Going somewhere ?"

I ask him with a sarcastic tone
 
"Please don't kill me..." he says weakly.

Your hands are a little unstable from the sugar high, having not totally worn off.
 
goddamnit

i summon the dog-things, slap the guy who was shooting at the scientist and the guy from before several times before desummoning them
 
Torlikoff said:
"Please don't kill me..." he says weakly.
Your hands are a little unstable from the sugar high, having not totally worn off.
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"Ummm... sure? Like, As long as you ain't a child toucher I won't kill you... Have you touched any children? And be honest Or else imma use my supernatural horseshit to eat away at your flesh. Then again that isn't necessarily a motivator for you to tell the truth, as you'll die either way... then again that weird flesh eating fog goes away when Queerio demanifests... OKAY, so, if you touch children your dead, and if you lie about that then you'll possibly be dead, aight?"
 
Torlikoff said:
"Please don't kill me..." he says weakly.
Your hands are a little unstable from the sugar high, having not totally worn off.
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"Sure, i just want to ask you a few things. First question, do you know of a person called Axel ?"

I say to him with a calm tone of voice as stop pointing my gun a him.

I probably wouldn't even be able to shoot propely with how much sugar high i'm currently are
 
I see the man talking to the other dude [The NPC Overlord is talking to]

There's no way he's not a child-toucher, just ******* look at him, he's probably getting off to just looking at me. Sick pedo ****, we need less of those in the world... Wait

I walk up to the man and summon my servant

"Queer-io, Fu-Goh" I whisper rashly

"Punch this compatriot in the dick with your Purporu Hazeu"
 
Torlikoff said:
Purple Haze does as instructed, the man is melted, screaming in pain.
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"For your presumed crimes against children, their defilement at your hands, you yourself shall receive a defilement most visceral, quite fitting, is it not?" I grin with a sadistic glee
 
WHYNAUT said:
"You idiot!" I say while clenching my fists.
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"Did you not see that man? Can you look me square in the eyes and tell me that he did not look like a defiler of children? I did what was right, the children of the infinite expanse of reality can sleep peacefully tonight knowing they won't be boned against their will"

"Take it from a kid that's suffered from this shit firsthand, preemptively killing presumed molestors of children is absolutely ethical"
 
DragonEmperor23 said:
I turn to the idiot who just killed one of the scientists.
"What the ****, dude!"
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"Okay, pretty sure I already said it. Dude looked like molestor, I was molested, guilt complex kicks in, I sadistically murder molestor in an attempt to catch an ever so faint sense that I can rid the world of molestors, while I admit that this will probably **** shit up for us, it's a dead molestor, and a dead molestor is better than a living molestor"
 
"You murdered someone that was tied up and unarmed because you thought he was a molester. That man could have been perfectly normal and had a family that cared about him."
 
DragonEmperor23 said:
"You murdered someone that was tied up and unarmed because you thought he was a molester. That man could have been perfectly normal and had a family that cared about him."
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"But hear me out on this, he could have also been a molestor. Just because you have a loving family doesn't mean that you can't be a pedophile, that shit's not mutually exclusive"
 
"Jesus ******* christ im more worried about him then the ******* scientists now" I say pointing at Blitz.
 
PsychoWarper said:
"Jesus ******* christ im more worried about him then the ******* scientists now" I say pointing at Blitz.
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"Have you ever been sold to a Priest for a night so he could "take you to town" so hard that your rearhole is teared? Genuinely, this is a genuine enquiry. I have experienced such, many times in my life, approximately 5 to count. Would you wish to hear these accounts in vivid, almost disturbing detail? Would you?"

"Read my ******* mind if you want to. See for yourself the vivid hell of which my life is, perhaps you'd understand the sheer catharsis I get from murdering pedos and pedo lookalikes"
 
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