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Oh that thing sucks so much lol. Try hard little shitThere are several but if I had to name only one, THIS ******* shit:
Leaked DLC BossElden Ring players: Malenia is the hardest boss in the game and likely the hardest From boss
Miyazaki:
Crucible Knights, because while they may be field enemies most of the time, they always have the health and damage of a bossWhat are your worst enemies to face? Like I mean field enemies and not bosses, mine are:
1. Revenant (The worst enemy in this game, this thing keeps on staggering you and leaves you no room to attack. Ugly. Stupidly fast. Just purely annoying to deal with. I use rivers of blood against it out of pure spite)
2. IMPs (Annoying little shit that deal ridiculous damage and are just nuisance in general)
3. Crystalians (I hate the way they move, the annoying sounds they make, and why is that health so BIG)
4. Page (This little shit has no reason to be able to deal that much damage and have so much health for a tiny ass man)
5. Caelid Crows (**** you)
They're really annoying as well. Stupid high health and extremely tanky for a field enemy. And they usually happen to be found in ridiculously small areas where dodging them is hard.Crucible Knights, because while they may be field enemies most of the time, they always have the health and damage of a boss
Also the crystal people arent bad when you use blunt weapons
******* Caelid Crows....What are your worst enemies to face? Like I mean field enemies and not bosses, mine are:
1. Revenant (The worst enemy in this game, this thing keeps on staggering you and leaves you no room to attack. Ugly. Stupidly fast. Just purely annoying to deal with. I use rivers of blood against it out of pure spite)
2. IMPs (Annoying little shit that deal ridiculous damage and are just nuisance in general)
3. Crystalians (I hate the way they move, the annoying sounds they make, and why is that health so BIG)
4. Page (This little shit has no reason to be able to deal that much damage and have so much health for a tiny ass man)
5. Caelid Crows (**** you)
Bootleg Astels? I think you mean...******* Caelid Crows....
But yeah, I generally agree with this list but I'd also like to add all the ******* Dragons just chilling up by Moonlight Alter as well as the ******* Bootleg Astels in Ainsel River Well.
name only one, THIS ******* shit:
The ******* Ancestor Spirits are so annoying.Shoutout to those spectral Viking archers that left me looking like a pin cushion with their aimbot arrows
They are comes from Smurf ValhallaThe ******* Ancestor Spirits are so annoying.
Hum...let's hope Rya doesn't have the same taste as her mother
Came back from the dead just to post this. Now, I'll buzz off.
Adorable.
Came back from the dead just to post this. Now, I'll buzz off.
Remind me how much i hate Aldrich and Sulyvhan for what they did with Gwndolin
Came back from the dead just to post this. Now, I'll buzz off.
Just don't play DS3, them it would never happenRemind me how much i hate Aldrich and Sulyvhan for what they did with Gwndolin
DS2 is also sad when you realize that characters either get close to a goal, or even achieve it, only to slowly forget why they were even doing this in the first place because of the curse...Broke: Avoid DS3 to avert the depression.
Woke: Stay stuck in DS2 to avoid both the depression in DS and DS3.
Just don't play DS3, them it would never happen
Nah fam, depression is my favorite tag lelBroke: Avoid DS3 to avert the depression.
Woke: Stay stuck in DS2 to avoid both the depression in DS and DS3.
Not really. Maliketh is much faster than Melenia, so it wouldnt be a surprise if players with ultra weapons cant hit him.Maliketh is harder than Malenia, is that a hot take?
depends on the build but generally I'd say yeaMaliketh is harder than Malenia, is that a hot take?
I did run guts swordNot really. Maliketh is much faster than Melenia, so it wouldnt be a surprise if players with ultra weapons cant hit him.
LmaoWell my final tally is that random sewer rats and dogs have killed me more than Radahn and Malenia
Not really. I found Maliketh surprisingly ok. Like I don't think he was as hard as people said he was.Maliketh is harder than Malenia, is that a hot take?
Malenia is harder to dodge, Maliketh is harder to kill. Depending on your skillets, either could be harder.Maliketh is harder than Malenia, is that a hot take?
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