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Elden Ring General Discussion

For ng++ I had the most metal fight with the Elden Beast. I had gotten through Anorexic Thor and ran out of healing by the time Elden Beast was at half health and I was at a third. I entered the zone and sweated my way to victory, prolly my favorite fight in the entire game, solely because I clutched it that hard. You’d almost be forgiven for thinking I’m good at the game
 
Emirp sumitpo said:
Lmao


Not really. I found Maliketh surprisingly ok. Like I don't think he was as hard as people said he was.

He felt like a bigger bulkier Malenia with a larger hit box.
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Yeah, Malenia was infinitely more difficult for me. 42 attempts, the next highest amount for first playthrough (it wasn't Maliketh) was 17 followed by 8 (also not Maliketh). Malenia was cracked as ****.
 
Marika was the wildest person in the game.

She ****** a WWE star, had 3 kids, threw two of them in the sewers, puppeteered her husband like a girlboss, abandoned and threw his ass to another country, then proceeded to trans herself and **** a giant astrologer. Had another 3 kids, took the kids with her and left the astrologer with depression and a dog. Proceeded to **** herself (literally) had twins, allowed her oldest son to die, send the world into chaos by destroying the onion ring, had other fix her problem and took a nap
 
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ArkhamDC06 said:
In my opinion, Malenia is cracked mostly because of the self-healing and Waterfowl Dance (and to an extent the clone attack in second phase), that's what makes her a pure nightmare, other than that she's really difficult but not outright impossible. At least, that's how I feel about it
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Self healing is a lot of it, yeah. Waterfowl Dance was the single hardest move in the game for me to figure out how to dodge reliably, so I would agree with that also being a substantial part of it.
 
Just in case anyone thinks the finding bitches part is a joke, no it isn't. Even if you don't do the Ranni ending, the very first thing the Finger Maiden tells you to do is become Marika's Consort Eternal, which is true for every ending sans Frenzied Flame. Which goes to show you that a lack of bitches literally drives you mad.
 
Really, compared to the others Soulbornes series where in Dark Souls we sought the AFRICAN AMERICAN SPECTRE BLOOD for extending the firecamp of Crystal Lake wherehas in Bloodborne we tried to escaped BRITAIN
In Elden Ring our goal is simple: H*ES
And this time no depression accompany or journey, only the true fleshed AMBITITION and the Power of EGGS by slaying every gods ArOuNd tHe WoRlD
 
ArkhamDC06 said:
Caelid, Rya's backstory, Morgott's backstory, the Leyndell sewers, Rennala, Radahn getting infected, MOHG with Miquella 👀
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Thats the problem for them, not us as we drived by the AMBITION in search of b***hes and Taking the title as the Onion Lord
And by our power we will make the Land in between Great Again!
 
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