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[Torlikoff]

The gods of Isekais were tired one day of all the normal ass Isekais and EWTRTW, so they decided it was time to mix shit up.

"We've got to mix shit up, things are getting stale." Said the God of Balance

"Bork" Said the God of Borks

"Frog" Said the Frog God.

"I always wanted to kill those two guys." Said the God Of War

"I'll just make some new stuff, you guys go pick some randos up and we'll do a game." Said the God of Plot

After twenty non-seconds, each god returned with their player in hand, placing them all in some poor earth.

"Let's see how fast they kill everything." Said the God of Complete and Absolute Death On An Outerversal Scale

"How did I become a god what the hell is happening." Said Yobo, now a god for some reason.


Everyone ended up in Philadelphia, in a group by some bar. Nobody knew what just happened with the gods.

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[Junkoposter]

"WHERE DID MY FROGS GO?" The giant spooky frog loli says while looking around.

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Hmm?" Rito says as he looks around the street "What is this place?"

 

[Torlikoff]

Frogs rain down upon the frog. They're spooky frogs due to the Halloween time of year.

 

[PsychoWarper]

Rito shurgs and chuckles not knowing whats happening or where he is but enjoying the show.

 

[Junkoposter]

"HeeEECK YES!" The giant spooky frog loli is pleased with frogs.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

"Can someone make it rain please? It's too loud."

I put my forehead on the ground.

 

[Faruel1998]

I look around.

"Uhh ... interesting," I say with a grin.

 

[Paul_Frank]

...

Eden sits there confused, in disbelief at what he is witnessing

 

[Everything12]

Alexander doesn't seem phased.

"Hey do you think this bar sells good drinks."

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

Eter floats around near the others, listening but remaining quiet.

 

[Drite77]

"Bork!"

 

[Faruel1998]

"If the bar sells good drinks, I hope they also have good music," I say, tilting my fedora.

 

[PsychoWarper]

"I could go for a drink right now" Rito says in a calm voice.

 

[Junkoposter]

"IIIII CANNOT FIT IN THE BAR!" The giant spooky frog loli yells out.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Only a thought. Curious. Bar, understood. Alcohol, possessed.

Now am alcohol.

 

[Everything12]

"...Never do that with your hat again, it makes you look obnoxious."

 

[Faruel1998]

"Oh, don't worry, froggy girl, if you believe it, you can go into a bar," I say, and then a stick appears in my hands.

Suddenly everything becomes dark while a lighthouse illuminates my figure.

"Ohhh on nothing is impossible believe me!

If you believe in it you'll make it! Move your legs I know you can!

One step after another and you will succeed! Up ahead what are you waiting for? Next come with me, let yourself be carried away by this rhythm here!

Up ahead so you can enter into that bar! ", I sing, moving my steps to the rhythm of the music.

 

[Everything12]

"This is stupid."

The music disappears and the lights return to normal.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Music. Soundwaves.

I possess sound.

 

[Junkoposter]

"YAY." The frog lady yells out.

 

[Faruel1998]

I narrow my eyes.

"You don't recognize art even if it fell on you like a meteorite!", I say in an offended tone, crossing my arms.

 

[Everything12]

"Whatever you say."

 

[Junkoposter]

"ART IS SUBJECTIIIIIVE!" The frog loli ribbits out loudly.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Art. Abstract. Art.

I possess Art.

 

[Overlord775]

• Lizard noises for high confusio

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Confusion. A feeling. Feeling. Mind.

What is mind?

 

[Overlord775]

Overrated

 

[Paul_Frank]

Eden continues observing what was happening, entering a supernal form and still watching

Those two are totally going to fight, and it's over music. He thinks, events possibly being pushed in such a way that the event of Xander and Alexander fighting is more likely

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Why are we here, and where did we come from? Are we simply meaniless puppets with no purpose in life? And... what is life?"

Thoughts.

 

[Faruel1998]

I arch an eyebrow.

"Hey lizard man, can you talk?", I ask.

 

[Overlord775]

The smol lizard looks back.

"It's Kobold, not man lizard"

 

[Moritzva]

Dennis turns towards the newcomers, ready for a happy, normal day.

"Hey, everyone, welcome to Paddy's Pub, what may I do for you?"

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[Faruel1998]

"Oh, good for you my friend!", I say with a smile and then look down.

"Oh! What a lovely little thing!", I exclaim, picking up the dog.

"Hi! Do you want a biscuit?", I exclaim, making a biscuit for dogs appear.

 

[Drite77]

The dog stares at the biscuit, with his tail waggling, the dog approaches the human and put its paws on the Stranger's leg, while wheezing, clearly wanting the biscuit

 

[Everything12]

Alexander sits down at the bar.

"What do you recommend."

 

[Junkoposter]

The giant frog loli yeets a frog at the bartender. "I REQUIRE SODAAA!" She yells out.

 

[Faruel1998]

I take the dog in my arms and then give him the biscuit.

 

[The_Divine_Phoenix]

A soda can appears in front of the one asking for one.

Eter observes from a distance.

 

[Drite77]

The Siberian fellow quickly eats the biscuit, after some time chewing it, the dog looks at the stranger and starts licking his face