(A Large Portion of) Everybody Wants to Rule the World RP Thread 6

[RRTheEndMan]

"That seems like a good Idea. However, I want my country to be prosperous and stable, and I want to be a popular leader, so we should avoid slaughtering civilians when unnecessary, ok?"

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Now I have to wait for Yobo to say where the Clown is]

 

[WHYNAUT]

"I am not fond of homicidal acts if they don't benefit me so don't worry about that. I have been keeping a low profile for a reason"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Now I have to wait for Yobo to say where the Clown is]

[Lol Idunno

Ovo]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Even with my ratchet sleep schedule, I'm starting to get tired

"I'll see you guys in the morning I guess." I say before going off to the town me and Walter we're in with the overabundance of shops

I sneak into the local news building and catch them near the beginning of a late night broadcast, and, hiding myself in a corner with chromatophore arms and using sensory arms, which also have a chromatophore lining, decide to listen in

[Could you say what they're talking about Blah? You're better at that than me]

 

[Blahblah9755]

[Gimme some time, I gotta do math riht now.]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Yobo well then I have to wait for Spider since im using SNI to find him]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[The clown TP'd away though. I think you should ask Kaiju]

 

[The_Smashor]

"Eh, I'm bored"

I run towards the nearest city.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I follow Johann and see he can keep up with me at max speed. Gotta ask him about that latter.

I also start listening.

 

[Overlord775]

I hug Xavier

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Dang it Smol Lizard]

'Uhhhhhh, Hey Melvin"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Smol Lizard x Gilgamesh OTP confirmed]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[N O]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[I ship it ovo]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[At least its not *********** because smol lizard is a ghost this time

Wait..........]

 

[RRTheEndMan]

"Well, then we should devide our tasks. What if I saved France? If I could, I'd surely get them to be grateful to me. If they're still alive I know a guy who can bring them back while keeping a low profile. In the meantime, you could take over another country by force... You've got powers, right? What about Germany?"

 

[PsychoWarper]

[If you try and take Germany I will killl you both]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[At least its not *********** because smol lizard is a ghost this time

Wait..........]

[Gross]

 

[WHYNAUT]

[I ship it too]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Look what you started Crimson]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Where even am I]

 

[RRTheEndMan]

[THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Where even am I]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Where even am I]

[Possibly Narnia at this point]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Where even am I]

[You're sleeping in a bus on a parallel universe.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[I could get back from Narnia]

 

[RRTheEndMan]

While wait for Whyr Nauth to answer me, I make shabtis out of the wax of a nearby beehive

 

[WHYNAUT]

"Well, then we should devide our tasks. What if I saved France? If I could, I'd surely get them to be grateful to me. If they're still alive I know a guy who can bring them back while keeping a low profile. In the meantime, you could take over another country by force... You've got powers, right? What about Germany?"

"One of the others has set up camp in the black forest in Germany so I'll take over the Netherlands first. I can easily take over the world economy, but it's best to take small steps"

 

[Blahblah9755]

[Smol Lizard is a horse shoe smith, turned chosen leader of the forces of chaos, turned retired soldier who just makes garlic bread,though he isn't playing the role very well.]

 

[Overlord775]

[It would be a better ship with my character from World of Peril

Because she has Gil's powers and the F cup ovo

Also Spider said that his PC is at the outskirts of the city that got nuked by the pillar of light]

 

[RRTheEndMan]

"One of the others has set up camp in the black forest in Germany so I'll take over the Netherlands first. I can easily take over the world economy, but it's best to take small steps"

[How can you know?] "Well, I'll go now. What are you going to do? Just defeat their army and be given the title of king or something else?"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[MY MAGNUM OPUS: https://smol-lizardxgilgamesh.wikia.com/wiki/Smol_lizardxGilgamesh_Wiki]

 

[The_Smashor]

I walk into my apartment and sit down.

"Wait, I can shapeshift, and I can stop time... oh my god"

I grab a handful of kitchen knifes and google where the nearest Steamroller is.

 

[WHYNAUT]

[I have planetary range with hacking so I can easily keep track of most other PC's]

"I will take over all the money of the Netherlands take down all communication devicecs and kill all politicians as fast as possible. After that I'll find someone to represent me as the new leader"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[MY MAGNUM OPUS: https://smol-lizardxgilgamesh.wikia.com/wiki/Smol_lizardxGilgamesh_Wiki]

[I think this counts as harassment in some countries kek]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Smol Lizard is all ovo

So should just head over to where Spider is?]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Smol Lizard is everything ovo

So shold just head over to where Spider is?]

[You can do that. Walter and Johann are gonna go to sleep.]

 

[The_Smashor]

[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

 

[RRTheEndMan]

"Then I'll go" I Duat Travel to the Nile and say "[https://riordan.wikia.com/wiki/Hapi_u-ha_ey_pwah Hapi u-ha ey pwah]". Hapi rises out of the water. "Hi! I'm Always Happy because I'm Hapi! Are you Happy?" "No"

I say, faking a sad voice "Why?" "B-because... All the french... Were turned into liquid..." "That's a bad thing, but it's still not enought to be sad! BE HAPPY!" "Nope, not until you... Help... Me... By turning everyone back to a solid state." "Well, I can try! And then you'll be happy?" "Only if they recognize me as their savior. And you return to the Duat." "Well I don't know if I can..." I charge the air with ozone and look at him in an evil way. "You. Ca

." "Yes, sir." We travel to Paris. [Will it work?]