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real life

  1. Jerry59

    Nokotan fights M1 Abrams tank for some reason (1-0-0)

    -Speed is equalized so Nokotan can’t just outspeed the pilots who use the tank or smth -Battle takes place in Musashino, Tokyo (where Wit Studio is located) -Both are 900 meters apart -The tank has 452 deer crackers inside -SBA for the rest Shikanoko: 0.018 Tons of TNT physically, up to 19.32...
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    • m1 abrams noko shikanoko real life shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  2. Huesito88

    Something about Broken Physics and Quarks

    So just curious if someone were able to touch Strange Matter/Strangelets (the dangerous kind) and be just fine would this be Resistance to Matter Manipulation or Transmutation or Absorption? Another question if someone could travel to another Universe and said Universe was one that experienced a...
    • Huesito88
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    • absorption big bang matter manipulation physics quarks real life transmutation
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  3. KenPenders1119

    Battle Droids (Star Wars) Vs. Hippopotamus (Real life)

    Each fighter starts 15 feet apart. The droids are equipped with their standard issue blasters. The hippo is bloodlusted and targeting the droid. Round 1: B1 Battle Droid vs Hippo Round 2: B2 Super Battle Droid vs Hippo Round 3: Commando Droid vs Hippo
    • KenPenders1119
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    • b1 battle droid b2 super battle droid commando droid hippo hippopotamus real life star wars
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. KenPenders1119

    Cyberman (Doctor Who Vs. Hippopotamus (real life)

    Each combatant starts 15 feet apart in a flat square room. Both are bloodlusted and attack on sight. The hippo is an average real world hippo. Each round has a different generation of Cyberman. Round One: Mondasian Patient Vs Hippo Round Two: Mondasian/1st Generation Cyberman Vs Hippo Round...
    • KenPenders1119
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    • cyberman cybermen doctor who dr who hippo hippopotamus real life real world
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    Dinosaur general discussion thread

    a place to discuss dinosaurs both fictional and real life. (It would just belong to real world discussion thread but since I’m including fictional ones and the fact that dinosaurs stand out as a group is the reason I’m making this) What’s your favorite dinosaur and why?
  6. IGunProFan2341

    Can you find the tier of an average human using only BMI (Body Mass Index)

    Can you find the tier of an average human using only BMI (Body Mass Index), Given that I have the age?
  7. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    A fight between relatives

    Rules: Links to animals: Chimp, NOT Chimp Location: Forested area of the Congo Chimp: NOT Chimp: 1 Tie: FIGHT!!
  8. Hagane_no_Saiyajin

    The Rhino vs Elephant fight of the Cenozoic

    Rules: Links to animals: Rhino, Elephant The Paraceratherium is female and trying to protect her calf, and the Palaeoloxodon is male and in musth Location: Grassy plains of Oligocene Mongolia Rhino: Elephant: 1 Tie: FIGHT!!
  9. CNBA3

    Vehicle Durability Question. (WARNING: May have distressing footage)

    I was wondering, while I know that Durability in it's basics is the amount of damage and severity one can withstand before breaking. Here I am wondering how would one classify durability for vehicles if the stats between the former's dura compares to the attack's AP. I have been told just...
  10. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
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    • cave bear fallout real life real world reality the real world the real world (verse) yao guai
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  11. Dinamic8000

    Polar Bears Multi-Verses Revision

    I was just browsing through the wiki and noticed that some profiles from multiples verses need some edits since they are linked to the Polar Bear profile, which was downgraded from pure 9-B to 9-C, 9-B through kinetic energy I will keep it simple and direct White Bear The profile is pretty...
    • Dinamic8000
    • Thread
    • a song of ice and fire his dark materials iorek byrnison polar bear real life varamyr white bear
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Content Revision
  12. Dinamic8000

    The Wasp is not that outnumbered

    Basically this video, but instead of a few dozens of bees there are only sixteen of then (Including the one who is bitten in the beginning) Asian Giant Hornet: PulffletonGaming 16 European Honeybees: A guy with pesticide:
  13. Idontknow350

    Liopleurodon should reach large size type 0

    The article of it does not have it in its powers and abilities despite the Liopleurodon reaching around 5 to 7 meters long, so it should qualify for a tier 0 large size. link of the page ---> https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Liopleurodon_(The_Real_World)
  14. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Quick Draw tries to draw against an attack helicopter 💀 (Composite Human (Real World) vs Quick Draw)

    Conditions: "The human gets an Mi-24, and has complete knowledge of how the quick draw operates. Both are about 5 meters away from each other..." - Hortonhearsahoot. The heilcopter starts 30 m away in the air. VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. Great human amalgamation...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • composite human (real world) mil mi-24 quick draw real life the real world what-if? mergings totally accurate battle simulator vs thread
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  15. Random-Helper323

    Bodily Weaponry for the Shark in Jaws

    The sharks in Jaws should have bodily weaponry. Original Novel Film Version Ultimate Predator They're huge great white sharks with mouths full of huge sharp teeth, so this seems pretty self-evident.
  16. Oiguana2701

    Lizard vs bat thing (The Real World vs Godzilla) 0-7-0 (ADDED)

    Iguana vs Dorat So: Both start 3 meters away from eachother. That's it. Mammal(?): Lizard: 7 Incon:
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    • dorat godzilla iguana king ghidora real life the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. hockame

    Shrunken Bones VS Pug 3-0-0

    This is the dumbest thing I have ever done lmao Shrunken Bones: 3 Pug: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • hockame
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    • funny marvel comics pug real life shrunken bones (marvel comics)
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. SpiteBattles

    Twitch Streamer Riddler fights Thanos (the Dinosaur)

    Title says all, Riddler from 2022’s The Batman attempts to fight a Thanos Simonattoi. Battle takes place in a Minecraft Village (no Blacksmith). Riddler has all his optional equipment, 30 minutes of prep, and prior knowledge that he is going to fight a dinosaur, thats it. Anything optional...
    • SpiteBattles
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    • dc comics real life riddler (2022 movie) thanos simonattoi the batman the penguin (2022 movie) vs battle vs battles vsbattles
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Arceus0x

    Ohio revision

    I have made this calculation https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE I have made a revision before but i'd say it wasn't organized well enough and it was dead anyways so here we go. I believe Ohio-class sub should scale to the calc in question I also want to scale...
  20. Oiguana2701

    Will a (prehistoric) predator eat a (sentient) fruit?

    Speed is equalized Both are 10-C Fight can end in both K.O and death Fight takes place on a beach None know a thing about eachother As always, if this is a stomp, please tell me as fast as possible VSBW's weakest cartoon character: I somehow stuffed him into my arthropod presentation on school:
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    • anomalocaris banana joe real life real world the amazing world of gumball the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. KLOL506

    Real Life CRT: Guns, Blades and Spears Piercing Damage

    Since we already mandate IRL animals to have "higher piercing damage with claws, teeth" and whatever other sharp bodily weaponry they possess now, might as well give other pointy weapons and guns the same treatment. Heck, the gun argument came first and then the animals. Basically, just slap a...
  22. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) Waltuh fights a Cougar (Walter White vs Puma Concolor)

    It turns out, Pumas are a native thing in New Mexico in gud terrain. It's possible for Walt fighting a Cougar if he drives couple of miles to them LOL. Conditions: Waltuh has his makeshift flyswatter in his left hand & both opponents are 10-A physically, speed is equalized. A kingpin commits...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad puma concolor real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. H3110l12345I20

    A Kingpin fights a PIG. (Walter White vs Pig (Real World))

    (Battle theme lol (yes, it's COCOMELON for the lols)) ANYWAYS... Conditions: Waltuh has makeshift flyswatter in his right hand & is 10-A physically. This match includes a 300 kg farm animal Boar with tusks. Speed is equalized. SBA otherwise when other conditions aren't specified. Walt abuses...
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad domestic pig real life real world the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  24. Arceus0x

    DOWN IN OHIO, DEEP DOWN IN OHIO

    Basically, the current durability of the Ohio-class Submarine is big doodoo. However we do know that Submarines can tank slamming into sea mountains full force, the scans of which are provided here https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arceus0x/Submarine_KE Everything you need to know is...
  25. Keeweed

    The durability of real world animals

    So this is going to be pretty hard to resolve problem, but oh well. Also this thread is about real animals durability, thus to prove points real animals need to be shown getting hurt. Massive graphic warnings and read this thread at your own risk. I do not condone violence against real animals...
  26. Notsussybaka900

    What’s the limit to real life articles?

    I know I can’t do anything super controversial, but would it be possible to make a page for say, the Black Plague, or Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor? Where’s the limit for IRL profiles?
  27. H3110l12345I20

    Walt fights a monke (Walter White vs Chimpanzee (Real World))

    Walt has his Smith & Wesson Model 442 in his pocket. SBA otherwise & fight starts in melee range. Walt is 10-A & the monke is 10-B. Monke: 2 WALT.: 7 Incon:
    • H3110l12345I20
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    • #walter white breaking bad chimpanzee real life the real world the real world (verse) walter white
    • Replies: 103
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  28. JustANormalLemon

    REAL WORLD BATTLE ROYAL!!

    All extinct and non extinct animals and plants in the REAL WORLD have a single exemple of them summoned inside Bikini botton around the Krust Krab so aquatic animals and terrestrial ones can fight and breath at the same time Any profile in the EXTINC ORGANISMS and in the EXASTANT ORGANISMS that...
  29. cloudyagami

    Real Life Boxing/UFC profiles

    Wiki doesn't seem to have any profiles for boxing and UFC fighters like Mike Tyson or Conor Mcgregor etc. Where would they be scaled? I say 9-C but its up for debate if they peak at 10-A
  30. Kyleb79

    List a Real Life Example for every Tier

    I just thought of it. What I mean is a real-life feat for every tier, so not just an example like "Destroying a mountain/galaxy" or the standard AP baseline example we have labelled on the wiki. Like say, for 9-B, label the punching power of some fighter. Or some AP events in the universe. If...
  31. Flashlight237

    Battle of the Most Invasive Animals (Cane Toad vs Rat)

    So yeah, we have the Cane Toad, which is the most dangerous invasive species in Australia, and then we have the rat, a worldwide invasive threat and likely responsible for many extinctions. Supposedly cane toads can eat cats...
  32. hockame

    2-5-0 Baldi VS Polar Bear

    Baldi: 2 Polar Bear: 5 Incon: Speed is equalized Fight takes place within the Arctic Circle Win via incap or death Fighters start 20 feet away from each other And no, there is no particular reason why I decided to do this battle, I just couldn't be bothered to come up with something actually...
    • hockame
    • Thread
    • animals baldi baldi's basics in education and learning polar bear real life
    • Replies: 91
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. JohnCenaNation

    Composite Human (Real Life) vs Composite Gigantopithecus (Real Life)

    Synopsis: Who is the most powerful primate that ever existed in real life? The human or the gigantopithecus? Note the answer to this question would be pretty obvious if we try to pit an average human against an average gigantopithecus in a fight, the gigantopithecus would tear us human into...
    • JohnCenaNation
    • Thread
    • composite earthling gigantopithecus human primate real life real world reality versus versus threads
    • Replies: 122
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  34. Spinoirr

    Saul goes to the zoo and regrets it (Saul Goodman vs a Tapir)

    Both are bloodlusted Fight takes place at the Toronto Zoo They are 20 meters apart Tapir: Saul Goodman aka live action Regain: 1 Here is a track that fits this fight perfectly
  35. Oliver_de_jesus

    Walter white vs Aardvark

    Both bloodlust time is 5:00PM and 0 equip Music Battle zone: Australia Aardvark: 7 (@My_area @Greatsage13th Deleted Username @Oliver_de_jesus @H3110l12345I20 @Noneless21 @Apex_Predator_GX ) Walter White:
  36. Stefano4444

    Allosaurus VS African Bush Elephant

    Allosaurus: 0 () Elephant: 0 () Inconclusive: 0 ()
  37. Dio_the_Ludicolo

    Goose (Untitled Goose Game) VS Crow (Real World)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Goose_(Untitled_Goose_Game) VS https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Crow_(Real_World) A crow sees the Goose holding something shiny, and they decide to fight over it. Neither one will back down until the other is dead. Which intelligent bird will win? VOTES FOR...

  38. Putin fights The Emperor of Mankind.

    Speed unequal I know that this is won't count in profiles, it's just the curious. Let's say that the most strongest our world cosmology(even 11D theories or higher) goes against The Emperor. So, every theory, every animal, ability and etc will merge for example in Putin. Who will win? The...
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    • real life warhammer 40000
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  39. Dinamic8000

    Change Mantis Shrimp Tier (And Size)

    I din't think i needed to post a thread for that since it was a change in a Real World profile. But anyways, Mantis Shrimp should be 9-C in Tier, AP and Durability, the profile (And literally every place you search) Say his punch is 1500 newtons, doing the calculations here we have 1269 joules...
  40. Dinamic8000

    Underwater Long Mouth Predators! (GRACE)

    Since one seems to inspired the other nothing more fair than a deadly battle between the two! The arena is open water from 20m to 40m bellow surface, both start face to face with 10 meters apart RL High Tier Sea Monster: Subnautica Low Tier Creature of 4546B: 7 (JustANormalLemon...
    • Dinamic8000
    • Thread
    • pliosaurus real life stalker (subnautica) subnautica underwater
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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