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So yeah, we have a weakest characters for each tier thread (Go check it out!: https://vsbattles.com/threads/top-5-weakest-characters-for-every-tier-again.148649/ ), so why not a list for the DUMBEST characters for each tier? This one's gonna be interesting. So, let's get this out of the way.
For this list, Mindless and Instinctive character are not allowed. This rule is made for the following reasons.
Mindless: Well, duh! Allowing characters or entities with literally no mind would defeat the whole purpose of this thread.
Instinctive: They act on survival instincts, yet little or nothing else. What's the point in them existing in this thread?
Animalistic and High Animalistic characters or entities require scrutiny before being put up on this thread. This is because while koalas are so stupid they have no idea what the frick rain is and would probably get themselves chlamydia just from existing (okay, that's an overexaggeration, but come on! How many of those damn things have chlamydia?!), other animals like crows, octopi, dogs, pigs, elephants, etc are capable of intelligence comparable to children. Yes, there's an entire subreddit on kids being stupid, but that subreddit was made in jest; don't take their word for child intelligence.
That being said... Here goes.
0:
1. Azathoth - While this guy is to reality as Self-Reference Engine is to fiction, with all of existence being its dreams, intelligence is but a small part of Azathoth. At the same time, he is referred to as the "Blind Idiot God" and basically does nothing but doze off.
2.
3.
High 1-A:
1.
2.
3.
1-A:
1. Ryuji Sakamoto - Average intelligence and bad grades compared to all the gods and geniuses in the tier probably isn't a good look.
2.
3.
Low 1-A:
1.
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3.
High 1-B:
1.
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3.
1-B:
1.
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3.
High 1-C:
1.
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3.
1-C:
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Low 1-C:
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2-A:
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2-B:
1.
2.
3.
2-C:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
Low 2-C:
1.
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3.
High 3-A:
1.
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3-A:
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3-B:
1.
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3-C:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
4-A:
1. Box Ghost - He is incredibly overconfident and foolish, believing himself to be all powerful simple because he can manipulate square objects and containers. He continuously shouted his name in the middle of fights and how people should fear him despite his reputation of being an idiot, and doesn't learn from his mistakes. Also, "I am deh Box Ghost!!1!"
2.
3.
4-B:
1.
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High 4-C:
1.
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3.
4-C:
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Low 4-C:
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High 5-A:
1.
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3.
5-A:
1.
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3.
5-B:
1.
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Low 5-B:
1.
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3.
5-C:
1.
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High 6-A:
1.
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3.
6-A:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
High 6-B:
1.
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3.
6-B:
1.
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3.
Low 6-B:
1.
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3.
High 6-C:
1.
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3.
6-C:
1. Box Ghost - He is incredibly overconfident and foolish, believing himself to be all powerful simple because he can manipulate square objects and containers. He continuously shouted his name in the middle of fights and how people should fear him despite his reputation of being an idiot, and doesn't learn from his mistakes. Also, "I am deh Box Ghost!!1!"
2.
3.
High 7-A:
1.
2.
3.
7-A:
1.
2.
3.
7-B:
1.
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3.
Low 7-B:
1.
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3.
High 7-C:
1.
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3.
7-C:
1.
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Low 7-C:
1.
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3.
8-A:
1. Box Ghost - He is incredibly overconfident and foolish, believing himself to be all powerful simple because he can manipulate square objects and containers. He continuously shouted his name in the middle of fights and how people should fear him despite his reputation of being an idiot, and doesn't learn from his mistakes. Also, "I am deh Box Ghost!!1!"
2.
3.
8-B:
1.
2.
3.
High 8-C:
1. Fil Necati - Necati is so stupid that he is unable to understand basic knowledge like space not having oxygen, he literally waited for the person inside his toilet to get out for an entire day not realizing he is home alone. It also took him over 2 hours to open a door
2.
3.
8-C:
1. Goomba - Okay, the Goomba. These guys are the second weakest enemy behind the Biddybuds, mainly due to their easy-to-stomp bodies and their low intelligence. More often than not, you'll see Goombas walking off cliffs, either on their own or if you flank them. Yeah.
2.
3.
9-A:
1. Richard Watterson - Generally stupid and is likened to an amoeba. His unintelligence and laziness is so profound that for the sake of the entire verse, Richard was not meant to get a job. His profile does state that he can hold his own against Nicole and a strategist, but it seems his feats of actually being intelligent appear less often than Lindsay's.
2. Morphman - While Rerez is basically the only entity that had delved deep into Morphman, the gameplay footage shows that Morphman wastes a lot of his time talking among other intelligence issues. Also, "I'm an eagle!!1!"
3.
9-B:
1. Debby the Corsifa - Okay, this idiot! Her intelligence is implied to be literally zero by the one girl who's simping on her! She peered into a LIT FIREWORK wondering why the heck it didn't go off and got her face incinerated because of it. Oh, and she nearly turned herself into a hashtag after eating fly agaric mushrooms. Oh, and her idea of ending a fast is EATING CAT FOOD!
2. ED-209 - It's basically rather dumb for a machine that doesn't even follow it own rules or commands that are given like they're supposed to. And even if you follow it's warning despite that you oppose it even once, it's still going to mindlessly kill you either way. I had to ask one of my pals to see whether Debby or Ed-209 would be less intelligent and the other, and he said that Debby is less intelligent than ED-209 due to ED-209 actually having a sense of logic.
3.
9-C:
1. The Ginosaji - Seriously, how braindead are you to think a SPOON, let alone light taps with it, would kill anyone?!
2. Eliatopian Agent - Agents tend to be idiotic. When hiding Partho, one Agent easily gave away Partho's location to the player. Their idea of an interrogation is standing in one spot to a point where they took a dump 62 times in the same spot, and they have shown to be completely incapable of understanding the concept of up and down. Robby Scherer, Eliatopia's creator, stated that Eliatopians typically have no idea what toilets are.
3.
10-A:
1.
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10-B:
1. Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin) - Okay, this guy. He's so stupid that he has no sense of danger, plus he has a problem with dying when he loses a singing contest. That and he seems to be incapable of language, only speaking in beeps throughout the game and in the Nendroid promo comic despite the devs' insistence of BF being able to speak in an actual language. His choice of a girlfriend isn't that great either; her literally first instinct when finding a BF voodoo doll is teething on it like a baby would. Somebody test her for lead poisoning.
2.
3.
10-C:
1. Koala - Okay, so this thing is the one animal we know for sure is stupid. This thing eats the equivalent of garbage (eucalyptus leaves), and even then, only if it grabs its food itself. Koalas are also incapable of knowing what rain is. Yeah, they're that friggin' stupid.
2. Wheatley - Designed to make GLaDOS dumber and would make the worst decisions because of his original programming. However, after being implemented into GLaDOS, he basically broke free from his programming and took over the facility.
3. The Ginosaji - Seriously, how braindead are you to think a SPOON, let alone light taps with it, would kill anyone?!
11-A and 11-B (putting them both together because there are only five 11-Bs in existence):
1.
2.
3.
11-C:
1. Monarch of Pointland - I mean, duh! He literally cannot comprehend anything that isn't himself!
2.
3.
Varies:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
Unknown:
1. Wheatley - Designed to make GLaDOS dumber and would make the worst decisions because of his original programming. However, after being implemented into GLaDOS, he basically broke free from his programming and took over the facility.
2.
3.
For this list, Mindless and Instinctive character are not allowed. This rule is made for the following reasons.
Mindless: Well, duh! Allowing characters or entities with literally no mind would defeat the whole purpose of this thread.
Instinctive: They act on survival instincts, yet little or nothing else. What's the point in them existing in this thread?
Animalistic and High Animalistic characters or entities require scrutiny before being put up on this thread. This is because while koalas are so stupid they have no idea what the frick rain is and would probably get themselves chlamydia just from existing (okay, that's an overexaggeration, but come on! How many of those damn things have chlamydia?!), other animals like crows, octopi, dogs, pigs, elephants, etc are capable of intelligence comparable to children. Yes, there's an entire subreddit on kids being stupid, but that subreddit was made in jest; don't take their word for child intelligence.
That being said... Here goes.
0:
1. Azathoth - While this guy is to reality as Self-Reference Engine is to fiction, with all of existence being its dreams, intelligence is but a small part of Azathoth. At the same time, he is referred to as the "Blind Idiot God" and basically does nothing but doze off.
2.
3.
High 1-A:
1.
2.
3.
1-A:
1. Ryuji Sakamoto - Average intelligence and bad grades compared to all the gods and geniuses in the tier probably isn't a good look.
2.
3.
Low 1-A:
1.
2.
3.
High 1-B:
1.
2.
3.
1-B:
1.
2.
3.
High 1-C:
1.
2.
3.
1-C:
1.
2.
3.
Low 1-C:
1.
2.
3.
2-A:
1.
2.
3.
2-B:
1.
2.
3.
2-C:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
Low 2-C:
1.
2.
3.
High 3-A:
1.
2.
3.
3-A:
1.
2.
3.
3-B:
1.
2.
3.
3-C:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
4-A:
1. Box Ghost - He is incredibly overconfident and foolish, believing himself to be all powerful simple because he can manipulate square objects and containers. He continuously shouted his name in the middle of fights and how people should fear him despite his reputation of being an idiot, and doesn't learn from his mistakes. Also, "I am deh Box Ghost!!1!"
2.
3.
4-B:
1.
2.
3.
High 4-C:
1.
2.
3.
4-C:
1.
2.
3.
Low 4-C:
1.
2.
3.
High 5-A:
1.
2.
3.
5-A:
1.
2.
3.
5-B:
1.
2.
3.
Low 5-B:
1.
2.
3.
5-C:
1.
2.
3.
High 6-A:
1.
2.
3.
6-A:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
High 6-B:
1.
2.
3.
6-B:
1.
2.
3.
Low 6-B:
1.
2.
3.
High 6-C:
1.
2.
3.
6-C:
1. Box Ghost - He is incredibly overconfident and foolish, believing himself to be all powerful simple because he can manipulate square objects and containers. He continuously shouted his name in the middle of fights and how people should fear him despite his reputation of being an idiot, and doesn't learn from his mistakes. Also, "I am deh Box Ghost!!1!"
2.
3.
High 7-A:
1.
2.
3.
7-A:
1.
2.
3.
7-B:
1.
2.
3.
Low 7-B:
1.
2.
3.
High 7-C:
1.
2.
3.
7-C:
1.
2.
3.
Low 7-C:
1.
2.
3.
8-A:
1. Box Ghost - He is incredibly overconfident and foolish, believing himself to be all powerful simple because he can manipulate square objects and containers. He continuously shouted his name in the middle of fights and how people should fear him despite his reputation of being an idiot, and doesn't learn from his mistakes. Also, "I am deh Box Ghost!!1!"
2.
3.
8-B:
1.
2.
3.
High 8-C:
1. Fil Necati - Necati is so stupid that he is unable to understand basic knowledge like space not having oxygen, he literally waited for the person inside his toilet to get out for an entire day not realizing he is home alone. It also took him over 2 hours to open a door
2.
3.
8-C:
1. Goomba - Okay, the Goomba. These guys are the second weakest enemy behind the Biddybuds, mainly due to their easy-to-stomp bodies and their low intelligence. More often than not, you'll see Goombas walking off cliffs, either on their own or if you flank them. Yeah.
2.
3.
9-A:
1. Richard Watterson - Generally stupid and is likened to an amoeba. His unintelligence and laziness is so profound that for the sake of the entire verse, Richard was not meant to get a job. His profile does state that he can hold his own against Nicole and a strategist, but it seems his feats of actually being intelligent appear less often than Lindsay's.
2. Morphman - While Rerez is basically the only entity that had delved deep into Morphman, the gameplay footage shows that Morphman wastes a lot of his time talking among other intelligence issues. Also, "I'm an eagle!!1!"
3.
9-B:
1. Debby the Corsifa - Okay, this idiot! Her intelligence is implied to be literally zero by the one girl who's simping on her! She peered into a LIT FIREWORK wondering why the heck it didn't go off and got her face incinerated because of it. Oh, and she nearly turned herself into a hashtag after eating fly agaric mushrooms. Oh, and her idea of ending a fast is EATING CAT FOOD!
2. ED-209 - It's basically rather dumb for a machine that doesn't even follow it own rules or commands that are given like they're supposed to. And even if you follow it's warning despite that you oppose it even once, it's still going to mindlessly kill you either way. I had to ask one of my pals to see whether Debby or Ed-209 would be less intelligent and the other, and he said that Debby is less intelligent than ED-209 due to ED-209 actually having a sense of logic.
3.
9-C:
1. The Ginosaji - Seriously, how braindead are you to think a SPOON, let alone light taps with it, would kill anyone?!
2. Eliatopian Agent - Agents tend to be idiotic. When hiding Partho, one Agent easily gave away Partho's location to the player. Their idea of an interrogation is standing in one spot to a point where they took a dump 62 times in the same spot, and they have shown to be completely incapable of understanding the concept of up and down. Robby Scherer, Eliatopia's creator, stated that Eliatopians typically have no idea what toilets are.
3.
10-A:
1.
2.
3.
10-B:
1. Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin) - Okay, this guy. He's so stupid that he has no sense of danger, plus he has a problem with dying when he loses a singing contest. That and he seems to be incapable of language, only speaking in beeps throughout the game and in the Nendroid promo comic despite the devs' insistence of BF being able to speak in an actual language. His choice of a girlfriend isn't that great either; her literally first instinct when finding a BF voodoo doll is teething on it like a baby would. Somebody test her for lead poisoning.
2.
3.
10-C:
1. Koala - Okay, so this thing is the one animal we know for sure is stupid. This thing eats the equivalent of garbage (eucalyptus leaves), and even then, only if it grabs its food itself. Koalas are also incapable of knowing what rain is. Yeah, they're that friggin' stupid.
2. Wheatley - Designed to make GLaDOS dumber and would make the worst decisions because of his original programming. However, after being implemented into GLaDOS, he basically broke free from his programming and took over the facility.
3. The Ginosaji - Seriously, how braindead are you to think a SPOON, let alone light taps with it, would kill anyone?!
11-A and 11-B (putting them both together because there are only five 11-Bs in existence):
1.
2.
3.
11-C:
1. Monarch of Pointland - I mean, duh! He literally cannot comprehend anything that isn't himself!
2.
3.
Varies:
1. Gordo - They only move back and forth in hopes that they would hit someone, and even then, they don't really know why they hurt people. Also, if you free a Gordo, it will just go flying off into space.
2.
3.
Unknown:
1. Wheatley - Designed to make GLaDOS dumber and would make the worst decisions because of his original programming. However, after being implemented into GLaDOS, he basically broke free from his programming and took over the facility.
2.
3.
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