Most Unintelligent Characters for Every Tier

[Ikelaggan]

Matt currently low 2-C, regardless if it's ebf4 or ebf5 he's kinda the Forrest gump equivalent of a sword user.
Some how knows the kuzu ryu sen, but can't tell a tank from a car

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

well did he know what a tank was before then?

 

[ShionAH]

he literally waited for the person inside his toilet to get out for an entire day not realizing he is home alone.

Correction 78 hours

 

[Da3ggman]

Patrick Star for potentially 1 spot in 9-A

He's Patrick lmao. His brain quite literally doesn't work, he sometimes forgets how to stand and what his name is, and didn't know how to open a jar (He thought he broke it). When he tries to think, his brain catches fire and explodes.

 

[TheKingStrategist13]

Would
That unironically make his intellect technically mindless (As he literally can't think and use his brain)

 

[Noneless21]

Would
That unironically make his intellect technically mindless (As he literally can't think and use his brain)

he still can actually think, just... not as good

and don't ******* diss ma boi like that

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Patric probable is mindless sinse he can take his "brain out" and still function(brain coral episode)

 

[Da3ggman]

Patric probable is mindless sinse he can take his "brain out" and still function(brain coral episode)

Actually, in that episode, whenever they take out the brain coral, he is basically catatonic. But whenever they put his brain back in, he starts functioning again.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Actually, in that episode, whenever they take out the brain coral, he is basically catatonic. But whenever they put his brain back in, he starts functioning again.

Hum... them I was missremenbering, but them he at least need to think to work

 

[Da3ggman]

Hum... them I was missremenbering, but them he at least need to think to work

He does think, it's just really hard; like, whenever he tries to come up with an idea, his head catches fire. But, he does come up with the idea eventually, which requires some level on thinking. Tbh the fact that we're debating if he's mindless or not should be justification enough to put him at number 1.

 

[Da3ggman]

Hum... them I was missremenbering, but them he at least need to think to work

Let me elaborate on what I mean, because your probably not misremembering. In the episode, Patricks head gets replaced by brain coral, which is explicitly shown to be able to increase intelligence. At the end of the episode, Patrick removes the brain coral from his head, and temporarily lacks anything there, leaving him catatonic. Whenever they put his original head back in the spot, he starts talking again.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

He does think, it's just really hard; like, whenever he tries to come up with an idea, his head catches fire. But, he does come up with the idea eventually, which requires some level on thinking. Tbh the fact that we're debating if he's mindless or not should be justification enough to put him at number 1.

I agree

 

[Flashlight237]

Added in the Ginosaji for 9-C and 10-C because my god is he a dumbfuck!

 

[AbaddonTheDisappointment]

Tuska the Daemon-Killa

Tuska the "Daemon-Killa" is an Ork Warlord who lead a WAAAGH! into the depths of the Eye of Terror, into Chaos itself, reaching even Khorne's Brass Citadel. After killing a powerful Daemon in his Kill Kruizer, Tuska discovered that Daemons made for phenomenal opponents, and therefore launched an...

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Tuska for 8-C, Low 1-A and top of 1-A since he's below average

 

[Maizesoup]

Yabusame Houlen for 7-B

 

[Flashlight237]

Well, back to this.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

9-A:

1. Richard Watterson - Generally stupid and is likened to an amoeba. His unintelligence and laziness is so profound that for the sake of the entire verse, Richard was not meant to get a job. His profile does state that he can hold his own against Nicole and a strategist, but it seems his feats of actually being intelligent appear less often than Lindsay's.

Richard is 8-A now.

 

[Diamond_Drone]

uhhh... no? GlaDOS says "...and you've put him in charge of the whole facility" like it's a obvious problem and he's actively exploding the facility in his first few hours in-charge of Aperture.

After meeting Wheatley, GlaDOS tries to use a paradox on Wheatley because "no AI can resist thinking about them" and it fails against Wheatley while every Turretbox starts malfunctioning and Glados has to actively avoid thinking about it. There's even more after this. Basically GlaDOS keeps elaborating, Wheatley keeps demonstrating and that's pretty much it.

Also the whole "Wheatley is completely incompetent" thing is something that's revealed AFTER Wheatley gets GlaDOS's body. Would be a pretty weird story decision to have it be a big reveal and then have it be completely useless information, right?

Forwarding this, cause I think the Thread Starter missed this post. I'm also going to provide some more examples as well:

• When GLaDOS tries to tell Wheatley that the facility is self-destructing, Wheatley dismisses it as something he already fixed despite it clearly not being fixed. He also claims that the tremors are intentional and that the warnings by an automated system should be ignored. He also melted the lift somehow, by accident probably.
• It's also made pretty clear that the chambers that Chell walks through during Wheatley's reign are actually designed by GLaDOS, even using the stockpiled tests by GLaDOS. The Tests designed by Wheatley are the ones in the beginning of "The Itch" chapter, where both are easy (for a human) and non-lethal.

 

[Imaginym]

Well, back to this.

Were the Pokemon I proposed ineligible?

 

[Flashlight237]

Added the Eliatopian Agent for 9-C.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

1. Richard Watterson - Generally stupid and is likened to an amoeba. His unintelligence and laziness is so profound that for the sake of the entire verse, Richard was not meant to get a job. His profile does state that he can hold his own against Nicole and a strategist, but it seems his feats of actually being intelligent appear less often than Lindsay's.

Richard is 8-A now.

 

[King_Dom470]

Yellow Guy for 9-B, He's got the intelligence lower than that of a child and has basically has no recognition of danger (WARNING: Some of the videos linked are kinda graphic), He cuts off his finger for pretty much no reason. Doesn’t understand the concept of death. Apparently had one job which was to remember the computer password and he couldn’t even do that. And this entire scene

 

[Event_Horizon]

An important thing to consider with "intelligence" is that some beings (usually eldritch or other-dimensional in nature) may operate on completely different principles to what we consider a "mind" and "consciousness". Consider Azathoth and the Ultimate Gods, who are alluded to as "blind and mindless", yet still have some unknowable will (hence the existence of their "soul and messenger" Nyarlathotep), and exist in a totally unfathomable and unstructured void outside ordered reality. Also the Hounds of Tindalos.

 

[LordGriffin1000]

Move Box Ghost from 6-C to 2-A, all his 6-C keys were upgraded to 2-A.

 

[Comiphorous]

Project Gestalt for 8-C

he's described at the very least sapient beyond it's animalistic attempts at murdering hank and the crew. it has no better intelligence beyond being a sapient being unless it's in combat. he's bottom of the barrel stupid.