Unpopular Opinions and (Friendly) Rant thread

[Deidalius]

I literally do

You do not

 

[Ebihara]

bowser pfp
covers both

scary accurate

 

[KingNanaya]

You do not

I have screenshots of you talking about eating balls and another of you calling another grown man daddy

 

[Quibster]

You have no evidence of me being a furry

nor a homosexual.

i'll bring soda and chips to the coming out party

 

[DaMonkeMan]

If you're not bringing pringles or doritos you probably shouldn't bother coming to the party

 

[Deidalius]

I have screenshots of you talking about eating balls and another of you calling another grown man daddy

You're making stuff up, I have never implied I would eat balls, nor have I called another man "daddy". I am strictly 100% heterosexual. That is slander. The allegations about me being a homosexual are untrue.

i'll bring soda and chips to the coming out party

Look look look, this is actually a genius plan, a master plan, a genius plan only I could come up with. I don't like Sonic fans, right? (I mean, I did like them 4 weeks ago, I was a Sonic fan, but I am a Mario fan now so I have to fight Sonic fans on the internet) So to OWN the Sonic fans, I pretended to be a furry, keyword, pretend, I am actually not a furry, I do not have a Bowser costume or anything like that. Like like, you see, I have a, the closest thing to a furry costume I have is a Godzilla costume, but that was for a birthday party. I had to wear it because my cousin likes Godzilla, they all started beating me up with sticks and the costume got torn but I was THE Godzilla. That aside, you see, no one actually thinks I am a furry, absolutely no one. Only a deranged person would think that, so me verbatim saying I am a furry does not mean I am a furry, I had ulterior motives you see. What's a Sonic fan? A furry. What was I pretending to be? A furry. So me acting like a furry just to claim I don't associate with them would hurt them greatly. I am certain that the Sonic fanbase will NEVER recover from that, they must be crying after that 100,00 IQ tremendous insult, they will never be the same again. I am certain this sacrifice was worth it, the Sonic fanbase has been hurt more than my ego and reputation, so in the end, it mattered.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Not reading allat. You like big sweaty men. End of discussion.

 

[Shmooply]

i'll bring soda and chips to the coming out party

He already came out, he confessed to hanging around femboy nazis.

 

[SlendVeny]

If you're not bringing pringles or doritos you probably shouldn't bother coming to the party

You act as if Ruffles and Fritos aren't mad goated, and this is coming from someone who's eaten a full thing of pringles and one of those little bags of doritos today.

 

[Quibster]

You act as if Ruffles and Fritos aren't mad goated

Ruffles is like the ultimate party snack ngl, especially with dip

 

[SlendVeny]

Ruffles is like the ultimate party snack ngl, especially with dip

I refuse to use dips unless it's some fancy shit at a fancy restaurant. I will only use seasonings and the occasional sauce.