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Touhou Project Vs Modern Military (Like Call of Duty Modern Warfare,Battlefield 2,3,And 4)

One more time Theglassman12 asshole What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.


And also i could Problaly use the Spartan Suit (Halo) And Walker gear (MGS:V TPP)
 
Cirno: What?! I can barely hear you. I don't even know what a "United States Armed Forces" even is!
 
Theglassman12 said:
K.O.!!!!!!!!!! Cirno wins, flawless victory.........
FATALITY!!!!!
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a ******* from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 ******* at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ************* fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best ******, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base's football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A's on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don't be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
 
Fllflourine said:
Cirno: What?! I can barely hear you. I don't even know what a "United States Armed Forces" even is!
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Sgt.Davis:What the desu did you just ******* desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the **** out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my ******* desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You're ******* desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that's just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little "desu" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* desu, kiddo.
 
You think that you could buy our acceptance with a potato? I can think of a better prize than a potato.
 
My F-16s have force field shields (Independence Day Resurgence)

My Army could charge the whole area

My Army have Metal Gears (Metal Gear Solid)

My Air Force could Never Stop me because

-I Have A Military Intelegence of Danmaku.


300 (2 5) Movie CLIP - This Is Where We Fight (2006) HD
300 (2 5) Movie CLIP - This Is Where We Fight (2006) HD

This is where we hold them! This is where we Fight! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!!!
 
I'll Bring up My Battlecruiser (Starcraft II) A Hundread of them!!

Or i'll Contact the Russians and i'll have Kirov Airships (Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3)!!!
 
The Everlasting said:
Literally what is this thread.
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Where the fun begins.

I throw fairies at sufficient velocity and destroy them all

(also nice i see another C&C fan of culture)
 
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