SCP-1440 vs. Milo Murphy (Battle of Disastrous Probabilities)

[Starter_Pack]

The term "Murphy's Law" dictates that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. And for these two characters, this is not only a truth, but it is a fact of life. While one tends to be a source of bad luck for others, the other's bad luck mainly revolves around himself. But who's improbable circumstances are the most survivable? Today, we find out!

In the blue corner, we have SCP-1440 from the SCP Foundation, and in the red corner, we have Milo Murphy from Milo Murphy's Law.



-Neither character are out to kill each other, but the battle still ends following the SBA, meaning death, incapacitation, or KO.
-Neither character know each other beforehand, and there is no prep time.

-The battle takes place in Danville, giving Milo the home-court advantage.

-Obviously, 1440's restricted on his 1-B equipment, and "Murphy's Law" is in full swing for Milo.

With all this being said, let the debate begin!

Milo: 0

1440: 2 (Agnaa, ArgentinianDeadpool)

Inconclusive: 0

 

[ArgentinianDeadpool]

Oh, shit.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

...This might be a good time to add 1440's feat of wiping out humanity with nukes via his probability manip huh?

 

[Starter_Pack]

...This might be a good time to add 1440's feat of wiping out humanity with nukes via his probability manip huh?

And "Murphy's Law" caused a whole volcano to erupt, destroying Pompeii. So...what?

(And don't say that couldn't happen with Milo, as he caused a submarine to burst out of the floor of his principal's office, so certain strains of logic are out the window for Milo.)

 

[Starter_Pack]

Bumping for good luck.

 

[Agnaa]

1440 has immortality. They both sit around while things become progressively worse until a nuke erupts or a volcano explodes and only 1440 remains.

 

[Starter_Pack]

Here's a bump.

 

[ArgentinianDeadpool]

Well, 1440 fra