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The Prophet smacks them all aside and boots Spiderman out of the thread ovo
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RW Spin-off: Abstract battles
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Prophet is shocked by someone else using the lol-ignore defence.
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How exactly dows one "show you" the attack?
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The attack is original and thus deals 5 points of damage, but it's also not really awesome, so it doesn't do any awesome damage.
Prophet sitting at 70% health.
Prophet pulls out a box of bandaids from his voluminous robes and carefully unwraps and sticks a bandaid on his hand
Prophet goes back to 71% health
Prophet sitting at 70% health.
Prophet pulls out a box of bandaids from his voluminous robes and carefully unwraps and sticks a bandaid on his hand
Prophet goes back to 71% health
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It's the difference between saying "i throw a fireball that also destroys all levels of existence it touches" and saying "I outstretch my hand, and a wave of fire erupts from my palm. Tearing through reality, it consumes all in its path. Time and space scream and burn to nothing. Souls melt. The laws of physics are torn asunder, and the very concepts that form reality turn to ash before the flame." Don't just tell me what it does. Describe what it's doingPsychoWarper said:
If you can find appropriate pics or gifs though, that could also get bonus points.
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Spiferman breathes particularly hard, and teaches prophet English by summoning [Johnny, the Ultimate Sugar Lord], thus teaching him a valuable lesson for later in life
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
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Suddenly, this monstrosity appears next to the Prophet
The Prophet can feel his organs being crushed by the sheer weight of his new tumors
The Prophet can feel his organs being crushed by the sheer weight of his new tumors
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Cool well ill think a bout dat in my total nonexistence.
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Spiferman has the original idea of attacking Prophet with a unoriginal idea, and thus reuses both the same trick from before and the same trick from another thread, and releases the ultimate sugar boi attack, which evaporates the concept of quality in Prophet and lowers all his stats as well as giving Spiferman smirk.
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[I'm busy right now, so have this.]
HOSTLESS, bored, decided to go away for the rest of the match. He went off, but whispered into the Prophet's ear about how he'd return.
HOSTLESS, bored, decided to go away for the rest of the match. He went off, but whispered into the Prophet's ear about how he'd return.
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The Prophet instantly becomes infinity^infinity times more powerful, because everyone knows that on 1-A levels, tumors give infinite powerHl3 or bust said:Suddenly, this monstrosity appears next to the Prophet
The Prophet can feel his organs being crushed by the sheer weight of his new tumors
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Spiferman unleashes a supreme bite boiled and concentrated from the blood of Swathing's dreams, unleashing his Supreme Munch
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[Hello?]
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sorry, curently distracted by SCP dying
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Okay, i'm waiting.
HOSTLESS is gone and is currently climbing up to my house.
Hope and die he doesn't torment me.
HOSTLESS is gone and is currently climbing up to my house.
Hope and die he doesn't torment me.
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I try to attack the Prophet again.
I stand upright, in a completly vertical position.
Roots sprout from the end of my tail and i become firmly anchored to the groud.
Then my scales start extend outwards like branches of a tree, all the while a very loud sound of metal being bent can be heard.
After that purple needle-like leafs grows on the streched-out scales, covering my body with an hedgehog-like armor, simulaneusly black pinecones, which upon closer inspection are revealed to be naked singularities, start growing in-between the needles.
The only thing visible of my beody is the head, which is turning in to deeper and deeper shades of purple, like if it was changing energy and i am.
After a while a multitude of portals appears all around myself, completly encircling me, and a single portal appears directly in front of the Prophet. Then there's a extremely loud explosion noise and all the needles and pinecones are instatly ejected outward, towards the portals.
The Needles and the pinecones appear out of the portal in front of the Prophet, the omnidirectional attack being transformed in a concentrated ray of death. The needles start tearing him apart on all levels of existence (Physical, Spiritual, Mental, Meta-physical, Conceptual, Abtract and Memetic), all the while severing the connection of the Prophet to any external power souce, and the Pinecone latch on to him and draining way his power exponentially, starting to reduce him to a mere skeleton.
As the Prophet is sheeded by the attack a severe ear-busting noise is produced, breaking the eardrums of people even a omniverse away from the battle, meanwhile Overlord is unaffected because of his lack of ears.
I stand upright, in a completly vertical position.
Roots sprout from the end of my tail and i become firmly anchored to the groud.
Then my scales start extend outwards like branches of a tree, all the while a very loud sound of metal being bent can be heard.
After that purple needle-like leafs grows on the streched-out scales, covering my body with an hedgehog-like armor, simulaneusly black pinecones, which upon closer inspection are revealed to be naked singularities, start growing in-between the needles.
The only thing visible of my beody is the head, which is turning in to deeper and deeper shades of purple, like if it was changing energy and i am.
After a while a multitude of portals appears all around myself, completly encircling me, and a single portal appears directly in front of the Prophet. Then there's a extremely loud explosion noise and all the needles and pinecones are instatly ejected outward, towards the portals.
The Needles and the pinecones appear out of the portal in front of the Prophet, the omnidirectional attack being transformed in a concentrated ray of death. The needles start tearing him apart on all levels of existence (Physical, Spiritual, Mental, Meta-physical, Conceptual, Abtract and Memetic), all the while severing the connection of the Prophet to any external power souce, and the Pinecone latch on to him and draining way his power exponentially, starting to reduce him to a mere skeleton.
As the Prophet is sheeded by the attack a severe ear-busting noise is produced, breaking the eardrums of people even a omniverse away from the battle, meanwhile Overlord is unaffected because of his lack of ears.
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HOSTLESS looked at Overlord in bewilderment. Who would care about such a loud noise?
Godzilla would.
Another tear in the space-time continuum was made, and Godzilla was mad again. He had finally got some peace only for that noise to interrupt it.
Godzilla would.
Another tear in the space-time continuum was made, and Godzilla was mad again. He had finally got some peace only for that noise to interrupt it.
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"I thought you wouldn't come back, Mr. Galaxy."
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[I'd like to bring this back for a little.]
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[RUmplestiltskin is one of my characters from Garret Hawkins. . . if I join , does that mean I only have three instead of four past lives?)
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In the original one of these there was a 5 soul limit but it just became a thing for Joke Battle characters fighting.
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Basically that.PsychoWarper said:
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yeah
sorry not sorry
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[Perhaps we should go on with this.]Hl3 or bust said:
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kinda waiting on Monarch to get back, but he's disappeared as of late
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Maybe we could have a little chat (or fight) for now. What do you think, because i've felt ignored as of now.
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if you want to i guess
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I really want to, so it's your move.
Though HOSTLESS is cold. The end of time is freezing, y' know.
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Well, i can wait.
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kek
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oh, sorry
didn;t see that you responded
what did HOSTLESS do last?
didn;t see that you responded
what did HOSTLESS do last?
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He got back to the time we're in, albeit a bit cold.
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^^^this?Christian Higdon said:
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Yeah. Oh, boy, dis gun b gud.
Your move.
Well, also, he did torment me for a bit.
Your move.
Well, also, he did torment me for a bit.
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Actually, he was brought back from another thread by The Heretic.
Yes, that happened.
Yes, that happened.
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Several darts are sent flying at Godzilla, this tim emant to calm him down.
"Come on HOSTLESS, i don't have anything better to with my time." a clone of me, without the Roko.bas coating, says
"Come on HOSTLESS, i don't have anything better to with my time." a clone of me, without the Roko.bas coating, says
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"WAIT! Hold on! The end of existence is cold, you know-AH, CRAP!"
Godzilla, asleep, fell on HOSTLESS, who came back from the DAM-IDGE!
"Ow. Well, i feel a lot warmer now."
Godzilla, asleep, fell on HOSTLESS, who came back from the DAM-IDGE!
"Ow. Well, i feel a lot warmer now."
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[Goji is not a Smol Lizard kek]
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