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"I'm having lunch." Uber takes another bite.
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Reincarnation Wars: The Filler Chapter!
- Thread starter Edwellken
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- role playing
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"... why the **** did you let her eat your arm?" I ask more confused then before.
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"....Well, she's a....Youkai?" He said, also confused.
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"So? Why would you just let her eat you"
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"I honestly have no clue myself. She just wanted to so eh." He said.
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"I asked nicely." Uber says helpfully.
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"O..k then, but then why are you crying?"
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"Becuase it f**king hurts. Why else?" He said, still tearing up a bit.
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I swim circles around Illia.
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"But... you let it happen" I say as I sit down.
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"I have no clue why to be honest." He replies.
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I mimic Illia's actions
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"Well, it happened. Could we just get over it?" He asked Jackson.
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- I hear a scream and see uber eating a man's arm* "...What the hell guys? I didn't know we can eat our teammates"
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"Yeeeeah, I let it....well, I guess it's fair, as I just ate an entire shark whole, so eh." He said, being way too casual.
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"GAHHHHHHH!!!"
Screaming with seriousness, I gathered all the trillion of bacons's oil that have somehow dropped into the sea into one place above the sky. After that, I compressed them, until it's become only the size of a building.
"It's your turn, Walle!"
"Got it! AHHHHHH!!!"
Also screaming with seriousness, Walle the Whale Man, turn huge for an instant. In that moment, he open his big mouth wide, and consume all of the oil in one bite, as it disappeared into his stomach. After that, he return to his regular human side, just in time for a perfect swan dive into the ocean again, before rising up in front of me.
"Thank you for your assitance, in collecting all of those illegally-dumped juicy perishable in one few swoop. The sea have now been save from this oily, delicious menace! "
"No problem...Could you sign your signature into this for me? It would be enough for gratitude."
"Certainly."
After signing onto my notebook, Walle once again bow toward me, in gratitude.
"Once again, thank you for you help. Now then, I must caught, and punish the one that have dump all of this, so this is farewell. If there's anything wrong with this beach again, just call me, and I will come to your assitant, as per the honor of the Beach World's Lifeguard...Well then, have a good day at the beach!"
"Goodbye to you too."
After that, he swim back to the shore, looking for the criminal who have done this in the first place.
To think that Walle, the Great Killer Whale and Overlord of the Sea, who crush every opposition in front of him with a single bite of his mighty jaw, is working as a lifeguard for this Beach World. Well, he does have a high sense of justice...
Anyway, with that, I should nearly be complete in collecting all the signature, from all the people I could find in this. Once I am done, I should head on to other place nearby...
Screaming with seriousness, I gathered all the trillion of bacons's oil that have somehow dropped into the sea into one place above the sky. After that, I compressed them, until it's become only the size of a building.
"It's your turn, Walle!"
"Got it! AHHHHHH!!!"
Also screaming with seriousness, Walle the Whale Man, turn huge for an instant. In that moment, he open his big mouth wide, and consume all of the oil in one bite, as it disappeared into his stomach. After that, he return to his regular human side, just in time for a perfect swan dive into the ocean again, before rising up in front of me.
"Thank you for your assitance, in collecting all of those illegally-dumped juicy perishable in one few swoop. The sea have now been save from this oily, delicious menace! "
"No problem...Could you sign your signature into this for me? It would be enough for gratitude."
"Certainly."
After signing onto my notebook, Walle once again bow toward me, in gratitude.
"Once again, thank you for you help. Now then, I must caught, and punish the one that have dump all of this, so this is farewell. If there's anything wrong with this beach again, just call me, and I will come to your assitant, as per the honor of the Beach World's Lifeguard...Well then, have a good day at the beach!"
"Goodbye to you too."
After that, he swim back to the shore, looking for the criminal who have done this in the first place.
To think that Walle, the Great Killer Whale and Overlord of the Sea, who crush every opposition in front of him with a single bite of his mighty jaw, is working as a lifeguard for this Beach World. Well, he does have a high sense of justice...
Anyway, with that, I should nearly be complete in collecting all the signature, from all the people I could find in this. Once I am done, I should head on to other place nearby...
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"You ever feel like your actions are useless and have no effect on the greater narrative?"
"Yeah."
By now my chest is on fire.
"Yeah."
By now my chest is on fire.
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I build up speed and jump of of the water, istantly reaching the cloud layer.
Then i drop back down, creating a gianormous splash as i impact with the ocean's waves.
Then i drop back down, creating a gianormous splash as i impact with the ocean's waves.
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[Ummm, yeah, I literally devoured all of it.]
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[I was literally Godzilla at the time, what'd you expect? Would I, a gigantic monster, just waste all that bacon?]
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[I don't really think I ate that, so eh.]
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[Maybe I did tho-
Wait.
Holy s**t.
Wouldn't a Comp. Godzilla technically be as big as Russia?
Holy crap, game theory time.]
Wait.
Holy s**t.
Wouldn't a Comp. Godzilla technically be as big as Russia?
Holy crap, game theory time.]
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I start doing back flips under water.
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[Don't let it burn out!]
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I hug The
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"Uhhh, thanks?"
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- Happy rawr
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I unhug The and go hunt fishes.
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I start hunting space fishes
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- Thread starter
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One of the space fishes contains the soul of Super Shenro.
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[wait what makes them space fishes, is Overlord in space?]
