Pre-Battle Banter

[Reppuzan]

Watching Injustice 2 videos made me want to make this thread. In short, just come up with a short exchange between two characters (who may or may not have a profile here) that you think would be interesting to read/listen to, for example:

Superboy: You're nothing like my dad!

Injustice Superman: Your father was weak.

Superboy: [Eyes glowing] I'll show you who's weak!

Injustice Superman: [chuckling] I'm sure you will, kiddo.

What can you guys come up with?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Pikachu: Pika pika pika pika pika

Arceus: Arcy arcy arcy arcy arcy

Pikachu [Lightning crackling]: PIKACHU

Arceus [Plates shining]: ARCEUS

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Sidious: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Aizen: All your plans proceeding as you had foreseen, was all a part of my plan since before you were born.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Iron Man: So what's your superpower cupcake?

Batman: I'm rich.

Iron Man: Well, so am I... *Repulsor noises*

 

[Colonel_Krukov]

Groot: I am Groot

Batman: I'm Batman

Groot: I am Groot

Batman: I'M BATMAN

 

[Gargoyle_1]

Jojo: Nice watch

Batman: Comes standard with the suit

Jojo: Too bad you won't tell after I break it, your face that is

 

[Reppuzan]

@Gargoyle

I don't think the Batsuit has a watch. Maybe a PDA, but not a watch. I also don't really remember many instances of Jotaro actually being called JoJo (same with Josuke after the initial chapters of Part 4).

@SirOven

Batman: [Pulls out the Hellbat Suit's Gauntlet] Two can play this game.

 

[Colonel_Krukov]

The Borg: You will be assimilated!

Cybermen: You will be upgraded!

Quicksilver: Damn, I'm fast!

The Flash: I'm faster!

Doctor Doom: You call yourself a doctor, but all you do is lose people you love.

The Doctor: You call yourself a doctor, and all you bring is doom.

 

[Byakuya_"Senbonzakura"_Kuchiki]

Naruto: I am going to become the Hokage!

Luffy: I am going to become the Pirate King!

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Nappa: Hey look Vegeta! A Pokemon!

Zen'O: I'm not a Pokemon! I'm Zen'o! Zen'o!

Nappa: Did you hear that Vegeta? It's a Zen'o. I'm gonna catch it.

Vegeta: God damn it Nappa! Don't do it! Don't you dare!