Not-Paradox: The Wreckoning of the Return of the Revengeance Requim; Attack of the Added Alliterative Appeal

[Rora_Raro]

Speaking of giants, I've been enjoying watching Brian Shaw and Eddie Hall on YouTube together recently.
I swear, those guys need their own Netflix show. They are about the only vloggers I can actually say I like unironically.

What do they do, Crab?

 

[Crabwhale]

You talking to me or Seol?

 

[Seol404]

How tall are you?

5'11, I think Crabwhale is 6+

 

[Rora_Raro]

I am the shorterst person here.

 

[Crabwhale]

What do they do, Crab?

Strongmen, both of them. Eddie's the only man in the entire world who's ever lifted 500 kilos (over 1100 pounds if I'm not mistaken). There's actually a whole in-depth explanation Eddie goes into in a QnA on Brian's channel about the sheer amount of effort and planning that went into that.

Interesting stuff, even if you're not into the sport. I highly recommend watching it.

 

[Seol404]

I am the shorterst person here.

F

 

[Crabwhale]

I am the shorterst person here.

Pretty sure I'm the tallest then.

 

[Rora_Raro]

K. I will give them a watch.

 

[Seol404]

Pretty sure I'm the tallest then.

You are.

 

[Rora_Raro]

Yeah, you are.

 

[Crabwhale]

K. I will give them a watch.

https://youtu.be/nbGJ4vkKDzM

Just providing the link for convenience.

 

[Rora_Raro]

Thanks.

 

[Ryukama]

I am the shorterst person here.

How tall?

 

[Seol404]

How tall?

He said he was 5'8

 

[Rora_Raro]

I am the shorterst person here.

How tall?

5'8"

 

[Crabwhale]

I remember seeing that picture of Brian Shaw trying to fit in an airplane lmao

Yeah, he a BIG BOI.

 

[Ryukama]

I'm really 17'4 OvO

 

[Rora_Raro]

I'm really 17'4 OvO

Some pythons can reach that height, BTW. Pythons are scary.

 

[Seol404]

I always feel really awkward standing next to people, especially when I'm wearing 3+ inch heels

 

[Rora_Raro]

I feel small (cuz I am).

 

[Ryukama]

TFW my prom date was my same height and wearing heels

 

[Crabwhale]

I always feel really awkward standing next to people, especially when I'm wearing 3+ inch heels

You would literally be staring down at me.

I don't know how to feel about that.

 

[Rora_Raro]

TFW my prom date was my same height and wearing heels

Oof. F for Ryu.

 

[Seol404]

I feel small (cuz I am).

Its okay <3

 

[Seol404]

TFW my prom date was my same height and wearing heels

Nobody ever asked me out, and I feel like this is why.

 

[Seol404]

You would literally be staring down at me.

I don't know how to feel about that.

I feel really good and really weird about this

 

[Rora_Raro]

I feel small (cuz I am).

Its okay <3

<3

 

[Rora_Raro]

I would say you are technically the tallest person here. If we count you using heels.

 

[Crabwhale]

I would say you are technically the tallest person here. If we count you using heels.

That's cheating.

 

[Rora_Raro]

Offtopic, but we need a Not-Paradox 3 soon.

 

[Seol404]

I would say you are technically the tallest person here. If we count you using heels.

That's cheating.

I'm inclined to agree with this.

 

[Ryukama]

"Wearing heels" does not equal your height

I'm ******* 20 feet tall if I'm wearing stilts

 

[Seol404]

"Wearing heels" does not equal your height
I'm ******* 20 feet tall if I'm wearing stilts

This

 

[Seol404]

I bet Crabwhale weights the most too, he seems to pride himself on how jacked he is lol

 

[Crabwhale]

Offtopic, but we need a Not-Paradox 3 soon.

NO

I WILL NOT HAVE THIS PATHETIC CONVENTION FORCED UPON ME ONCE MORE

THIS FARCE ENDS NOW

 

[Rora_Raro]

I bet Crabwhale weights the most too, he seems to pride himself on how jacked he is lol

Yeah I bet he does.

 

[Crabwhale]

I bet Crabwhale weights the most too, he seems to pride himself on how jacked he is lol

Key word being "jacked", not "swole".

 

[Crabwhale]

And for your information, I fluctuate between 77 and 78 kilos (that's about 170 to 172 pounds for ya filthy Yanks).

 

[Ryukama]

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[Rora_Raro]

And for your information, I fluctuate between 77 and 78 kilos (that's about 170 to 172 pounds for ya filthy Yanks).

Is this how you look like, Crab?