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Multiversal Mayhem Chapter 1: Who Is This Bizarre Homeless Looking Guy Who Has Put Us In Such A Unique Scenario?

Torlikoff said:
"Any objections from you fellas?"
"Which one has more people?" I ask

"If we're going to be saving people, I wanna maximise the amount were going to save. We should pick the location bearing the maximummost amount of people. It's like choosing between saving California and Nevada, **** Nevada I'm saving California, that shit has more people"
 
"California is full of stupid politicians and taxes though. If anything, if we could take out California, that would be great"

[Note I'm Californian]
 
DMUA said:
"California is full of stupid politicians and taxes though. If anything, if we could take out California, that would be great"

[Note I'm Californian]
"Yeah but you'd also be ending the most lives, it's kinda dickish to like want to sacrifice a state upon the grounds of 'lolstupid politicians', if it's MALICIOUS politicians, then kill them, but stupid ones? Those deserve to live, if not live a life of mockery"
 
"Alrighty then, north it is for you all. I'm a lil sorry 'bout what happens next, but it's gotta happen."

Suddenly, the wall oposite to the glass opens up, revealing what looks to be a giant portal that immediately sucks you all in.

"Have a nice journey you all!"

Waking up, you find yourself in an alley nice city that looks oddly animated. Bustling streets, people walking around, seems to be a high quality place. There is a piece of paper by the ground near you with an image too small to see from afar.
 
Torlikoff said:
"Alrighty then, north it is for you all. I'm a lil sorry 'bout what happens next, but it's gotta happen."

Suddenly, the wall oposite to the glass opens up, revealing what looks to be a giant portal that immediately sucks you all in.

"Have a nice journey you all!"

Waking up, you find yourself in an alley nice city that looks oddly animated. Bustling streets, people walking around, seems to be a high quality place. There is a piece of paper by the ground near you with an image too small to see from afar.
I walk up to the paper and examine it, having my servant on standby in case this is a booby trapparoni
 
The paper contains an image, with some text on the bottom.

"Find and locate this park at Park AV 300. Within this park there is an arcade cabinet containing a circut board needed for our purposes. The Circut is labeled in such a way that it will be difficult to miss. You have permission to use force."

There is a small note at the bottom saying "Check back of page for more info."
 
Torlikoff said:
The paper contains an image, with some text on the bottom.

"Find and locate this park at Park AV 300. Within this park there is an arcade cabinet containing a circut board needed for our purposes. The Circut is labeled in such a way that it will be difficult to miss. You have permission to use force."

There is a small note at the bottom saying "Check back of page for more info."
I check the back
 
"We would like for you to have a mode of transportation, so we have supplied Kars' Car. Kars' Car is a car designed to mimic the being known as Kars, made for extreme adaptability to conquer cruel circumstances. For example, crashing Kars' Car will not cost Kars' Car any coarse damage, as it is able to repair itself. Unfortunately for you all, we've lost the Kars' Car's keys in the clacker selection, rendering Kars' Car currently unusable. Kars' Car is still contained in the alley one block west if you wish to look at it."

"Please do not do anything suicidal."
 
seeing everyone doing the equivalent of sitting there with their entire arms up their asses, i walk out of the alley and down the sidewalk, continueing west while looking for any roadsigns
 
Either we got lucky or Axel is ******* with us, either way **** him

I enter the park, realizing that it seems oddly familiar
 
You approach the gate to the park, it seems to be locked. There's a note on the chain saying "Closed due to currently being considered the most supernatural place on earth. Please report any unicorns here."
 
The park seems completely abandoned, the house in the center of it being somewhat decrepit. There is a feeling of something not being right, like something crazy happened here.

The passerby walking around seem to avert their gaze.
 
"Well, this is were we're supposed to go, so we'll go.

"Who wants to spend their servant getting in? Or is there another way?"
 
"Yeah it's better to save up our servants in case of danger. Like I said, I ain't feeling this place."

I follow the rest up the wall.
 
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