Mario is Immortal!?

[NotAMarioFan(lol)]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ogn.th...o-revealed-that-the-reason-mar-1835703486/amp

This lore was official when the CEO Doug Bowser announced it on Nintendo Direct while ago this year I'm surprised it wasn't discussed but I just want opinions on it

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Clapping Sound Effects

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Nah man the real reason is that Mario's in a coma the entire time.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Also, that wouldn't explain the finite number of oneups.

 

[NotAMarioFan(lol)]

This is indeed real

 

[DatOneWeeb]

This is...interesting? I wanna say he's likely kidding due to Mario actually having been in Hell (The Underwhere) so I don't really know.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

It's also THE ONION, guys. You know, the joke newspaper site? The one with articles like Obama being a 10th dimensional elder god? I hope you were joking the entire time, because if not, damn.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Where's Zachary when you need him?

 

[DMB_1]

It's also THE ONION, guys. You know, the joke newspaper site?

Thank God.

 

[DMB_1]

Where's Zachary when you need him?

On discord sending me waifu pics.

Some things never change.

 

[NotAMarioFan(lol)]

Thank God.

Lmao

 

[Genericstickman]

It's also THE ONION, guys. You know, the joke newspaper site? The one with articles like Obama being a 10th dimensional elder god? I hope you were joking the entire time, because if not, damn.

they're not wrong