Ignorant Statements IX - [Theory] Ignorance is a Sith Lord

[Zeifyl]

Recently saw someone say that Captain America dies to normal bullets.
I mean he actually did die to bullets a couple of times, but cmon son. Outliers exist.

"B-but outliers are low feats for characters I like, and high feats for characters I don't like, regardless of what they consistently do!" - Too many people, sadly.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Oh yeah, "Teridax and The First Spinjitzu Master are weak ass legos cause legos cant have powers"

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

"L E G O S A R E W E A K"

 

[Bombzilla]

I know this is true but I just wanted to share the quote just because it's so damn funny. "Superman assrapes the **** outta Touhou"- random guy on Naruto forums.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Well...

 

[Js250476]

Let me guess Tonathon said that?

 

[Dziga]

I just imagine someone trying to argue how many versions of Superman outright demolish the entire Touhou project and these guys getting mad.

 

[Bombzilla]

Ik that cosmic armor superman does solo but idk if any others can. And to answer your question Js250476, no it actually wasn't for once lmao. And imagine if we brought the outerversal touhou wankers into this argument. It would be utter chaos and salt everywhere.

 

[Js250476]

Strange visitor Superman probably does https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Strange_Visitor)

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Pre-Crisis with the sword, maybe?

 

[Js250476]

Him to and I guess Superboy Prime at his peak if you count him

 

[Bombzilla]

Ok this is beyond wank right here. "Post-crisis superman is 11-D"-another person on Naruto forums.

 

[Bombzilla]

Really most characters that are multiversal should be able to solo Touhou. Unless that character is a ******* extreme glass cannon or something.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I've seen people saying that Superman is the second strongest in all of DC, losing only to the Presence. It wasn't ven Prime One Million or Cosmic Armor this time, just the regular Post-Crisis Superman.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Then theirs the age old "Superman is the strongest Superhero, no questions asked" camp.

Granted, theirs not a whole lot of mainstream superheroes stronger then Supes.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

There are also those people who only watch the animated series and think that Supes at full power can only make holes in some buildings.

 

[ZeedMillenniummon89]

Then there's the people who think Superman's bigger feats aren't outliers.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

God, don't remind me.

 

[Bombzilla]

"Bill Cipher is hyperversal/12-D" ok...... where did this even come from? I understand why people say 11-D bill since it said it in the journal(even though he's not) but where did 12-D bill come from? Like, wtf?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I've seen people saying that Bill is 12-D because "The 11-D aliens can percieve time, which means the Gravity Falls multiverse has 12 dimensions instead of just 11."

 

[Bombzilla]

Ok thx for clearing that up. But still, that's some major wank right there. Here is another quote I found- "hit said that his time skip is literally unbeatable, therefore no one other then Zeno can beat him"

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Ik that cosmic armor superman does solo but idk if any others can.

Pretty sure this one kicks the entire verse across the cosmos.

 

[Bombzilla]

"But but b-ut Yukari is R E A L I T Y level. She stomps both cosmic armor superman and that one"-most TouhouTards.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

"and that one"

Y'know, Strange Visitor is so little-known compared to other versions, I can totally see someone referring to him as that. lol

 

[NuclearPixelemental]

Well, I guess dimensional tiering doesn't work anymore. We'll have to remake our entire system.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Phoenix821]

The Sentry is multiversal in power, he fought Galactus to a tie who is a multiversal level being himself

Asura's top speed is just above the speed of light, Sentry can move thousands of times faster than that and Sentry's strength feats easily put him above Asura's durability feats

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

"Electrons are 0-dimensional" ~AtTheFinComrade

...

No they aren't you absolute butt nugget.

 

[DMUA]

Ya know, he should have at least ranted about the M-Theory.

 

[Zeifyl]

I love how AtTheFinComrade didn't even get how dimensional tiering works right.

 

[Dziga]

If Electrons are Zero-Dimensional, then Strings would be Negatively-Dimensional?

 

[Soldier_Blue]

No they aren't you absolute butt nugget.

"butt nugget"

Priceless. Just priceless.

 

[Ultima_Reality]

>butt nugget

w-what does this even means? o_o

 

[DMUA]

Monarch is the world's smartest 5 year old.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

I'm not sure what's funnier. 0-dimensional electrons or "butt nugget".

 

[Dziga]

0-Dimensional Electrons is three sets of infinitely stupid, so I go for that.

 

[Soldier_Blue]

I'm not sure what's funnier. 0-dimensional electrons or "butt nugget".

"absolute butt nugget"

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

A B S O L U T E B U T T N U G G E T

 

[Soldier_Blue]

A B S O L U T E B U T T N U G G E T

^ It's actually somehow funnier in all caps.

 

[DMUA]

This is the beginning of a new VSBW meme.