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i hate to kick fnaf while it's down but the profiles make me angry ):< and i think they need a major overhaul
i don't recall any of the og animatronics biting and crushing a human skull. phone guy mentions an animatronic removing someone's frontal lobe, but iirc it was mangle who did that. mangle is a different model from the og animatronics and has sharp teeth, meaning the bite of 87 was likely caused by piercing damage rather than the skull getting completely crushed. it was never stated that the victim's skull was crushed, otherwise they would have died instantly. it was just stated that the victim survived without a frontal lobe. so mangle is known to have damaged the victim's frontal lobe beyond repair, which is quite different from outright crushing a skull, and likely doesn't apply to blunt force ap anyways due to piercing damage. even if the feat was applicable, bite force shouldn't mean anything for the animatronics' other physical attacks. biting someone and decking them in the mouth are two very different attacks.
stuffing a person into a suit applies to lifting strength, not attack potency. plus phone guy says that the suit stuffing is dangerous not because of how forcefully it happens, but because of all the animatronic parts inside the suits. phone guy also states that it's possible to survive for a period inside the suits, which further implies that the animatronics themselves do not directly kill you. the machinery just presses down on you, until eventually your head just sort of pops with no timeframe given. the justification itself is also worded misleadingly:
the og animatronics shouldn't scale to fredbear. iirc the bite of 83 was caused by an embed failure, and the og animatronics don't have springlock tech so that wouldn't apply to them
average intelligence feels wrong to me, they are essentially children locked in cages who haven't gotten any education, social interaction, or life experience for years
their speed is also ****** as shit, but i went into detail on that in another thread
i imagine the other toy animatronics should also be downgraded, as mangle was apparently a normal toy animatronic when she was ripped apart by children, until the employees just gave up on repairing him
fnaf 1 speed downgrade applies to them as well
i think william should be athlete level, as he was able to kill several children at once in the spring bonnie suit. none of those kids were able to put up any sort of fight against willam, as attacking him would have activated the springlocks and killed him. that might be too much conjecture though.
springtrap's profile scales him to freddy fazbear, saying that freddy fazbear can crush human skulls with his bite. afaik this never happened, somebody please send me a link if it did happen
speed downgrade should apply to springtrap
i very highly doubt that springtrap just tanked the fire at fazbear's fright, considering that a similar fire killed him in fnaf 6
scrap baby cutting people up with piercing damage doesn't apply to her other attacks, nor should the original circus baby scale to scrap baby
trapping a child isn't much of a feat, an average human can restrain a child with relative ease
speed downgrades apply to these guys too, although iirc ballora can chase down the player while he's crawling around meaning the SL animatronics should have average human speed
so let's talk about the fnaf 4 animatronics. what can they do? well, they're from the crying child's dreams, meaning there's no phone guy to give us context on what they can do. we don't know anything about what they can do, really. they just look scary and attack the player. their greatest feat is attacking a child and probably killing him. what would that be? human level? maybe athlete level, assuming it's a one-shot. now let's check the profile.
oh, it's 9-C. that's strange. there must've been a feat in the game that i missed somehow. that sounds cool, i sure hope it isn't the worst justification i've ever read on a vs battles profile
having claws and teeth is definitely a 9-C feat. they absolutely do not count towards piercing damage instead of other attacks. we also never see the nightmare animatronics using their claws or teeth, so we have absolutely no idea how well they work, but that doesn't matter. definitely 9-C
being bigger than a human also puts the fnaf 4 animatronics squarely in tier 9. i can speak from experience, at a whopping 5'11" i am approximately two inches taller than the average person, putting me at street level, likely small building level. also let's ignore the fact that the size of the nightmare animatronics is from the perspective of a small child, that doesn't matter and may not even be canon
in conclusion, the nightmare animatronics are heavily lowballed when taking their justifications into account. they should be upgraded to small town level. bravo vince
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i think the og fnaf animatronics should still probably be street level just by virtue of being big ass robots, but the current justifications are dumb and stupidi don't recall any of the og animatronics biting and crushing a human skull. phone guy mentions an animatronic removing someone's frontal lobe, but iirc it was mangle who did that. mangle is a different model from the og animatronics and has sharp teeth, meaning the bite of 87 was likely caused by piercing damage rather than the skull getting completely crushed. it was never stated that the victim's skull was crushed, otherwise they would have died instantly. it was just stated that the victim survived without a frontal lobe. so mangle is known to have damaged the victim's frontal lobe beyond repair, which is quite different from outright crushing a skull, and likely doesn't apply to blunt force ap anyways due to piercing damage. even if the feat was applicable, bite force shouldn't mean anything for the animatronics' other physical attacks. biting someone and decking them in the mouth are two very different attacks.
stuffing a person into a suit applies to lifting strength, not attack potency. plus phone guy says that the suit stuffing is dangerous not because of how forcefully it happens, but because of all the animatronic parts inside the suits. phone guy also states that it's possible to survive for a period inside the suits, which further implies that the animatronics themselves do not directly kill you. the machinery just presses down on you, until eventually your head just sort of pops with no timeframe given. the justification itself is also worded misleadingly:
the player's eyes and teeth can be seen popping out of the suit, but the rest of the skull wasn't obliterated. it's still in there, just hidden behind the animatronic mask. so yeah, this feat is not applicable because it doesn't directly come from the animatronics and has no timeframe.Capable of shoving a full-grown man into an animatronic suit with such force that it crushes his skull to the point that only his eyes and teeth survive.
the og animatronics shouldn't scale to fredbear. iirc the bite of 83 was caused by an embed failure, and the og animatronics don't have springlock tech so that wouldn't apply to them
average intelligence feels wrong to me, they are essentially children locked in cages who haven't gotten any education, social interaction, or life experience for years
their speed is also ****** as shit, but i went into detail on that in another thread
fnaf freddy night at freddys 2
mangle should not be street level. she was overpowered and dismantled by children on a daily basis. the bite of 87 shouldn't apply to his actual strength, since she was unable to defend himself from children i find it very unlikely that mangle was able to just turn around and lobotomize a grown man without relying heavily on piercing damagei imagine the other toy animatronics should also be downgraded, as mangle was apparently a normal toy animatronic when she was ripped apart by children, until the employees just gave up on repairing him
fnaf 1 speed downgrade applies to them as well
five (actually six) nights at freddy's (actually springtrap)
william afton as a human should not scale to the animatronics. if he did, he wouldn't have had to sneak up on them from a room they couldn't see. because of this, it's likely he used weapons to pull this off. he isn't shown to have a weapon, but the visuals in fnaf minigames have previously oversimplified his kills to the point of him just staring at a child until they turn into a ghost. there's no way of being certain that he didn't have a weapon, but it's enough to invalidate the feat. even if he did use his bare hands (which would be extremely stupid of him), there's no way of telling whether he ripped the animatronics apart or just punched them really hard. currently it's listed as both ap and lifting strength, which just doesn't make sense at all. if something is a lifting strength feat, it is generally not applicable to striking strength. all of this is ignoring the fact that william afton is a genius in the field of robotics who already knows how to dismantle animatronics without using brute force.i think william should be athlete level, as he was able to kill several children at once in the spring bonnie suit. none of those kids were able to put up any sort of fight against willam, as attacking him would have activated the springlocks and killed him. that might be too much conjecture though.
springtrap's profile scales him to freddy fazbear, saying that freddy fazbear can crush human skulls with his bite. afaik this never happened, somebody please send me a link if it did happen
speed downgrade should apply to springtrap
i very highly doubt that springtrap just tanked the fire at fazbear's fright, considering that a similar fire killed him in fnaf 6
fnaf at sister feddy
overpowering or killing a human isn't a street level feat unless they are one-shottedscrap baby cutting people up with piercing damage doesn't apply to her other attacks, nor should the original circus baby scale to scrap baby
trapping a child isn't much of a feat, an average human can restrain a child with relative ease
speed downgrades apply to these guys too, although iirc ballora can chase down the player while he's crawling around meaning the SL animatronics should have average human speed
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this is ironically the only game where the animatronics are given a good reason to be 9-C, as they are capable of breaking 100 bones of a child, and yet the only one with a profile is the ******* vacuum cleanerfive ultimate nights custom at night freddy's
yeah these ones are fine toosecurity breach ):< grrrrr
speed downgrade brings them down to average human speed, probably.five night five fazbear five five 4
i saved this one for last because its stats easily have the worst reasoning for anything in the verse. it has remained on the site for over three years, covering up its various crimes by hiding in obscurity as one of many, many variations of the original animatronics. it’s the embodiment of everything wrong with this verse and the wank constantly applied to it. the final boss of shitty fnaf profiles. play dark souls boss music for the full experienceso let's talk about the fnaf 4 animatronics. what can they do? well, they're from the crying child's dreams, meaning there's no phone guy to give us context on what they can do. we don't know anything about what they can do, really. they just look scary and attack the player. their greatest feat is attacking a child and probably killing him. what would that be? human level? maybe athlete level, assuming it's a one-shot. now let's check the profile.
oh, it's 9-C. that's strange. there must've been a feat in the game that i missed somehow. that sounds cool, i sure hope it isn't the worst justification i've ever read on a vs battles profile
reminder that this has been up for three yearsNot only can it utilize its hard claws and teeth, but its body's size also is bigger than that of a human!
having claws and teeth is definitely a 9-C feat. they absolutely do not count towards piercing damage instead of other attacks. we also never see the nightmare animatronics using their claws or teeth, so we have absolutely no idea how well they work, but that doesn't matter. definitely 9-C
being bigger than a human also puts the fnaf 4 animatronics squarely in tier 9. i can speak from experience, at a whopping 5'11" i am approximately two inches taller than the average person, putting me at street level, likely small building level. also let's ignore the fact that the size of the nightmare animatronics is from the perspective of a small child, that doesn't matter and may not even be canon
in conclusion, the nightmare animatronics are heavily lowballed when taking their justifications into account. they should be upgraded to small town level. bravo vince
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