Everybody Wants (For some reason) to Rule the World 2: Electric Boogaloo RP Thread 9

[Christian_Higdon]

"HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY, A WORLD I CAN DEAL WITH." HOSTLESS said.

"Chill out, gummy bear." Randy muttered. He then chuckled.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I feel a disturbance in the force.

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY, A WORLD I CAN DEAL WITH." HOSTLESS said.
"Chill out, gummy bear." Randy muttered. He then chuckled.

"Mum, these are HOSTLESS and Randy, HOSTLESS and Randy, this is my mum." I say

Mum lies standing in shock

"A-a-adr-rian?"

"Yeah?"

"Ho-ow d-do y-you k-know these p-people?"

"They're from the experiment thingy I mentioned, remember? the reason I can't stay here until it concludes?"

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[How on earth did glass shards do any damage to you at all?]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

[How on earth did glass shards do any damage to you at all?]

[Not damage, pain, even if I don't take damage to le minor shit, I feel the pain of said shit]

 

[Torlikoff]

[You'd only be in pain if you took damage.]

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[ you said the bleeding ceased tho, bleeding= damage]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"How ya doing?" Randy held out his hand at her. He was obviously interested.

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"How ya doing?" Randy held out his hand at her. He was obviously interested.

"P-p-pleasure to m-meet you!" She says, flustered, but not in the crush sense, moreas she just doesn't wanna seem rude

She reaches out her hand, but warily so

"Y-you n-not go-oing to tr-rans-smute m-my flesh are you? evaporate it?"

"Mum randy can't do that, he's non corporeal, and he's got a tennis racket that... multiplies limbs? I don't know he murdered waluigi to get it"

"M-M-M-MURD-DER?!?! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MURDER!"

"Mum it's a experiment comprised of an assortment of superpowered people of varying ranges of mental stability, and even then you don't have to be unstable to commit murder, there's a thing called 'le self defense' revolutionary concept really, sweeping the nation as a matter of fac-

She swipes at me, not like biomum abuse shit, moreas jokingly, like she's tryna get a kid to stop talking shit. Practically like any comedy relief in Ranma 1/2

"I-I-I K-know what self-defense is, I'm just surprised that this experiment requires murder"

Excuse me but what the ****? I think to myself. SUPERPOWERED BATTLE ROYALE, how does that NOT INSINUATE MURDER

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"HAHA. FUNNY." HOSTLESS said, bored. He was playing with a multiverse in his hands.

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"HAHA. FUNNY." HOSTLESS said, bored. He was playing with a multiverse in his hands.

"W-w-what are his powers?" She asks me

"Mum they're right there, you can just ask them, besides it's kinda rude to like, talk about someone who's listening"

"My b-bad. So, MR HOSTLESS, what are your powers?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"POWERS? I CAN DO STUFF LIKE THIS." He blinked, and all the items in the room were floating and spinning in the air. "THAT'S SCRATCHING THE BARREL AND GETTING A SPLINTER. WE'RE NOT DONE, AND I DOUBT WE WILL BE."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"POWERS? I CAN DO STUFF LIKE THIS." He blinked, and all the items in the room were floating and spinning in the air. "THAT'S SCRATCHING THE BARREL AND GETTING A SPLINTER. WE'RE NOT DONE, AND I DOUBT WE WILL BE."

"Q-q-qui-ite th-he talented Witch you are" mum says.

"Mum"

"w-what?"

"They aint a witch"

"B-b-but then how are they doing that?"

"I don't know? I mean I have PSI so maybe it's PSI? I mean I can also summon a Psychic Punchghost and like, make shields of light? I don't what it is but it sure as nine ain't magic. But considering they can be sealed by like, an enchantation, PROBABLY some sorta like, powerful eldritch entity"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"YOU'D BE RIGHT ON THE LAST ONE." HOSTLESS said.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/2338798

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"YOU'D BE RIGHT ON THE LAST ONE." HOSTLESS said.

"L-l-lik-ke Cthulu? MY SON IS FRIENDS WITH CTHULU!?!?!"

"M-mum, cmon, he's actually a pretty nice dude, Randy is too"