Dante fights (another) thot.

[Xmark12]

Dante was just strollin' through Temen Ni Gru's tower when he felt as if the place felt a little... different. Why were all the walls suddenly white? He arrived at the top, and instead of seeing his dear ol' brother, he saw a... naked lady at the top in a bed.

"Aww yeah, I like where this is going!"

(I swear I'm gonna be banned any minute now...)

Dante (Devil May Cry)

vs

Quinella

Rules:

• DMC3 8-A Dante vs Base Quinella.

• Speed equalized.

• In-character (So basically looooots of sexual tension and the two just dicking around before actually deciding to fight seriously).

• Win by whatever the two would do in-character to win.

• The battle takes place atop the Axiom Church.

• Other than those, Standard Battle Assumptions apply.

Score:

Husbando: 0

Waifu: 0

Inconclusive: 0

Battle Music:

The most appropriate battle music.

 

[DMUA]

(I swear I'm gonna be banned any minute now...)

Man if I was an admin....

 

[Xmark12]

Bump

 

[Xmark12]

Buump

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

>"So basically looooots of sexual tension"

>Implying Dante knows what sex is

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

Also, Dante joins the thot patrol

Either way, if this is 8-A Dante, and Quinella is baseline High 8-C, what stops him from punching her to the point she cannot regenerate?

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

I think she has the ability to make everything and everyone that is a weapon miss.

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

Nevermind, she's got a passive 8-A barrier. Well, then it depends on if Dante can break it, which I'm not really sure about.

 

[DMUA]

Also she has like, a ton of hax.

Such as Transmutation Flash Freezing Spacial Cutting and Mark how was this fair

 

[Ywlrvl]

Nevermind, she's got a passive 8-A barrier. Well, then it depends on if Dante can break it, which I'm not really sure about.

We need to actually put a sign there that says "IT ONLY BLOCKS PHYSICAL WEAPONS".

It's a passive forcefield, yes, but it only blocks physical weapons.

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

And all of Dante's weapons are physical, unless it means something else

 

[Ywlrvl]

Okay. I just wanted to point that out, because you said "8-A barrier".

Wait, how is this even fair then?

 

[DMUA]

Good question

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

It isn't

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

I'll be honest

I'm salty as **** about Dante losing to a SAO character

But I literally cannot come up with a way for Dante to win. At all

 

[Ywlrvl]

Well, at least she isn't one of Jesus-kun's waifus.

 

[DMUA]

Also she has like a ton of hax so it's not too bad of an SAO character to lose to

Just you wait until I get High 6-A SAO Tabletop somehow. Then you'll hate me for the rest of my life.

 

[LightinAnt]

I'll be honest
I'm salty as **** about Dante losing to a SAO character

Don't worry i know that feel

 

[Xmark12]

So, how many votes do we have?

 

[DMUA]

None because everyone things Dante gets curbed

 

[Xmark12]

Huh... I really thought this was fair. :T

Dante has resistances to a loooot of Quinella's stuff, and he also has a multitude of ranged attacks. Also Quinella's passive barrier only works against metal physical objects, and iirc some of Dante's weapons aren't metal.

Also, Quinella jobs... like a lot in-character. That's why Kirito and the gang was able to beat her, even though she can one shot them all at any time.

 

[PrettyFearMachine]

There's a really big question mark over Dante's resistances to Reality Warping, BFR, etc.

I'll address them in the future at some point, but I can't tell exactly when.