Dale gribble fights a konosuba character

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

Dale gets hired to exterminate bugs in Kazuma's mansion while the konosuba cast are away darkness gets back earlier than the rest and misinterprets dale as an intruder and a fight breaks out

Dale has access to everything melee so no Guns, Shurikens, Dynamite, or grenades

Darkness has her standard arsenal

Battle takes place in front of the mansion

Speed equalized

Exterminator:

Crusader:

Incon:

 

[00potato]

Darkness can’t hurt him though? Wouldn’t she just miss?

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

probably but dale's pretty cowardly so he wouldn't like cut her in half with his chainsaw instantly or something like that

 

[Imaginym]

Lalatina has very good stamina, though, & by SBA, she is willing to try defeating Dale.... But I guess she could miss a lot with her sword? What other wincons does Lalatina have that she'd normally try to use in-character?

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

Wait doesn’t Dale scale to vaporization?

What does Darkness scale to?

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

Dale scales to the propane explosion and darkness scales to threats the size of the mansion

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

Well I’m not sure what that would be for Darkness.Since there are no calcs,I’m assuming baseline

If Darkness is Baseline,then Dale stomps

 

[Imaginym]

Dale scales to the propane explosion and darkness scales to threats the size of the mansion

IIRC, all of Buttersamuri's calcs were retroactively deemed invalid because it was widely agreed upon he was using faulty premises & such to achieve inflated results.
As such, unless someone else has an approved calc of Megalo Mart's explosion to scale to Dale Gribble, he may ALSO be calc-less.

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

Then this fight may be impossible

 

[Imaginym]

Then this fight may be impossible

Why is that? Two characters who are baseline in the tier seems like a reasonable matchup to me.

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

Because we don’t even know if Dale is actually 9-A

 

[Imaginym]

Because we don’t even know if Dale is actually 9-A

Ah yes. That is a problem. Does he have any valid calcs?

 

[ThisThingisReallyBroken]

Not that I know of

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

no pretty much all the king of the hill calcs were done by butter I'll give it a try when I have the free time

 

[Imaginym]

no pretty much all the king of the hill calcs were done by butter I'll give it a try when I have the free time

Good luck! Hopefully you don't run into too many problems.