Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot VS The real cal Howard...DUN DUN DUN!!!

[Cumberjung]

Cal is going for yet another Kirby upgrade but Azzy is against it eventually closing the thread. Having lost so many times Cal snaps out of frustration and wants to fight Azzy to the death. Azzy being annoyed by having to correct Cal on something like this again is ready to fight back.

Both are in a bloodlust state.

Speed is equalized.

Standard arsenal.

No BFR.

Round 1: Real life Cal VS real life Azzy. Location: The top floor of the Empire State Building with elevator music playing in the back ground.

Round 2: Cal's profile VS Azzy's profile. Location: On this thread with the Mortal Kombat theme playing on the page provided you play it off your own device.

Edit: No staff member abilitys just their core profiles.

Cal's profile:

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:The_real_cal_howard

Azzy's profile:

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot

NOTE: This is not supposed to mean offense to anyone in any way Cal and Azzy are probably my 2 favorite users on here in fact. This thread is intended purely as a fun joke.

 

[Thebluedash]

One wanks Undertale, one wanks Pokemon. I guess it depends who wanks more.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

They both summon their most powerful characters from each verse and...

Asriel Dreemur v Arceus

hmmmm

I feel a thread coming on

 

[MagiSinbad]

Azzy isnt here yet, must be sleeping, we need to wait until he wake up first Wait a minute....

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

But if azzy wakes up, don't we all lose anyway?

 

[Gemmysaur]

Voting for the superior color so yeah.

 

[Ultima_Reality]

Round 1: Hmmmmm.... Dunno

Round 2: Azzy uses his Bureaucrat Power and annihilates Cal

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Mwhahahaha!

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

So, is there a fake cal howard?

 

[Nedako]

One wanks Undertale, one wanks Pokemon. I guess it depends who wanks more.

• One wanks Undertale

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

 

[Kaltias]

Round 2 is a stomp because of Azzy's bureaucrat powers. I lack info for round 1 though

 

[Nedako]

Kaltiaas Hoi

 

[Cumberjung]

Oh my how could I possibly have forgotten about the overpowered hax that is bureaucrat manipulation.

 

[Penguinkingpin]

Round 2 goes to Azzy for obvious reasons, round 1 is draw because I don't know what da hell they do outside of this website ┬»\_(Òâä)_/┬»

 

[Grudgeman1706]

Cal was a cross country runner, so superior speed and stamina for round 1 ƒñö Maybe

Round 2: Azzy via Rank

 

[Cumberjung]

Cal was a cross country runner, so superior speed and stamina for round 1 ƒñö Maybe

But speed was equalizedƒÖâ.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I ******* stomp Round 2.

Dunno about Round 1. I did boxing for quite a while and am rather proficient at hitting hard and fast. I dunno shit about Cal lmao

 

[Grudgeman1706]

I change my vote for Azzy than for both round.

 

[Kaltias]

Voting Azzy for round 1 because he just ninja'd me so hard that he obviously has precog

 

[Cumberjung]

I ******* stomp Round 2

I had to edit round 2 due to stomp via bureaucrat manipulation.

 

[Penguinkingpin]

Then I ain't got a damn clue ┬»\_(Òâä)_/┬»

 

[Kaltias]

Azzy stomps regerdless because cal doesn't like most 1-A and Azzy has Yog on his profile

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Three words: I got dreads.

Nuff said ovo

 

[Grudgeman1706]

Cal whips his hair back and fourth at azzy round 1.

Round 2: azzy wins via cuthulu lol

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I think dreads beat cthulu honestly

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

What did i walk into?..Oh wait a battle of Wank OVO *shot infinite times*

 

[Nedako]

I ******* stomp Round 2

I had to edit round 2 due to stomp via bureaucrat manipulation.

Then cal wins

 

[Gargoyle_1]

Azzy wins via waking up

 

[-BANLK-]

Round 1: Cal beats Azzy in his sleep.

Round 2: ┬»\_(Òâä)_/┬».

Round 3: I beat them both.

 

[Cumberjung]

My own thought as of now is.


Round 1: Cal (Dem dreads are to much hax)

Round 2: Azzy (has the more potent charecters and logic)

 

[Zhex10]

1. idk Azzy knows boxing but Cal is a bit faster so.

2. Azzy stomps so hard when he stomps you could hear it on the other end of the planet

3. Let's see.. I'm literally a smaller Kyle Crane minus the parkour so

i stomp

 

[SITHISIT]

1. cal don't know anything about punching the purple one wins

2. what is a mix of red and blue whoever has that name color wins

 

[Nico-v11]

So basically Kirby versus Azathoth....yeah that's fair lol

 

[Nedako]

So basically Kirby versus Azathoth....yeah that's fair lol

Yeah, Kirby eats Azathoth and wins. (Sarcasm)

 

[Nedako]

Cal is an admin now

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Cal is an admin now

Cal's been an admin for a long time. lol

 

[Dragonmasterxyz]

When your profile is your f*cking message wall....XD

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

When your profile is your f*cking message wall....XD

Well of course. That's where the shitposting happens.

 

[Dragonmasterxyz]

Well

Round 1: I say Azzy just to spite Cal.

Round 2: Azzy

1) He has 104 sets of Message Wall posts while Cal's only has like 42.

2) Azzy wins more debates

3) Azzy has stronger characters.

4) "Because he's Azzy"

5) Purple > Green

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Round 1: Hal due to intelligence as Azathoth is an Abyssal Idiot.

Round 2: Azathoth due to experience as an admin.