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[Mr. Bambu]

I can try to calc them I suppose, yes. If legitimate feats can be found. Being a blur is... a thing, I suppose, but not largely quantifiable unless we say baseline Subsonic, and crossing Bikini Bottom is unlikely to yield much overall.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Actually, would moving like a blur grant baseline subsonic if you're only a few inches tall?

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Actually, would moving like a blur grant baseline subsonic if you're only a few inches tall?

That... is a very good point I had not considered.

 

[Bobsican]

Bump.

 

[Bobsican]

Bump.

 

[Antvasima]

It does not seem like this will lead anywhere.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I'm afraid the speed feats brought up are likely bunk due to being incredibly small and not being true electricity.

 

[Antvasima]

Okay.

 

[Bobsican]

Any suggestion to get this going somewhere?

 

[Insecurity97]

I mean....there's still tons of feats where Spongebob moves so fast he appears as a blur. That's usually Subsonic

 

[Wokistan]

The issue is, with him being tiny speed feats like that get sorta ruined.

 

[Bobsican]

The problem is... his size.

A mosquito moves like a blur, but it has 10-C speed because of its size.

The same way goes for Spongebob pretty much.

As a low-end however, his speed should be Regular Human at the very mininum, as he can keep with humans, as shown in the first and latest movie.

 

[Antvasima]

I suppose that regular human speed might be acceptable then.

 

[Bobsican]

We still have to find the high-end, however, as after all, as the speed is quite inconsistent, a "Varies from X to Y" is a must for sure.

MHS+ attack speed is likely possible for End of Series, however, as the first movie happens right at the end of it, but I would prefer more input if it could be applied as the high-end.

I mean, not only Spongebob making electricity beams support it, but also te fact that he and Patrick actually reacted to the fire beam King Neptune shooted to Mr. Krabs to protect him with his crown.

There are also some episides where Karen the computer makes an electricity beam which the characters react to and dodge, so it´s pretty solid.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Why is it MHS+? Why do we need varies?

Creating electricity =/= MHS+.

 

[Antvasima]

Creating electricity =/= MHS+.

That is correct, yes.

See this page: Lightning Dodging Feats

 

[Bobsican]

It should be calculated at least.

I don´t remember which episode, but I remember it was one in which Karen cutted a ship in half.

One thing is for sure, it was above 10-B.

Any ideas for which episode it coudl have been?

 

[Mr. Bambu]

How do you propose that? We know some electricity ranges from Subsonic to MHS, but this shows no indication of being either. Does Spongebob really have no noteworthy speed feats aside from artificial electricity?

 

[Bobsican]

You´re right, I keep forgetting about that.

Well, at least Spongebob should have electricity manip.

Anyways, back into the speed thing, the best I can find as an high end is that one time where Spongebob sends Squidward on a bubble upwards, he got about like a kilometer of height in a few seconds.

How that sounds?

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Where did he do that? How do you know it was a kilometer?

 

[Bobsican]

The episode Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost is when it happens.

I think it´s at least about a kilometer in height as we can clearly see Squidward at the height in which there are a bunch of flocks around, yes, he went pretty above the water.

As the timeframe for it is about 10 seconds, the results after a simple calc (1000m/10seg), leads to 100m/s, which is Subsonic as a low-end of the feat.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Got a link to the video at all so I can check the legitimacy of this?

 

[Bobsican]

This is the best i could find

As the timeframe seems to be 29 seconds...

1000m/29seg=34.48m/s

That´s baseline Subsonic speed.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

okay but like that's edited.

badly edited, and filled with profanity, but edited.

 

[Bobsican]

The timeframe is the same as far I remember.

There are no better versions around, unless I mention stuff like "those sort" of websites, but the rules say no to that.

You may search up the episode in the internet if you think you can do so to find it, unless you think there´s a better alternative.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

ignoring the fact that it is edited

its still very obvious cinematic timing as it takes ten seconds to get to the top of Squidward's house and then suddenly cuts to the top of the ocean

not to mention literally none of them scale to the travel speed of a bubble

 

[Wokistan]

I mean I guess you could totally not PM him a link in chat or something. We just don't want to host stuff like that on the main site since some countries have really strict antipiracy laws, but iirc Bambu is American so he'll be fine.

 

[Bobsican]

That´s a good point.

Mmm... the only other speed feat I can think of is that one chasing scene in the Sponge Out of Water movie.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Bumba lives in the accursed states of trump, yes.

And, Bobsi, if you have a link now is the time.

 

[Bobsican]

They travel around the world in seconds

Ok no, that´s a joke.

For real, this is the best I could find

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Wouldn't that be only for those forms though?

And while that isn't hugely calcable I could see Superhuman speed being granted for generally speeding down an avenue.

 

[Bobsican]

Yes actually, TBH.

I guess just a "Varies. Usually Regular Human" speed rating should do it for now.

 

[Maverick_Zero_X]

"Below Average Human" speed is actually a pretty common portrayal.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Varies isn't needed, just notate Superhuman in that form with Below Average Human in base.

 

[Bobsican]

Pretty sure those forms would have a separated key.

I almost forgot about another speed feat.

I think the cast could keep up with this thing, which likely has 10-B speed via sheer size.

Okay, I think the speed rating should just go like "Varies from Below Average to Regular Human".

 

[Mr. Bambu]

It says Unknown speed

and the size is not much bigger than them height wise

so I think Below Average Human is fine.

 

[Bobsican]

The reason they have unknown speed is because it has been pretty inconsistent, and the current thing being discussed around here is the "appropiate" rating to actually add.

10-C to 10-B speed has been agreed on, or at least it seems like it.

 

[Wokistan]

"10-B speed via sheer size"

This just sounds so dramatically unimpressive that it made me laugh, oh the plight of tiny characters

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I didn't agree to it, no. Where was it agreed on?

 

[Bobsican]

I suppose that regular human speed might be acceptable then.

This pretty much, still open to discussion of course.