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the real world

  1. ApiesDeathbyLazors

    Composite Human vs Giant Underground Worms

    CH has been informed that a very large and previously undiscevored predator has been raising havoc in a small town in Nevada and has driven down to end this menace once and for all. CH is armed with 1 Elephant Gu with 7 total shots, 1 Smith & Wesson Model 500 with 12 total shots and 1 Machete...
  2. Mefre

    You vs All of reality.

    You are now going up against everything in The Real World in a boss-rush kinda way, you need to kill or BFR every living creature and survive all explosives and natural phenomena. The rules: -Throw a dice or use this page if you don't have one. -What you got will indicate how many powers...
  3. Moritzva

    Composite Human vs Kirito

    KLOL told me to make this. So I made it. Beginning of Alicrization Kirito. 1 day of prep for Composite Human. Composite Human gets nothing above 8-C. Battle takes place in the parking lot of a hospital. Starting distance is 40 meters and speed is Equalized. Kirito: Composite Human: 8 (DMUA...
  4. Moritzva

    Jesus vs Composite Human (Grace)

    The last one left. Jesus walked through the grassy forest, a Smith and Wesson Model 500 in one hand and his trusty Binary Sword in the other. He had one last enemy to defeat. ——— Well wasn't this a predicament. The shadowy human caught sight of someone in the distance, armed but not...
    • Moritzva
    • Thread
    • jesus (madness combat) madness combat the real world
    • Replies: 85
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. Jinsye

    Composite Human vs. Composite Civilization (Sid Meiers)

    One man vs. One Civilization Human knows he's fighting a civilization and has access to every weapon up to 9-A. Ancient Renassance Era Civ CH also has around 3 days of prep Speed is uhh... existent. Who wins? Composite Civilization (Sid Meier's Civilization): 0 Composite Human: 0
  6. The_Wright_Way

    Mr Afton fights another bear

    Springtrap opened his eyes and looked around the metal cages around him in confusion. He had managed to survive the fire that idiot had set up to kill him and it appeared as if he'd been salvaged again, but for what? He looked at the cage next to him and saw a grizzly bear groggily wake up from...
    • The_Wright_Way
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's grizzly bear springtrap (five nights at freddy's) the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. Mand21

    Composite Human tries to take on Real Life

    Composite Human one day awakens in our planet Earth, with no equipment and a simple goal: to exterminate all forms of life. So, with their 125 years of life expectancy, Composite Human has to kill all forms of life on Earth before they die and manage to do so in a way that they can still...
  8. Mand21

    Composite Human's battles, or "Is it so hard to edit a profile?"

    Now, maybe there were reasons for Composite Human's profile to having been locked, but are you serious? They fought Thanos and wo, yet it hasn't been added. They fought Goblin Slayer and wo, yet it hasn't been added, They fought a mid-end wall level character barehanded and naked, yet wo, yet...
  9. Bobsican

    Wolverine Vs. Thanos

    Because I can. Speed equalized, Wolverine is at peak and the match consists of 20 Wolverines against a single asult Thanos. The X-Ma The purple boy Rawwwwr! Rawwwwr!
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • marvel comics thanos simonattoi the real world wolverine (real world)
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. Hyper_Anon

    Giant Raptor vs Thanos

    vs SBA
  11. Hyper_Anon

    Mr. Stegosaurus, I don't feel so good.

    vs SBA
  12. I_am_myself_You_are_you

    Composite Human Upgrade to 9-B with Muay Thai

    From the calculation of both Attack Potency: Wall level - Composite Human Upgrade (Muay Thai Roundhouse) Durability: Wall level - Composite Human Durability Upgrade That man can blows the banana tree by kicking only 2 times. It would be good if we can talk about it And it would be good to...
  13. The_Smashor

    JonTron fights Thanos

    Rules: Speed Equalized. Goblin Slayer dosn't have acess to the Gate Scroll. Otherwise SBA. Thanos Dinosaur! Thanos Dinosaur!: Ew! I don't like 'em! I don't like Goblins! Waaugh!: 1 (HeadlessKramerGeoff777) Thunder McQueen:
    • The_Smashor
    • Thread
    • goblin slayer (character) thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. Hyper_Anon

    Quicksilver vs Thanos

    vs Quicksilver gets revived in Dinosaur Avengers 4: Endgame.
  15. Bobsican

    Barney Vs. Haruhi Suzumiya

    A pair of glass cannons, how can this possibly go wrong? The girl that changes the world with a thought: 4 (ShadowWarrior1999, Edwardtruong2006, Arkhilean, Cuelo 2020) The dinosaur that changes stars with a thought: 1 (Kyle Ramos) Incon: 0 Done in MS
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • haruhi suzumiya the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  16. GeniusLevelLogic

    Composite Human: World record for the hardest PUNCH in the world is wall level

    Francis Ngannou just showed a punching feat of 129,161 units which is the same as 129,616 jouls. That's the equivalent of getting hit by a fast car coming at you at full speed. Here is a video on his powerful punches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6dblwcTi3Q
  17. Bobsican

    Thanos wants to snap a drink

    Speed equalized. The drink: 7 (Jasonsith, HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Jackythejack, Cuelo 2020, Jimboydejuan12, Demon Takumo 31, Sans2345) The purple boy: 0 Incon: 0 Rawwwwr!
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • coca-cola kid thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 64
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. LordGriffin1000

    How many teenagers are in the human population?

    Title says it all.
  19. Kiryu2012

    Smol Human Child vs Smol Flightless Bird

    Six vs Kiwi Fight takes place on a small island This is Six before gaining her lifeforce absorption power They start 10 meters apart The Kiwi is bloodlusted, while Six is in-character
  20. Jasonsith

    (7-0) Barney, the Dinosaur

    Barney has only a crowbar and one Beretta M9 with 15 boxes of 15-round parabellum bullets out of Half-Life 1 standard equipment (no rocket launcher obviously). SBA. Speed unrestricted. Barney - 7 (HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Bobsican, Totallynotchewbacca, Demon Takumo 31, Sayo Yasuda, Sir Ovens...
    • Jasonsith
    • Thread
    • barney calhoun half-life thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  21. Moritzva

    Experimentation Log 2 (Dr. Bright vs Composite Human)

    Item #: SCP-ÔûêÔûêÔûêÔûê Object Class: Euclid Description: SCP-ÔûêÔûêÔûêÔûê appears to be a humanoid with few noticable physical features. Subject maintains a constant appearance of a three-dimensional silhouette and possesses no visible genetalia. Subject seems to be a human of immense...
  22. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Wolves kill Cattle

    On the profile that is put under "Street level", but cattle are "Wall level". What is the reasoning against them being Wall?
  23. HeadlessKramerGeoff777

    Thanos "[Insert name], I'm not feeling so good" vs Vanilla Ice "You know, the girl that drives the horse"?

    Ice is on his motorcycle Speed isn't equalized SBA Thanos: 4 Ice: 0
  24. The_Smashor

    *Insert cringy Infinity War and Baldi reference joke here*

    So, both of these characters only have losses. One of them is going to have a win after this. Rules: Battle takes place in Baldi's School with all the doors open because I don't see large size on Thanos' profile. Speed Equalized if nessasary. His only win was against a character that got...
    • The_Smashor
    • Thread
    • baldi baldi's basics in education and learning thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. Hyper_Anon

    Daredevil vs Thanos except dinosaurs.

    vs When Thanos snapped his fingers and caused the KT extinction in MMCU (Mesozoic Marvel Cinematic Universe), he killed Karen Pageosaurus and Foggy Nelsonosaurus, so Carnotaurus/Daredevilosaurus decides to fight Thanos. SBA
  26. Numbersguy

    Ants wants to stomp a human

    Remember those ants you used to kill at the garden? They grew 100 times their size, and are back, with a vengeance Giant Ants (Them!) Composite Human -The human will fight a grand total of... 69 ants (Because why not?) -Worker ants only -The human has the following weapons: European...
  27. Kiryu2012

    Tyrannosaurus with Ultra Instinct vs Tyrannosaurus with Six Paths Sage Mode

    Tyrannosaurus with Ultra Instinct vs Tyrannosaurus with Six Paths Sage Mode Both are at least 8-C and Hypersonic, and both are bloodlusted
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • six paths sage mode the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world) ultra instinct -sign-
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  28. Jackythejack

    Man's Goodest Bois Fight

    Well, One of them is Man's good boi, and the other isn't really a good boy. He's basically just called that, but, yeah! Speed is gonna be equalized for the sake of this, and the fight starts in an abandoned warehouse with the Pitbull essentially invading Good Boy's territory, so he has to strike.
  29. Jackythejack

    Drone vs. Crow: Dawn of Flight (1 VOTE LEFT)

    The Man Made Flyer vs. Mother Nature's clever winged ma! Truly a battle of the ages! And yeah you know the drill. Speed equalized and all that. The drone does not have any weapons attached and the crow doesn't know anything about it. Fight takes place above a football field.
  30. Jasonsith

    (2 Cow - 7 Boar - 0 Ditto) The REAL Battle of the Weakest 9-C: Cattle vs Wild Boar

    A female cow vs a female Central European boar. Battle takes place in a cattle grazing land. Both starts at 7.5 m facing each other The loser will be meat and the true weakest 9-C... likely. Cattle - 2 - Iapitus The Impaler, Zark2099 Wild Boar - 7 - Mr. Bambu, Jackythejack, Final136...
  31. Insecurity97

    ÔÇ£Mater, I don't feel so good" - Lightning McQueen vs. Thanos Simonattoi

    Speed is equalized, both are bloodlusted, and the fight takes place at a racing track Kachow: 7 Thanos Simonattoi: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  32. Bobsican

    Ditto Vs. Thanos

    The purple boy: 7 (Psychomaster35, Jasonsith, Cuelo 2020, GlaceonGamez471, HeadlessKramerGeoff777, Jackythejack, Chartate101) The creature: 0 Incon: 0 Ditto Ditto! Rawwwwr!
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • ditto (pokémon) pokémon thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. Final136

    you tier is mean nothing:composite human vs mecha goku

    composite human has 60 day prep time with all tech in real life support
  34. Bobsican

    Vs. Threads, but done IRL

    Let´s assume we are some trascendental beings that want to play with some thoughts that turn into an actual lower dimensional fight (even if it´s true). How much society as we know it can be affected from a Vs. thread of your choice? This includes what the winner does after winning (if it can...
  35. Kiryu2012

    Thanos vs Nanotyrannus

    Thanos vs Nanotyrannus
    • Kiryu2012
    • Thread
    • jurassic fight club nanotyrannus (jurassic fight club) thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. Insecurity97

    Globglogabgalab vs. Thanos Simonattoi

    Glob is 9-B and speed is equalized. Glob is bloodlusted because the dinosaur told him he looks like Roz from Monsters Inc. Me irl: 0 I don't feel so good: 0 Inconclusive: 0
    • Insecurity97
    • Thread
    • globglogabgalab (strawinsky and the mysterious house) marvel comics thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. Insecurity97

    "Ayo CJ, I don't feel so good" - Big Smoke vs. Thanos Simonattoi

    Big Smoke was driving to Cluckin' Bell one fine afternoon, until he saw that a dinosaur took all the number 9s. A ****** needs his sodium, so of course he's gonna whoop out the big guns on a beast Big Smoke is 9-B and has an AK-47 on him. Speed is equalized Me irl: 8 Thanos Simonattoi: 0...
  38. Genericstickman

    Mario vs Thanos real life edition

    might as well jump into this bandwagon Real Mario fights real Thanos Speed Unequalised Dinosaur:7 Plumber: McQueen:
  39. Insecurity97

    ÔÇ£Morty, I don't feel so good" - Rick vs. Thanos (Real World)

    Rick's 9-B key will be used. He just has his fists/cybernetic implants with him Rick Sanchez: 1 Thanos (Real World): 5 Inconclusive: 0
  40. Bobsican

    Jimmy Neutron Vs. Thanos

    Both at 9-B, speed equalized. The genious boy: 3 (KLOL506, Insecurity97, HeadlessKramerGeoff777) The purple boy: 0 Incon: 0 Gotta Blast! Rawwwwr!
    • Bobsican
    • Thread
    • jimmy neutron thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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