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south park

  1. GoCommitDi

    Eric Cartman vs Jimmy Hopkins

    Jimmy was scrolling through his social media and saw Eric Cartman's profile, which showcased Cartman pulling off all sorts of...uhh...pranks on both kids and adults, including one where he fed a certain teen his parents at a chili cook-off. Jimmy then decided to grab his weapons, head over to...
  2. Jason_Courne

    South Park Upgrade: Handicapped Edition

    Timmy throws a javelin: 153 joules and 19.6 m/s Jimmy lifts weights: 453 kilograms and 2.8 kilojoules Verse should get upgraded to Peak Human lifting strength and Superhuman combat speed, with Jimmy also being upgraded to Street level AP As for Steroids Jimmy, he dominated the Special...
  3. King_Dom470

    Two children fight each other (Calvin vs Eric Cartman) (0-0-0)

    The Rules: - Speed equalized Calvin is bloodlusted Calvin doesn't have Hobbes Fight takes place in Cartmans house Win via incapacitation Both are street level (Cartmans "Default" key is used) They start 5 meters away from each other Eric Cartman: Calvin:
    • King_Dom470
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    • calvin (calvin and hobbes) calvin and hobbes eric cartman south park
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Jason_Courne

    South Park: The lifting strength upgrade

    The kids in South Park should have their lifting strength upgraded for the following reasons: In Fun with Veal, the main boys could lift two veel cattle at once Baby calfs will weigh between 65 to 90 pounds which is a total weight of 59 kg to 82 kg In T.M.I, Cartman could easily shake and...
    • Jason_Courne
    • Thread
    • butters stotch eric cartman jimmy valmer kenny mccormick kyle broflovski pc principal randy marsh south park stan marsh
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Content Revision
  5. LeoEpicGamer8910

    The Devil (Cuphead) VS Satan (South Park) (STOMP)

    Speed equalized. Both bloodlusted. SBA for anything else. The Devil: Satan: Incon:
  6. Jackythejack

    (7-0-0) Becoming the Strongest Satan: Lucifer (Helltaker) vs Satan (South Park)

    Funny thing to try and do. There's like 5 satans/Lucifers in this tier, so I'd be interested to see who is actually the strongest. Speed doesn't have to be equal so let's get into it. Lucifer (Helltaker) Satan (South Park)
  7. Setsuna_tenma

    South park covid revision

    butters should have social influencing in his vic chaos key. He was able to get lots of people to invest into NTF with ease
  8. GoCommitDi

    Jimmy Hopkins vs Eric Cartman

    One day, Cartman was going for a ride in his Big Wheel tricycle, until Jimmy 'borrowed' (stole) it since he was late for school, and he didn't want to get yelled at by Dr. Crabblesnitch for the tenth time this month. "Sorry, fatty, I need this more than you do." Cartman got up, pissed off. "Hey...
    • GoCommitDi
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    • bully eric cartman grand theft auto jimmy hopkins south park
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Building Level + Satan (South Park)

    so yeah I kinda forgot about this calc I made a while ago that got accepted the calc is satan blowing up a government building using while he possessed stan's body but now here's the question would this apply to satan physically or just his reality-warping?
  10. MistaClean

    "Hey Captain America, I didn't hear no bell"

    Randy Marsh vs Captain America (1990 Movie) Speed is equal Battle takes place in a baseball park Marsh: Cap:
  11. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Fat Kid Fight

    Cartman keeps making fun of bobby because of his weight and hair bobby gets tired of this and hank tells him to stand up for himself also to kick his ass The battle takes place in Arlen texas Both will have nothing Both are at 9-C Bobby: Cartman: Incon:
  12. MistaClean

    Time to take a shot at this, South Park Upgrade

    Alrighty, This is gonna get closed. The Problem The South Park kids are rated 10-C to 10-B but i feel like a 9-B rating would be better. The Proof So.. Eric Cartman has 9-B dura and characters such as Kyle Broflovski and Wendy Testaburger have harmed him before which should give them a 9-B...
  13. Psychomaster35

    (GRACE) Oh my god, they killed that coat kid and that human sized bubble! YOU BASTARDS!

    Fitting, they both die too much in their series, and now they are actually fighting to see who deserves to die less (not that it matters as they will always die afterwards). Speed is equalized, Stick of Truth Kenny and 7-B Bubble are used, and both are bloodlusted. They start 10 meters apart...
  14. MistaClean

    Glass Joe fights a principal

    Glass Joe vs PC Principal Speed is equal Battle takes place in a bar PC is 9-B Glass Joe Scales to 540,262 Joules PC Principal Scales to 340,960 Joules Joe: 4 PC:
  15. MistaClean

    Eric Cartman vs Togame

    Eric Cartman vs Togame speed equal weapons restricted both 10-C battle takes place in Cartman's house Cartman: 2 Togame:
  16. Jeune_fou

    (south park) a profile for "walmart"?

    Hello everyone, I was wondering if the walmart could have it's own profile since he showed some powers such as: Telepathy Regenerationn (High-mid) though it doesn't work if the society's headquarter is no more and it takes several hours to regen Immortality (type 2, 3 and 4) one walpart can...
  17. MistaClean

    Mr. Burns vs Eric Cartman

    Mr. Burns vs Eric Cartman both 10-C speed equal and thats it really. gun restricted Cartman: 0 Burns: 1
  18. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Two aggressive school authoritarians fight

    PC principal doesn't like how non pc coach buzzcut is calling people sissies which implies that women are weaker than men which offends PC Principal because women are just as capable as men when it comes to strength. Fight takes place in front of highland high school Speed is unequal Both are...
  19. LordWhis

    Slight tweak for Stan Marsh

    In his page, Stan Marsh is listed as male but in 'The Cissy' it sort of leaves Stan's real gender open to interpretation. I think his gender should be changed to Unknown.
  20. GoCommitDi

    Fat kid fight: Butch the Bully vs Eric Cartman

    Cartman is 10-C and has his flute Butch has his gun fight is at an elementary school playground Speed is =
  21. Jackythejack

    Kenny vs Bonesaw

    why not. Speed is equalized, Bonesaw has a day of prep and understand how Kenny works, and Kenny has two hours of prep and doesn't know Bonesaw's full capabilities. Who wins and why. Kenny McCormick Bonesaw
  22. Endlesspossibilities_2006

    A Kid plays Minecraft

    The New Kid (South Park) vs The Player (Minecraft The Player will be 7-C (Hopefully it won't be a stomp match) Speed is Equalized The Player will get a bow,Slowness,Weakness, And Poison Splash Potions, And TNT The Player (Minecraft): 0 The New Kid (South Park): 0
  23. Endlesspossibilities_2006

    Deku vs Digital Stan

    Stan Marsh vs izuku Midoriya Rules Both will be 9-A Round 1: Speed is unequalized Stan Marsh: 0 Izuku Midoriya: 0 Round 2: Speed is equalized Stan Marsh: 0 Izuku Midoriya: 0 Round 3: Both will be bloodlusted Stan Marsh: 0 Izuku Midoriya: 0
  24. Endlesspossibilities_2006

    Kenny McCormick vs Baby Godzilla

    Rules 10-B for both Both shall be Bloodlusted Both will start at 500m Kenny McCormick: 2 Godzilla Jr.: 0
  25. Pygmy_Goat

    Pokey Minch vs. Eric Cartman

    MOTHER 3 Pokey, Stick of Truth Cartman Low 7-B forms, Speed equalize, In character, Standard Equipment Location: New Pork City, 20 meters apart Victory Method: KO or Death Pokey https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Cartman https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman
  26. CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

    Big Boy Burns fights a crippled boy

    Mr burns vs Jimmy Valmer, Mr.burns sees jimmy and thinks of his early days of being a bully and decides he wants to relieve it but more malice and decides to try and kill the little boy both at 10-c jimmy will have his cruches both blood lusted battle takes place at a park with no one there but...
  27. GreyFang82

    South Park: Thought-Based TimeFarts

    Ok, so I've had a little talk with Bambu and he says the TimeFarts are not Thought-based at all and takes a much longer time to pull off. He has decided it's not worth arguing so I simply want input from others just so we can put down the correct or at least reasonable answer. Evidence For...
    • GreyFang82
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    • south park the new kid (south park) time manipulation time stop
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Content Revision
  28. GreyFang82

    The New Kid vs Sans

    Speed is Equal Fight takes place with the two 10 meters apart and in the underground Who wins and why? The New Kid: Sans: Inconslusive: ... You're gonna have a bad time
  29. Jinsye

    The New Kid vs. Sekiro

    Undying Samurai vs. Farting Superhero Low 7-B, speed = Who wins? TNK: 0 Wolf: 0
    • Jinsye
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    • south park the new kid (south park) wolf (sekiro)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. GreyFang82

    The New Kid vs Accelerator

    The New Kid tries to fight another OP Psychic Boi. Hopefully this won't be a stomp. Accelerator is 7-B and cannot use the planet's rotation. Speed is Equal AP: -Assuming Accelerator is Baseline since no calculation was linked. 6.3 Megatons of TNT -The New Kid scales to be equal to or...
    • GreyFang82
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    • accelerator south park the new kid (south park) to aru majutsu no index
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. GreyFang82

    The New Kid vs Thunder McQueen

    Speed is Equal The New Kid knows how HtH works Other than that SBA Who wins and why? Thunder McQuee: The New Kid: ThUnDeR McQuEeN:
    • GreyFang82
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    • jojo's bizarre adventure south park the new kid (south park) thunder mcqueen (jojo's bizarre adventure)
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. GreyFang82

    The New Kid's Fart Abilities

    So I don't want to go into the abilities of his classes and equipment... that's probably in a later date but What I do want to focus on is the abilties TNK gets that are based on his Farts. So in Stick of Truth The New Kid gets "Magic ": Dragonshout: Deals damage, Stuns, and Grosses out a...
  33. GreyFang82

    Ness vs The New Kid

    A Twelve Year Old with Brain Powers vs A Ten Year Old with Fart Powers Both Low 7-B Speed is Equal Who wins and why? Big Brain Boy: Big Fart Person: Inconslusive:
  34. Insecurity97

    Kevin McCallister vs. Eric Cartman

    One is a skinny 9-B with 10-C durability, the other is a fat 10-C with 9-B durability Both have a day of prep. Cartman is dedicated to this goal because if he wins, he gets a lifetime supply of Cheesy Poofs Kevin McCallister: 6 Eric Cartman: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  35. Psychomaster35

    Frisk VS Kenny:They keep dying

    The battle of the kids who die too much but somehow come back to life. Speed equalized. Mysterion is used. 7-C Frisk VS Low 7-B Kenny (Well hey, ive seen people do this sort of pitting as well). Both are bloodlusted and willing to kill, otherwise, Standard Battle Assumption will be activated...
  36. Frieza_force_soldier_100

    Eric Cartman as an iconic character

    Shouldn't he be an iconic character? South Park is one of the most recognized shows out there, just like The Simpsons and Family Guy, and Cartman is by far the most promoted character in merchandise. He's kind of like Bart Simpson.
  37. Nyukira

    Fart Kid CRT South Park

    New Kid Space Time Manipulation (He bends them so he can get his super speed) Matter Manipulation and/or Vibration Manipulation, not to mention Speed Amplification (Vibrates every subatomic particle to become an unstoppable high-energy body) Matter Manipulation (Can crush atoms with his...
  38. CursedGentleman

    Lord of Chaos VS Wrath

    Professor Chaos (Fractured But Whole) vs Meliodas Both at Low 7-B, which means BoS Meliodas Speed Equalized or else Butters blitzes Butters: 1 (ZacharyGrossman273) Meliodas Inconclusive
  39. Snaily100

    Created Mint-Berry Crunch/Bradley Biggle page

    I'm trying to calculate speed, striking strength, durabiltiy etc. We know he can survive at least 6,227 psi, because he dragged Cthulhu to the depth of the Gulf of Mexico, (14,383 ft x 0.443) without suffering any ill effects. He said he reached the Gulf of Mexico in "no time" but that could be...
  40. Snaily100

    South Park: Kyle's omnipotence. Tooth Fairy Tats 2000

    In the episode "Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" due to questioning his excistance for most of the episode, Kyle temporarily becomes "Everywhere yet nowhere" "Nothing and everything" Powers he directly shows during this state include space-time manipulation, shapeshifting and omnipresence. However it...
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