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Goofy ahh calculations

I remember when Buttersamuri used to be here and then there was this nonsensical feat of destroying a witness stand by objecting. As some honorable mentions, I remember him also calculating the energy of Ace Attorney lawyers and prosecutors shaking the courtroom by yelling/objecting/desk slamming which got to stupidly high results as high as Building level (One of them was City Block level lmao), although I can’t seem to find the calc.
 
Psychomaster35 said:
I remember when Buttersamuri used to be here and then there was this nonsensical feat of destroying a witness stand by objecting. As some honorable mentions, I remember him also calculating the energy of Ace Attorney lawyers and prosecutors shaking the courtroom by yelling/objecting/desk slamming which got to stupidly high results as high as Building level (One of them was City Block level lmao), although I can’t seem to find the calc.
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Wow, Ace Attorney was almost [even more] goated.
 
Psychomaster35 said:
I remember when Buttersamuri used to be here and then there was this nonsensical feat of destroying a witness stand by objecting. As some honorable mentions, I remember him also calculating the energy of Ace Attorney lawyers and prosecutors shaking the courtroom by yelling/objecting/desk slamming which got to stupidly high results as high as Building level (One of them was City Block level lmao), although I can’t seem to find the calc.
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I had found a Buttersamuri calc in this page: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Zombie_(The_Walking_Dead)

I personally removed the link since the guy's calcs were banned from the wiki.
 
Side note but- I was read the thread title as "Goofy as all Hell calculations", but that'd be [aah]- so what does [ahh] mean?
 
KLOL506 said:
TOO ******* LATE, I WAS SUBJECT TO THIS. I WANT TO RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT NOW.
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What's wrong with...

[cleans glasses]

Breaking 14 bones being Building level?

Assuming a change in the scene means the six other people who were in the background were vaporized?

Equating Afterimage Creation to automatically be 1000 m/s?

Using a rough sketch of an idea the game creator had, which is a warning shot to the ground near the foot, to be bullet dodging?

Using a different rough sketch of someone literally being shot through the head, for a durability calc, despite the fact that the bullet literally went through the person's head, and with the same absurd bone-joule value of the first calc?

Or randomly putting in the speed of a limozine because it was there- and thinking Limozines are driven at one hundred-and-*******-seventy miles per hour, or the tiny movements of the character which are useful for literally nothing?

What's so wrong about that?
 
ElajRuengies said:
Or randomly putting in the speed of a limozine because it was there- and thinking Limozines are driven at one hundred-and-*******-seventy miles per hour, or the tiny movements of the character which are useful for literally nothing?
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Damn that shit must have crazy HP, acceleration and aerodynamics and is capable of staying glued to the ground like nothing LOL

TBF tho, limos overrated, high-performance luxury sedans with track-tested body kits FTW.
 
Marshadow29 said:
https://vsbattles.com/threads/one-piece-planet-size-upgrade.146217/
i got clowned on today for making this crt
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Oh my God
They even posted it to Content Revision instead of Fun and Games
 
Shmeatywerbenmanjenson said:
vsbattles.fandom.com

Jujutsu Kaisen - Jogo create a meteor

vsbattles.fandom.com vsbattles.fandom.com

No offense to life of king but the fact that High 6-C was even considered is insane.
Not to mention the "Earthquake" in question goes from magnitude 8 to magnitude 5 over just 10 meters

It's stuff like this that just make me honestly think all earthquake calcs should be nuked until we figure something out
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I used magnitude 8 because some people asked for it off site

Also, I already admited that a lot of my JJK calculations in the past were purposefully wanked. I try to redeem myself currently
 
LIFE_OF_KING said:
I used magnitude 8 because some people asked for it off site

Also, I already admited that a lot of my JJK calculations in the past were purposefully wanked. I try to redeem myself currently
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No problem man, You have some of the best calcs on the site.

I was just trying to point out how Sus 90% of earthquake calculations are on this site (Cough, Kengan, Cough, Baki) and yours unfortunately just happened to be in the crossfire
 
ElajRuengies said:
Using this to post my Pet Peeve calc methods, since they're very wrong, dumb, and goofy to me
  • Freezing Calcs (Energy does not work that way)
  • Close range earthquake calcs (Shaking a cave should not be City Block level)
  • Compressive Strength volumetric destruction "because crater = pushing" calcs
  • Inverse-Square Law Sphere of Sun Destruction calcs for radii of volumes which are only a sliver the volumes of spheres (Serious Punch^2 and Majin Buu's galaxy destruction come to mind)
  • Projectile Interception calcs which put stuff like blocking throwing knives or dodging punches at Supersonic+, despite the Verse's God Tiers still having to aim-dodge bullets Cough, PTJ Verse, Cough Cough
  • Calcs which use "Speed of Electricity" from that one coilgun video
  • Could think of more later

Mountain level sex, Large Planet level fart
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i mean saitama has a planet level fart iirc
 
If I had to add one here, this one


tbh idk if this calc is legit or not but it seems sus...but either way whether it's legit or not it's a mathematical outlier
 
Arceus0x said:
If I had to add one here, this one


tbh idk if this calc is legit or not but it seems sus...but either way whether it's legit or not it's a mathematical outlier
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There is no way in hell vaporising water gets 3-A at any reasonable volume, that can’t possibly be right
 
Pikaman said:
There is no way in hell vaporising water gets 3-A at any reasonable volume, that can’t possibly be right
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Nah the calc's right at a cursory glance- It's not about vaporizing water, it's about brightness required to light up a depth of water, but water is exponentially good at dimming light.

In the open ocean, sunlight can only penetrate 200 meters before its reduced to 1% of its surface strength- this is called the Photic Zone (source), so 100 times decrease in strength every 200 meters- Marianas Trench is ~11000 meters deep, (11000/200)= 55 so it'll be cut to 1% of strength 55 times- 100^55 = 10^110,

So, in order for the bottom of the Marianas Trench to be lit up to the same level as the surface of the ocean, the Sun would need to shine ten-billion-googol times brighter than it currently is.

Pokedex writers just didn't think about the math behind why the Ocean is really damn dark.
 
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ElajRuengies said:
Nah the calc's right at a cursory glance- It's not about vaporizing water, it's about brightness required to light up a depth of water, but water is exponentially good at dimming light.

In the open ocean, sunlight can only penetrate 200 meters before its reduced to 1% of its surface strength- this is called the Photic Zone (source), so 100 times decrease in strength every 200 meters- Marianas Trench is ~11000 meters deep, (11000/200)= 55 so it'll be cut to 1% of strength 55 times- 100^55 = 1^110,

So, in order for the bottom of the Marianas Trench to be lit up to the same level as the surface of the ocean, the Sun would need to shine ten-billion-googol times brighter than it currently is.

Pokedex writers just didn't think about the math behind why the Ocean is really damn dark.
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Damn that's op
 
possibly goofy? unsure as i know nothing about the math its just the result seems sus

this is for mitsuri from demon slayer slashing a bunch of lightning bolts after they had hit the ground
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Yeah... My apologies for the necro-bump, but... I'm sorry, what the hell kinda calc is this?: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/U...f_the_best_spider-man_catching_a_tramway_feat

Not only does the text give me an aneurysm, but... Not only are there sourcing issues, but the figures themselves are also wack. Like, the CDC says that a 13-year-old boy's median height is 166 cm (5'1.5"): https://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/data/set2clinical/cj41l071.pdf

Bro's saying that 13 year old boys weigh 75 lbs. If I had a 13-year-old-kid and he weighs 75 lbs, I'm taking him to the hospital and reporting whoever raised him so poorly to child protection services, because that's a BMI of 13.9! As far as I can tell, he really went off the rails.
 
Flashlight237 said:
Yeah... My apologies for the necro-bump, but... I'm sorry, what the hell kinda calc is this?: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/U...f_the_best_spider-man_catching_a_tramway_feat

Not only does the text give me an aneurysm, but... Not only are there sourcing issues, but the figures themselves are also wack. Like, the CDC says that a 13-year-old boy's median height is 166 cm (5'1.5"): https://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/data/set2clinical/cj41l071.pdf

Bro's saying that 13 year old boys weigh 75 lbs. If I had a 13-year-old-kid and he weighs 75 lbs, I'm taking him to the hospital and reporting whoever raised him so poorly to child protection services, because that's a BMI of 13.9! As far as I can tell, he really went off the rails.
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Pretty sure the train feat was calc'd to be 9-B or so.
 
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