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So, after I finally woke up to the...beliefs perpetuated about Bill Cipher, I decided to check his profile to see how many things were wrong about his profile. And there were quite a few. To make a thesis, he's missing a massive amount of powers,, and I mean a lot, and a few of his stats are off. No, not his AP, as he's not tier 1. Well, I'm not sure, but I doubt it.
For starters, I'm not sure everyone knows this, but Bill had an AMA on Reddit where he answered questions. This falls under the Galacta category more than Godzilla. For one, it's not Alex Hirsch doing the questions. It's Bill. And he's answering how Bill would. Like a nihilistic, sadistic cosmic entity who types and thinks in all caps. Everything Bill does is in all caps, books or otherwise, btw. Finally, this is where he first says his knowledge of Time Baby's existence, how much he hates him, and that he wants to disassemble Time Baby's molecules, which is what he does. And before you say that Bill just vaporized him, both, the cryptogram in the credits of that episode, and Blendin Blanden in one of the books confirms that's what he did. Bill says that he has friends with many faces, and in Weirdmageddon, one of Bill's friends has 87 different faces (88 DIFFERENT FACES!!!). It also foreshadows Bill getting his physical form.
Powers and abilities
He also says...this tidbit when he's asked again if he can see the future.
"I CAN SEE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF TEMPORAL PROBABILITY WITH FLUCTUATING RANGE! I CAN ALSO SEE THAT THERE ARE INFINITE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME IN INFINITE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION WITH INFINITE VARIATION! ONE OF THEM ANSWERED BY VOMITING A STREAM OF BLOOD AND PRIME NUMBERS OUT OF HIS THIRD MOUTH!"
I pray to god this doesn't mean Bill is like Lavos...
Speed
So, I finally got a distinct value for Bill's speed. And it should be Infinite. It's all due to the place Bill spent his time in, the Nightmare Realm. It exists as a realm between dimensions. It's stated to lack constant physics. And it has a similar existence to a rift in dimensional space-time. And if that wasn't enough, Bill implies that one of the reasons he looks down on humans is because they're bound by time. "HUMANS ARE FAT WET BAGS OF MEAT WITHERING UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE TYRANNY OF TIME AND PUPPETEERED BY THE ARBITRARY WHIMS OF NATURAL SELECTION! I ENJOY PUTTING ON HUMAN SKIN THE WAY JACK THE RIPPER ENJOYED WEARING CLOWN MASKS! HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT BUT WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR ME LATELY?"
Intelligence
He's probably nigh-omniscient, given said "omnipotent sight", but I can't really prove this...
Weaknesses
As I said above, that Regenerationn weakness is likely PIS
For starters, I'm not sure everyone knows this, but Bill had an AMA on Reddit where he answered questions. This falls under the Galacta category more than Godzilla. For one, it's not Alex Hirsch doing the questions. It's Bill. And he's answering how Bill would. Like a nihilistic, sadistic cosmic entity who types and thinks in all caps. Everything Bill does is in all caps, books or otherwise, btw. Finally, this is where he first says his knowledge of Time Baby's existence, how much he hates him, and that he wants to disassemble Time Baby's molecules, which is what he does. And before you say that Bill just vaporized him, both, the cryptogram in the credits of that episode, and Blendin Blanden in one of the books confirms that's what he did. Bill says that he has friends with many faces, and in Weirdmageddon, one of Bill's friends has 87 different faces (88 DIFFERENT FACES!!!). It also foreshadows Bill getting his physical form.
Powers and abilities
- Technology Manipulation
- Pain Resistance
- Precognition
He also says...this tidbit when he's asked again if he can see the future.
"I CAN SEE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF TEMPORAL PROBABILITY WITH FLUCTUATING RANGE! I CAN ALSO SEE THAT THERE ARE INFINITE ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME IN INFINITE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION WITH INFINITE VARIATION! ONE OF THEM ANSWERED BY VOMITING A STREAM OF BLOOD AND PRIME NUMBERS OUT OF HIS THIRD MOUTH!"
I pray to god this doesn't mean Bill is like Lavos...
- Text Manipulation
- Math Manipulation
- Blood Manipulation
- Life Manipulation
- Pocket Reality Manipulation
- Mind Manipulation
- Mind Control
- Empathic Manipulation
- Darkness Manipulation
- Duplication
- Astral Projection
- Portal Creation
- Summoning
- Large Size
- Animal Manipulation
- Data Manipulation
- Age Manipulation
- Chaos Manipulation
- Non-Corporeality
- Whatever power making someone dance for eternity is
- Sound Manipulation
- Time Travel
- Resistance to Mind Manipulation
- Enhanced Sight
- Word Manipulation
- Statistics Amplification
- Low Godly Regenerationn
- Nonexistent Physiology
- Probability Manipulation
- Fate Manipulation
- Conceptual Manipulation
- Law Manipulation
- Causality Manipulation
- Physics Manipulation
- Plot Manipulation
Speed
So, I finally got a distinct value for Bill's speed. And it should be Infinite. It's all due to the place Bill spent his time in, the Nightmare Realm. It exists as a realm between dimensions. It's stated to lack constant physics. And it has a similar existence to a rift in dimensional space-time. And if that wasn't enough, Bill implies that one of the reasons he looks down on humans is because they're bound by time. "HUMANS ARE FAT WET BAGS OF MEAT WITHERING UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE TYRANNY OF TIME AND PUPPETEERED BY THE ARBITRARY WHIMS OF NATURAL SELECTION! I ENJOY PUTTING ON HUMAN SKIN THE WAY JACK THE RIPPER ENJOYED WEARING CLOWN MASKS! HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT BUT WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR ME LATELY?"
Intelligence
He's probably nigh-omniscient, given said "omnipotent sight", but I can't really prove this...
Weaknesses
As I said above, that Regenerationn weakness is likely PIS