Stupid Rules: Bobsi can do it again

[Bobsican]

Previous thread

As this went very well, this has to get a sequel. As usual, think of new rules for the wiki that would only make the site worse for the users.

For example:

- 30 post-comment-post limit per 24 hours

- Can only do a post/comment at least each 4 minutes

- Say stuff like "Good night" makes you be banhammered.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

 

[Bobsican]

INB4 Seizures

 

[Blahblah9755]

All vs thread votes must include a detailed fan fiction describing the fight using your reasons for victory.

This must be followed by a fan fiction of what happens if the threads were ships

 

[Phoenix821]

Every user has to use a spammed character in match at least once.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

All characters must have a consistent (mis)speling, and deviating from it results in a perma-ban.

For example:

• Goku --> Kokun
• Vriska --> Freska
• Superma --> Supahman
• Monika --> Davesprite (Namco High)
• Papyrus --> Papaya

And so on...

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

We need a new Fallacy called "Limit Fallacy"

This is when someone states that because something has demonstrated limits, then it has limits.

 

[Bobsican]

We need a new Fallacy called "Limit Fallacy"
This is when someone states that because something has demonstrated limits, then it has limits.

Then let´s also add the "False Fallacy Fallacy", so tricking fallacies like yours may be ignored.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Then let´s also add the "False Fallacy Fallacy", so tricking fallacies like yours may be ignored.

Doesn't matter, I will just make the "False Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy".

We keep this up until the name of the fallacy fills half of the page.

 

[Lightbuster30]

OP can't vote on their own thread Oh wait....

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

"False Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy."

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I already said that, I think you meant "False Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy"

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

I already said that, I think you meant "False Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy"

No, I mean "False Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy."

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I suggest that, everytime a character wins via superior hax, we use this image instead of voting


Bonus points if you can figure out from where it comes from

 

[Megamangohan]

It doesn't matter what argument you have, as "Appeal to Authority" is NOT considered a logical fallacy on this wiki and will always take priority over any existing arguments.

 

[Megamangohan]

You must watch a 30 second advertisment sponsered on the wiki per comment, before submitting each comment.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

If a moderator or above votes on a Vs. Thread, The thread will be immediately closed and added.

 

[GyroNutz]

To respect everyone's opinion, users should have the right to create their version of a character's profile with whatever stats they see fit.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Use furry fanart for nonhuman profile pics

 

[DragonEmperor23]

If you say something polite and don't type in all caps then you get ip banned.

 

[Blahblah9755]

Use furry fanart for nonhuman profile pics

I can't imagine what the real world tank profiles would look like.

 

[Bobsican]

Use furry fanart for nonhuman profile pics

I can't imagine what the real world tank profiles would look like.

Just cover it in fur and add a pair of cat ears on the upper central section.

 

[Blahblah9755]

All weapon profiles must be for anthropomorphic versions of them. They can be fan made, in canon, or from some other thing (for example real world ships would use Kancolle ship girls).

 

[GyroNutz]

All weapons in fiction must scale to their real life counterparts. Furthermore, any characters affected by these weapons also scale to them.

 

[Bobsican]

Bump.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Stomp Threads must be renamed as Rape Threads.

In fact:

 

[Bobsican]

Stomp Threads must be renamed as Rape Threads.
In fact:

This is likely the farthest you can go with this without a banhammer.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Is that a challenge?

 

[Bobsican]

Is that a challenge?

I mean, I once got banned by just making a thread about that.

But you can go ahead if you want.

 

[Bobsican]

Badabump.

 

[SITHISIT]

Breinhard must be recognized as supreme god of all time. Failure to do so will result in a permanent ban

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Fool. A new god has risen now.


Spiferman!

 

[SITHISIT]

The golden boy

 

[Phoenix821]

The one true god

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

U DO NOT KNOW A TING.

HAHAHA JUST KIDDIN.

 

[Read_this_post]

To comment on a vs thread you must own every merch from both franchise, watched/read every piece of material involving both franchise, view every DeviantArt, Tumblr, fanfiction and rule 34 involving both franchises whilst filling out a 30 page essay on how accurate each of these are to the franchises, meet the author(s) of both franchises and fill out a questionnaire involving 1000 questions under the supervision of the staff. You get an official fanboy licence for every franchise you pass through, but this can be removed if you are seen not wearing visible clothing involving one of these franchises e.g. a mlp fur suit or an infinity gauntlet or if you fail to attend these questionnaires every single week.

Also you need to own a body pillow showing the character you are rooting for and post a picture of it to vote.

 

[A_Stoned_Orc]

-snip-

Reading this has extinguished my will to live.

 

[Read_this_post]

I can see you are wearing your fursuit in your picture. Someone is dedicated

 

[A_Stoned_Orc]

I can see you are wearing your fursuit in your picture. Someone is dedicated

Orcs =/= furries.

</derail>

 

[Read_this_post]

Sry. Looked like a monkey from far away. Plus it looks very hairy. Also anybody who disagrees with another person on a vs thread gets banned for derailing.