- 11,134
- 14,116
Speed: Massively FTL+ (Capable of reacting while being launched by a Launch Star. Capable of dodging attacks from a Grand Star-powered Bowser, who can tag Starship Mario with his meteors and flew the center of the universe in a short time. Capable of reacting to Bowser and Bowser Jr riding the Koopa Clown Car, which flew towards the sun and from their home planet to a nearby galaxy in a short period of time.)
Trying to fact-check Mario's speed section is a pain, and it needs some rework.
1. Capable of reacting while being launched by a Launch Star
Here's the blog that is linked on the page. The blog makes some assumptions about the distance between The Comet Observatory and Melty Molten Galaxy based on certain tidbits. The problem is, it can't be fact-checked because no source is given in the blog.
I mean, citation needed. The blog needs to provide sources of such important information. It is not the responsibility of a regular viewer to just know these things by default, it is the responsibility of the blog to make every source available. These things should have been on the blog before it was accepted and linked on the main profile.It’s safe to assume the distance between galaxies for each number, for obvious reasons. Good Egg Galaxy, with a number of 1, is outright said to be the closest.
The galaxy with the highest number is the Melty Molten Galaxy, with 52.
Again, no video of said feat, or any other evidence of this timeframe. Upon asking some people, I found out that this is the feat in question. And after viewing the video, I have no idea where the timeframe of 5 seconds is coming from. There is a long transition in between his launch and landing. And 5 seconds seems like an insane highball (plus, if this timeframe is based on the in-game cinematic timing, then from the same scene we can also see that the speed of launch and landing were not impressive if we are taking that into consideration, something that @Agnaa brought up in the comments).It takes Mario 5 seconds to fly to the galaxy.
I think this blog needs rework. The relevant sources should be cited and a better timeframe should be used based on some proper reasoning. And the wording of the justification should preferably be improved.
2. Koopa Clown Car
Here are some instances of Mario reacting to Koopa Clown Car. My issue with this justification is obvious. Koopa Clown Car is a vehicle capable of spaceflight and as per the justification, it can fly to the sun or a nearby galaxy from Bowser's home planet within some unknown time period. Being a vehicle, it can accelerate/decelerate and achieve its maximum speed during such travels involving long distances. But the same cannot be said about them during the instances where they are used to fight Mario. I can drive a car at a speed of 100 while travelling long distances but I wouldn't be able to reach such speeds when I require more mobility to battle someone in a small football field. Similarly, Mario cannot be assumed to be reacting to Koopa Clown Car at their full speed.Capable of reacting to Bowser and Bowser Jr riding the Koopa Clown Car
Either a valid case of such reaction should be listed, where Mario is actually seen reacting to the full speed of Koopa Clown Car while travelling interplanetary distances or such, or this justification should be removed.
3. Bowser tagging Lubba's spaceship
The blog is listed as evidence, but the blog only calculates the speed of Lubba's spaceship while travelling through galaxies, which is a separate instance. I had to ask others for the part where Bowser supposedly tags this spaceship. This happens off-screen and is a separate instance than what is calculated in the calc, so unfortunately we don't know the details. All we know is that they ran into Bowser who blasted them with meteors (Bowser's meteors are just big rocks). I also went through a previous thread where this was discussed, and @Eficiente brought up some valid arguments but the discussion died down without concluding.
The justification assumes this single scenario:
- They were traveling at full speed while Bowser hit them with meteors from behind
While there could be a number of other scenarios:
- They were not traveling at full speed and suddenly found Bowser
- Bowser caught them off-guard and they didn't see the meteors coming
- They came to a halt in their confusion or out of surprise when they found him before them
- Bowser found them while they were taking a stop
- They weren't able to dodge the meteors thrown toward them from the sides or from the front, because of low mobility at high speeds (keep in mind that if I notice a speeding car coming toward me traveling at a speed of 200 that is about to go past me, I can get in position, take aim, time my throw and fling several rocks at it and some of them are bound to hit, that doesn't mean I am as fast as the car)
Point being, we don't really have any solid reason to scale Bowser to the top speed of Lubba's spaceship. I think there are already other feats so they should preferably be used.