Peppersalt43
They/Them- 22,013
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The one who laughs : 0
The element of laughter : 0
Incon : 0
Second key Pinkie and first key Batman used
4-B versions used
Fight takes place in GCPD armory, 10 meters apart
Speed equalized
Welp, it all led to this. I'm surprised nobody has tried this before. Anyway, story below :
The element of laughter : 0
Incon : 0
Second key Pinkie and first key Batman used
4-B versions used
Fight takes place in GCPD armory, 10 meters apart
Speed equalized
Welp, it all led to this. I'm surprised nobody has tried this before. Anyway, story below :
The pitter patter of little children echoed through the dark twisted halls, their horrific grin filled with sharp teeth plastered on their pale faces. Tied to long winded leashes, The Batman who Laughs walked his murder of "crows", children infected by the same toxin that coursed through his veins. They all let out small chuckles as they walked by before finally arriving at a balcony, overseeing the twisted ruins of what used to be Gotham.
"Caw caw! caw caw!" said one of the "crows".
"Now now, last time I released a group of 'crows' you ravaged through the cave. There's nothing edible there, go to 45th avenue street instead. There's a basement with plenty of delicious fresh meat holed up in there" replied Batman with a slight chuckle.
He released his grip, allowing the crows to rush out and into the streets of Gotham. "Heh, a rebellion? More like a kids dining table! Ha ha!" said the mad crusader before descending into manic laughter. During his laughter, he could've sworn he heard the distinct sound of another's laughter though this time it seemed genuine, heartfelt even. He looked beside himself and for the first time in a while, his grin faded into an unimpressed look. Next to him was a pink horse with puffy magenta mane, laughing alongside him.
"I didn't get that joke but you were laughing so I went along with it" said Pinkie Pie, regaining her composure.
"Right... Why don't you follow me, I'll show you around" replied Batman, his grin returning wider as ever.
The two walked by the same twisted corridor they walked through, pass horrific memorabilia depicting the many Dark Knights.
"I didn't catch your name by the way" said the pink pony, bouncing right behind.
"You don't know? You must be from out of town! You can call me The Batman..." replied the mad crusader, thinking of a good follow up "who Laughs!".
His laughter was cut short when his guest leaped in his face, seemingly having teleported from behind.
"Really! That's splentascular! This must be why the cutie map sent me here! Just tell me what your problem is and Pinkie is gonna solve it in a jiffy!" she said.
"Actually yes, I do have a problem. Come with me" replied Batman.
The two soon arrived at an armory with the mad crusader looking at a padded box. Inside was a set of baterangs tainted by maddening toxins which he picked up without any consideration. Looking behind himself, he noticed that Pinkie Pie was having some sort of weird partial seizure. "You are quite an interesting specimen. Let's see what effects the toxins will have on you" he thought while approaching his guest. Before he could even land a hit, his hand was blocked by a lump of hair which now restrained his arm.
"I knew it! The problem isn't yours, it's you, isn't it?" asked the pink pony.
"Wait what?" Batman asked back.
"Sorry, Pinkie sense. But you were trying to stab me so..."
"That's enough".
The mad crusader suddenly pulled out a card, disintegrating the hair that restrained him, twisting the area around him. Pinkie Pie simply chuckled as reality too began to distort around her.
"Caw caw! caw caw!" said one of the "crows".
"Now now, last time I released a group of 'crows' you ravaged through the cave. There's nothing edible there, go to 45th avenue street instead. There's a basement with plenty of delicious fresh meat holed up in there" replied Batman with a slight chuckle.
He released his grip, allowing the crows to rush out and into the streets of Gotham. "Heh, a rebellion? More like a kids dining table! Ha ha!" said the mad crusader before descending into manic laughter. During his laughter, he could've sworn he heard the distinct sound of another's laughter though this time it seemed genuine, heartfelt even. He looked beside himself and for the first time in a while, his grin faded into an unimpressed look. Next to him was a pink horse with puffy magenta mane, laughing alongside him.
"I didn't get that joke but you were laughing so I went along with it" said Pinkie Pie, regaining her composure.
"Right... Why don't you follow me, I'll show you around" replied Batman, his grin returning wider as ever.
The two walked by the same twisted corridor they walked through, pass horrific memorabilia depicting the many Dark Knights.
"I didn't catch your name by the way" said the pink pony, bouncing right behind.
"You don't know? You must be from out of town! You can call me The Batman..." replied the mad crusader, thinking of a good follow up "who Laughs!".
His laughter was cut short when his guest leaped in his face, seemingly having teleported from behind.
"Really! That's splentascular! This must be why the cutie map sent me here! Just tell me what your problem is and Pinkie is gonna solve it in a jiffy!" she said.
"Actually yes, I do have a problem. Come with me" replied Batman.
The two soon arrived at an armory with the mad crusader looking at a padded box. Inside was a set of baterangs tainted by maddening toxins which he picked up without any consideration. Looking behind himself, he noticed that Pinkie Pie was having some sort of weird partial seizure. "You are quite an interesting specimen. Let's see what effects the toxins will have on you" he thought while approaching his guest. Before he could even land a hit, his hand was blocked by a lump of hair which now restrained his arm.
"I knew it! The problem isn't yours, it's you, isn't it?" asked the pink pony.
"Wait what?" Batman asked back.
"Sorry, Pinkie sense. But you were trying to stab me so..."
"That's enough".
The mad crusader suddenly pulled out a card, disintegrating the hair that restrained him, twisting the area around him. Pinkie Pie simply chuckled as reality too began to distort around her.
