Peppersalt43
They/Them- 21,889
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ALTERNATE TITLE: THE WAY TO A LIFE FULL OF SMILES
Just in case anyone hasn't realized, Austin Theory is a part of the Spammed Character Saga, first introduced here. I haven't done much with him so let's see what I can do in this one for this one.
This is a continuation of the story here
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Sunset and Theory watched the most recent match, ending with Rainbow Dash on the ground, barely conscious... Followed by Finn jumping onto her and stomping her gut, now knocking her fully unconscious.
"Don't worry, I've seen her go through worse. She'll be fine, most of us take hits like that weekly" the wrestler explained.
"I thought it's supposed to be fake. But yeah, she can take that" the orange human replied.
"Maybe in some messed up alternate reality but from where I come from, it's as real as it can get. Speaking of which, it's my time to show em the way!" Theory yelled before walking out, meeting up with his team on the way and getting himself prepared. His image was already on the big screen alongside merchandise and other generic ads strewn about this event. It was why he agreed to be trapped in that realm, for the hope of expanding the company's reach beyond their mere universe and now it was coming to fruition. Now if only his cue would come...
"Mmm, these cupcakes are amazing! You're getting real good at this, Yor. We should try muffins later, American obviously. Who even..." Pinkie Pie conversed, somehow broadcasted to the public which took her far too long to realize "Oh, has this been on all this time? Darn, sorry everyone! Anyway...".
"And for our next round, we'll welcome one of the main advertisers of this event! That's right, it's the guy on your cups and hats you bought at the merchandise store in front! Now, please make way for The Way himself, Austin Theory!" she announced, earning applause as loud and thunderous as the ones back at his home. He nearly shed a tear at this display, all those horrid monsters and weaponry wielding skillmasters he had to go through and now he could finally enjoy a good ol' match.
"And on the other side comes the hyperactive bundle of joy here to stand in your way. Please give a round applause to the cupcake killer herself... Me!" Pinkie Pie announced, instantly silencing the whole crowd. She disappeared in a burst of confetti before reappearing in the stage, much to everyone's shock. She quickly ripped off her suit, revealing the outfit Rarity had made for this occasion, followed by her tossing a cloud of sparkles above her. Expectedly, the crowd and her opponent is not amused.
"Oh, why do down? You have been touched by laughter..." Pinkie Pie said ominously before pressing her thumb to her right hand as if pressing a switch. A giant explosion soon followed, knocking Theory down and earning a gasp from the crowd, followed by applause except for one.
"Hey, that's my thing!" Kira yelled from the crowd though nobody heard him from the racket the crowd was creating.
Theory laid on the ground in both shock and disappointment, eventually getting up though not before exclaiming.
"Not again...".
"Don't worry, I've seen her go through worse. She'll be fine, most of us take hits like that weekly" the wrestler explained.
"I thought it's supposed to be fake. But yeah, she can take that" the orange human replied.
"Maybe in some messed up alternate reality but from where I come from, it's as real as it can get. Speaking of which, it's my time to show em the way!" Theory yelled before walking out, meeting up with his team on the way and getting himself prepared. His image was already on the big screen alongside merchandise and other generic ads strewn about this event. It was why he agreed to be trapped in that realm, for the hope of expanding the company's reach beyond their mere universe and now it was coming to fruition. Now if only his cue would come...
"Mmm, these cupcakes are amazing! You're getting real good at this, Yor. We should try muffins later, American obviously. Who even..." Pinkie Pie conversed, somehow broadcasted to the public which took her far too long to realize "Oh, has this been on all this time? Darn, sorry everyone! Anyway...".
"And for our next round, we'll welcome one of the main advertisers of this event! That's right, it's the guy on your cups and hats you bought at the merchandise store in front! Now, please make way for The Way himself, Austin Theory!" she announced, earning applause as loud and thunderous as the ones back at his home. He nearly shed a tear at this display, all those horrid monsters and weaponry wielding skillmasters he had to go through and now he could finally enjoy a good ol' match.
"And on the other side comes the hyperactive bundle of joy here to stand in your way. Please give a round applause to the cupcake killer herself... Me!" Pinkie Pie announced, instantly silencing the whole crowd. She disappeared in a burst of confetti before reappearing in the stage, much to everyone's shock. She quickly ripped off her suit, revealing the outfit Rarity had made for this occasion, followed by her tossing a cloud of sparkles above her. Expectedly, the crowd and her opponent is not amused.
"Oh, why do down? You have been touched by laughter..." Pinkie Pie said ominously before pressing her thumb to her right hand as if pressing a switch. A giant explosion soon followed, knocking Theory down and earning a gasp from the crowd, followed by applause except for one.
"Hey, that's my thing!" Kira yelled from the crowd though nobody heard him from the racket the crowd was creating.
Theory laid on the ground in both shock and disappointment, eventually getting up though not before exclaiming.
"Not again...".
- 9-A versions used
- Speed equalized
- Place Located in: Canterlot High Parking Lot
- Starting range: 10 meters
- Win via anything!!
- The Way : 0
- The Element of Laughter : 0
- Incon : 0
VS
