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Scottish Cyclops and Mistake-a-Nature : 0
Indistinguishable Japanese Mumbling : 7
Incon : 0
Scout has stock weapons
Demoman has a Half-Zatoichi, Tide Turner, and Stock Sticky Bomb Launcher
3 Shoguns are present
Fight takes place in the dynasty map, 20 meters apart
Indistinguishable Japanese Mumbling : 7
Incon : 0
Scout has stock weapons
Demoman has a Half-Zatoichi, Tide Turner, and Stock Sticky Bomb Launcher
3 Shoguns are present
Fight takes place in the dynasty map, 20 meters apart
"So good news is, all charges on Scout have been dropped. Bad news is, U.A has decided to re-schedule to an indefinite period of time. For now, please deal with the others on the list" said Miss Pauling through a phone.
"Aye, I'll do that" replied Demoman before turning towards his partner "You're lucky".
"Yeah yeah, at least for once it wasn't me" said Scout "So why are we here?".
"Swords, they make our swords" replied Tavish.
Soon, a number of wobblers appeared from the door, still wearing full gear. Their mumbling was incoherent but the translator picked up on it just fine. The two mercenaries were invited to view their weapons testing.
A few minutes later, the two viewed a single shogun holding a katana. The wobbler easily slashed through a glass bottle, not a single shard appearing before seemingly asking for more. "Ah, so that's why we need to bring bottles. Here!" said Demoman, offering one of his many empty bottles. The shoguns slashed through many of them with various swords, most of which were capable of cutting cleanly through glass. At some point however, they instead slashed an empty can of BONK!, indicating that they've somehow gotten ahold of Scout's bag.
"Aye, don't worry about it. They know not to cut weapons" said Tavish.
"Yeah, sure. We'll be fine. They're Japanese, they'll understand" replied Jeremy.
"Wait..." Demoman realized as a glass of milk was placed on the cutting table. In an instant it was slashed though for some reason, it didn't happen as cleanly as expected. Out of curiosity, the wobbler looked into the dripping glass, wondering if there was something solid inside. The shogun gasped in horror, his eyes instantly turning into Xs, unwilling to explain the truth.
It wasn't milk.
The other shoguns immediately turned on the two mercenaries. "You know what, I'm not even gonna try to explain this time" said Scout.
Good call, Scout
"Aye, I'll do that" replied Demoman before turning towards his partner "You're lucky".
"Yeah yeah, at least for once it wasn't me" said Scout "So why are we here?".
"Swords, they make our swords" replied Tavish.
Soon, a number of wobblers appeared from the door, still wearing full gear. Their mumbling was incoherent but the translator picked up on it just fine. The two mercenaries were invited to view their weapons testing.
A few minutes later, the two viewed a single shogun holding a katana. The wobbler easily slashed through a glass bottle, not a single shard appearing before seemingly asking for more. "Ah, so that's why we need to bring bottles. Here!" said Demoman, offering one of his many empty bottles. The shoguns slashed through many of them with various swords, most of which were capable of cutting cleanly through glass. At some point however, they instead slashed an empty can of BONK!, indicating that they've somehow gotten ahold of Scout's bag.
"Aye, don't worry about it. They know not to cut weapons" said Tavish.
"Yeah, sure. We'll be fine. They're Japanese, they'll understand" replied Jeremy.
"Wait..." Demoman realized as a glass of milk was placed on the cutting table. In an instant it was slashed though for some reason, it didn't happen as cleanly as expected. Out of curiosity, the wobbler looked into the dripping glass, wondering if there was something solid inside. The shogun gasped in horror, his eyes instantly turning into Xs, unwilling to explain the truth.
It wasn't milk.
The other shoguns immediately turned on the two mercenaries. "You know what, I'm not even gonna try to explain this time" said Scout.
Good call, Scout
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