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I don't dare lick my teeth to find out the answer. Instead, I proceed to pummel the man with punches over and over before crouching and shoving my left leg into his neck in an attempt to pry away from him.Hl3 or bust said:
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(RP) JoJo's Jolly Journey - Chapter 1 Part 1
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I quickly grab the side of the mans head and slam it into the floor
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"Can I borrow three and a half?"
"Sure bro, you don't have to pay me back, just tell Gloria Terihaj that her SON is smoking so much weed right now diuuuude, stupid BEEITCH"
"Sure bro, you don't have to pay me back, just tell Gloria Terihaj that her SON is smoking so much weed right now diuuuude, stupid BEEITCH"
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My head connects with the floor briefly before I pull myself away. I struggle as I stand up above the man before diving back down to him, grabbing his collar and slamming my skull into his nose.
After that I tug on his collar raising his head off the ground slightly before using my body weight to slam it back into the floor again.
After that I tug on his collar raising his head off the ground slightly before using my body weight to slam it back into the floor again.
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"Bro tha-ats genius" I say, delving into tears, Jesus **** the mood swings are setting in...Yobobojojo said:
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I manage to get out something than could vaguely be interpreted as "******* asshole" before i punch him full-force in the stomach and kicking his legs to throw myself out of the way
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"Bro tha-ats genius" I say, delving into tears, Jesus **** the mood swings are setting in...
"I jjustwanttobeaMAN?is thatsohard to ask?├À•├ùÔé¼{{Ô£ôjdiejebdosjd" I cry, delving further into tearful ineligibility
"I jjustwanttobeaMAN?is thatsohard to ask?├À•├ùÔé¼{{Ô£ôjdiejebdosjd" I cry, delving further into tearful ineligibility
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[I'm going to wait for Overlord now.]
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"I have like fivemorelighterddtndjdjr" I sonYobobojojo said:
"FUCKINGGLORIAYOUSTUPIDSHITHEAD" I SNAP, ascending from sadness into a fervently tearful rage
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[he's probably just abandoned this by now
and i wouldn't blame him]
and i wouldn't blame him]
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[DOESNT sound like Overlord tbh, besides if he does and this ends up dead, you can always join myyyyyy RP, don't worry , their is not a single Jayden or Jayden self insert in SIGHT]Hl3 or bust said:
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[i'm not taking chances]SwathingDegenera777 said:
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I take a lighter and apply it to my left hand
"HOWDOYOULIKETHISGLORIA? ARE YOU HAPPY? NOYIURFUCKINGNOTYOUSHITHEAD"
"HOWDOYOULIKETHISGLORIA? ARE YOU HAPPY? NOYIURFUCKINGNOTYOUSHITHEAD"
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[That'll be last post until they show up, I mean have school tomorrow but this takes precedent, when they get back this shit gonna be hype]Torlikoff said:
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As i stand up, i throw the can back, hitting the guy who threw it in the forehead
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[i still throw it back and hit you in the forehead
with something thats burning]
with something thats burning]
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My left hand catches fire, pain consumes the girth of which it entails, a crepitating blaze ensues
"ITBUUUUURNS" I say, I dig my teeth into it and sever my hand, throwing it at the trashcan
"ITBUUUUURNS" I say, I dig my teeth into it and sever my hand, throwing it at the trashcan
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[Sometimes, i try to think really hard at Torlikoff and ask him why he thought it was a good idea to tell Swathing about this website]
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[You can't catch three pounds of weed thrown at you because it's spreads out in the air. It's not a ball, it's flaming pieces]
[As someone who's actually thrown a ball of flaming weed into the air, I can confirm this is true, also don't ask, it was for a video that I was filming]
[As someone who's actually thrown a ball of flaming weed into the air, I can confirm this is true, also don't ask, it was for a video that I was filming]
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[ok, retcon time 2 i guess]
As i stand up, i spit at the guy who threw a cloud of something at me before sitting back down in a chair
As i stand up, i spit at the guy who threw a cloud of something at me before sitting back down in a chair
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The weed numbs my senses, and the pain ceases, besides the flames cauterized the wound
"I'mma listen to some ponpom"
"I'mma listen to some ponpom"
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"I'm going to stab at least one of you assholes."
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I say nothing as I continue to listen onward, wait kingdom by BAP is better, and so the song is Switched from ponpon to KINGDOM
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"man Scarlett Johanson would be SO much hotter if she had some biceps and a six pack amirite?" I say to myself quitely
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"THANKS YOU, also WE SINT FIVCTIONAL"Yobobojojo said:
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"DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE THINKS SCARLETT JOHANSONN WOULD BE HOTTER IF SHE HAD MUSCLES? I AINT TALKING LIKE THE THIN SHIT, IM TALKING FULL SIXPACK AND BICEPS LIKE MELONS"
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"I MEAN, JUST IMAGINE THE BULKINESS OF HER NEWFOUND GIRTH, THREAD PILED UPON THREAD, STRESSORS FERVENTMOST APPLIED UPON THEM, AND YET AS THRY ARE TO NEAR RUPTRATION, THEY RUPTURE NOT. thus is the true appeal of female muscle..."
