(RP) JoJo's Jolly Journey - Chapter 1 Part 1

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Don't be a mistake and I wont correct you." I throw back with little hesitation.
I sigh then sit up from my position, taking my legs off the table.

"Look, why don't you all just go home? I'm sure inviting you lot here was a mistake as well. I'll replace the money they offered you, okay?'

"I can feel the narccisism already."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

Without hesitation and while still staring at the ceiling, my legs resting on the table and my arms cmofortably around my head, I call out.
"Hey, annoying one. Sit down and shut the **** up. I don't want to hear another word from a mentally ill drama queen like yourself."

I immediately interject, "Oh, and don't make me repeat myself."

I glare at this man
"You must be a great help to....literally no one. Seriously, don't be a dick"

"Look man, I get that I might have not made the greatest first impression, but cut me some slack kay? It's not easy being beaten on a daily basis, well from my MOM anyway, broke my dad's back with a baseball bat, beeyatch cut up me whole arm, like CHECK this shit!"


I pull my sleeve to reveal a left arm littered with scars and knife lacerations

 

[ProfessorLord]

"Major, you have now been promoted to Captain!" I say in a mocking voice.

"Congratulations Captain Obvious! May you have a long and prosperous career."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"Major, you have now been promoted to Captain!" I say in a mocking voice.
"Congratulations Captain Obvious! May you have a long and prosperous career."

"Not sure if sarcastic or genuine praise..."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Major, you have now been promoted to Captain!" I say in a mocking voice.
"Congratulations Captain Obvious! May you have a long and prosperous career."

I laugh hartily for a moment

"I'm sure the amount of people who have your name written in red ink on their bucket-list is far too large to count."

 

[ProfessorLord]

I turn to the annoying person with the excuses.

"I said shut the **** up! Don't talk unless you've been asked!"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

I turn to the annoying person with the excuses.

"I said shut the **** up! Don't talk unless you've been asked!"

"Yeah, no. I would advise stopping."

 

[Torlikoff]

[I see. This is going well.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[I wouldn't be surprised if we've already been reported to the RVT]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

i can be heard tapping the table

"Can we just not? For just a ******* minute. An actual, physical minute you dipshit."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I turn to the annoying person with the excuses.
"I said shut the **** up! Don't talk unless you've been asked!"

I quiet up and cease my talking, sitting down square in my chair, ******* mom, have YOU experienced pain like I have? being cut on a DAILY basis? I mean probably, they're acting like enough of a dick to have experienced such shit [Note this isn't actually talking aloud, this is just mental rumination]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

i can be heard tapping the table

"Can we just not? For just a ******* minute. An actual, physical minute you dipshit."

"I agree with this person. This conversation holds no meaning."

 

[ProfessorLord]

i can be heard tapping the table
"Can we just not? For just a ******* minute. An actual, physical minute you dipshit."

"Let me guess, 7'5", right? You're one big guy, I'll give you that, but there's a reason you don't see people as tall as yourself in martial arts; your center of balance is higher meaning there is less effort required to tip you over."

I take my glasses off and stand up, tucking the end of it into my shirt pocket. I slam both my hands onto the table glaring at the man.

"I'll beat your ass if you talk to me like that again. No warning, just straight ass-beating."

 

[Torlikoff]

[I think he's trying to be Jotaro but even more of an asshole.]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I stand up, revealing myself to be just slightly taller than he had expected

"Can you just not be an asshole? This is entirely your decision."

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"All of you are clearly idiots. You're arguing over the stupidest things. It's about time for you to stop."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

All the while I sit there, visibly cowering, like this is borderline flash tier shit, for all I know I could vibrate into another universe... but shit like that aint real

 

[ProfessorLord]

I clench my jaw getting angrier, "Your calling me an asshole is that it? That's grounds for an ass-beating, so do me a favor and bring yourself over here."

My hands quickly adjust my shirt of any wrinkles.

"I don't got all day, so hurry it up!"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I slowly walk around the table and kick the man, full force, in his crotch from outside of his reach

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Yes, fight each other. I'm sure that is what these people wanted to occur. It's not like they would prefer people who haven't been injured in a fight."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

I get up from my chair and walk towards the nearest corner, sitting down as I mutter to myself "he's just like dad, jutslikedadjustlikedadJUSTLIKEDAD" I can beat his ass right? Oh wait no unlike dad he's ACTUALLY ******* TERRIFYING

 

[ProfessorLord]

The leg and foot take motion and connect with my crotch, but I stand there unmoved.

"Going for a dirty move like that, huh? Take a closer look, asshole!"

His tries to pull his foot back but to no avail. His foot is held in place by my thighs now, cushoning his blow and preventing him from escaping. I quickly follow up by hoisting his leg ontop of my shoulder, making him hop on his other leg to maintain balnance.

"I'm a state wrestling champion, you've got me ****** if you think you're going to win a fight like that."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

Ineedtocalmdowncalmdowncalmdown

From my left pocket I retrieve a nice ol blunt o weed, and I light it, inhaling the calming gases as they take the reigns upon my being.

Caaaaaaalm ..

 

[Torlikoff]

[Overlord control your players before they all just kil eachother.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"May I remind both of you that you're attempting to injure another person over nothing?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

The leg and foot take motion and connect with my crotch, but I stand there unmoved.
"Going for a dirty move like that, huh? Take a closer look, asshole!"

His tries to pull his foot back but to no avail. His foot is held in place by my thighs now, cushoning his blow and preventing him from escaping. I quickly follow up by hoisting his leg ontop of my shoulder, making him hop on his other leg to maintain balnance.

"I'm a state wrestling champion, you've got me ****** if you think you're going to win a fight like that."

I quickly punch the man in the stomach, making him flinch enough to get my leg back and stand back up, although i'm unsure as to how much it actually affected him

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

From my pocket I retrieve additional blunts, and I throw them onto the table from the corner I reside in, and for good measure I throw the lighter onto the table as well...

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"All of you lack strength, trust, and perception."

 

[ProfessorLord]

I raise his leg above my shoulder, forcing his punch to fall short while he inevitably turns around to catch himself once he hits the ground due to lack of flexibility.

I then proceed to yank on his leg and walk backwards, before giving his bottom a nice kick and charging forwards in an attempt to force him onto the ground.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I quickly grab a nearby chair and swing it around at the mans head, with his downward motion making it unavoidable

 

[Yobo_Blue]

I grab the lighter from the table. "I'll be borrowing this my friend."

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"yo dude that ain't fighting, wanna hit this tooooke? Fly on the clouds maaaaaan"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"yo dude that ain't fighting, wanna hit this tooooke? Fly on the clouds maaaaaan"

"What exactly do you have on you? Is it idiotic?"

 

[Torlikoff]

[Oh my lord I'm laughing so hard, what the hell happened?]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"Just some weed man, like pure unadulterated weed, hit a toke and gaze upon a field of muscular women, with biceps akin to melons, and six packs tighter than good. Hit the toke broooooo"

 

[ProfessorLord]

I quickly grab a nearby chair and swing it around at the mans head, with his downward motion making it unavoidable

[Assuming it is a folding chair]

The chair connects with my head, causing saliva to fly out my mouth. I hesitate for a moment, bu quickly drop the mans leg as he is on the floor.

"You're in a position where you can't use your weight over me."

I throw myself towards him like a spear, struggling to get on top of him in an attempt to deliver repeated blows to his face.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Just some weed man, like pure unadulterated weed, hit a toke and gaze upon a field of muscular women, with biceps akin to melons, and six packs tighter than good. Hit the toke broooooo"

"How much can you spare?"

Internally, I know I'm not going to smoke it, bu I know what I'm doing.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

A small amount of adrenaline kicks in as i punch the man in the face. I hear a small crack as i do so, but i'm unsure whether it's my fingernails or his teeth

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"Like 7 pounds in my left pocket"

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Like 7 pounds in my left pocket"

"Can I borrow three and a half?"