Paradox 6: Asterix and Obelix

[Rodri_"Dante"]

U KNOW WAT? MAYBE U NEED TO READ THE FIRST INTERMISION TO UNDER STAND Y I LIEK IT.

 

[Seol404]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

 

[Crabwhale]

U KNOW WAT? MAYBE U NEED TO READ THE FIRST INTERMISION TO UNDER STAND Y I LIEK IT.

I never said it didn't have effort put into it. Hell, it looks damn impressive even, but...over 8000 pages? Yeah, no, even I can't waste my life that much.

 

[Crabwhale]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Gotta give it to Dark, he might not be good for much, but when he gets shitposting, he reeeeeeeeeeeeeally gets shitposting.

Oh, and I also made this. Enjoy your nightmares.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

 

[Crabwhale]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

It was a joke. All my replies are jokes. I'm a joke. You're a joke. Everyone's a joke. Everything's a joke. DO YOU GET IT YET?

 

[Seol404]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

 

[Crabwhale]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Thanks, though please do NOT start this again. Cus, you know, we only got 47 messages left.

 

[Seol404]

Oh shit your right

 

[Seol404]

Wait what happens after we hit 500 replies?

 

[Crabwhale]

Shit, you know what? This is gonna sound really lame and all, but thinking back to all these threads, how it all started and how this is going to be the last one (for a while at least), it almost makes me feel...emotional...

 

[Yellowpig10]

Shit, you know what? This is gonna sound really lame and all, but thinking back to all these threads, how it all started and how this is going to be the last one (for a while at least), it almost makes me feel...emotional...

yeah me too,

 

[Yellowpig10]

these threads are true icons of shitposting, sort of like the next gen colossal quotes

 

[Seol404]

Shit, you know what? This is gonna sound really lame and all, but thinking back to all these threads, how it all started and how this is going to be the last one (for a while at least), it almost makes me feel...emotional...

Press F to pay respect

 

[Crabwhale]

these threads are true icons of shitposting, sort of like the next gen colossal quotes

Not quite, but they do represent something similar (to me at least). These threads are the first time since the Great Exodus (Alex, Tabbender etc leaving), that this community really feels (again, to me at least) like uniting to pour all our thoughts and jokes and memes into one single glorious shitposting saga that has reinvigorated the spirit of JBW: not just a place for shitty jokes or bad memes, overpowered godmodes or stupidly weak trashbags, but above all, a place of F U N.

 

[Crabwhale]

Wait what happens after we hit 500 replies?

We already explained: we can't post anymore messages.

 

[Seol404]

Wait what happens after we hit 500 replies?

We already explained: we can't post anymore messages.

I meant what do we do after this thread closes

 

[Crabwhale]

Wait what happens after we hit 500 replies?

We already explained: we can't post anymore messages.

I meant what do we do after this thread closes

There will be a spin-off series later down the line.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

AIM GOING TO SHARE TEH BEAST WEBCOMIC EVAR.

 

[Crabwhale]

Now, as I was saying:

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

I meant what do we do after this thread closes

U R ACTUALY SUPOSED TO CRI AS HARD AS U CAN OUT OFF EVERY ORIFFICE IN UR BODY.

 

[Crabwhale]

Now, as I was saying:

wtf did you just ripped my avatar off┬┐
No, it's supposed our fusion which went horribly wrong. More info here: Crabusewhoob

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

 

[Crabwhale]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

Yes, that's why it's a JOKE. We were comparing the power of Memetic T. rex. And if I remember correctly, you did the same thing with Movie Prime and G1 Prime.

 O O ' ___

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

Yes, that's why it's a JOKE. We were comparing the power of Memetic T. rex. And if I remember correctly, you did the same thing with Movie Prime and G1 Prime.

 O O ' ___

Yes, because the Kraken could just swat the T.rex with one of its tentacles because it's way bigger and has a much longer reach.

And yes, because Movie Prime would dodge every punch G1 Prime threw at him. Also, his Energon swords will do much much more than just scratch the robo-germs off G1 Prime's armor via a quantum electric generator with a max yield of one thousand degrees Celsius and a burn rate of five kilojoules per second. Or Movie Prime could just bring in Movie Grimlock and then bye bye G1 Prime since he could just chomp down on G1 Prime.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Well guys, we're nearing the end. Holy shit, feels like this shit has been going on forever. Don't regret that shit though, totally worth it. Honestly, this has been the best shit I've ever seen on this site. I really don't have much to say than thank you for all this weird shit. Wait, perhaps the true memes were the friendships we made along the way...

Anyways, I'll leave you with one more song

Despacito II-0

I think you will all agree that this masterpiece is most appropriate for the end of all this madness

 

[Yellowpig10]

Through the Tables and the Memes - A Visual Experience-2

no, THIS is how you end things off

 

[Crabwhale]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

Yes, that's why it's a JOKE. We were comparing the power of Memetic T. rex. And if I remember correctly, you did the same thing with Movie Prime and G1 Prime. O O

 ' ___

Yes, because the Kraken could just swat the T.rex with one of its tentacles because it's way bigger and has a much longer reach.
And yes, because Movie Prime would dodge every punch G1 Prime threw at him. Also, his Energon swords will do much much more than just scratch the robo-germs off G1 Prime's armor via a quantum electric generator with a max yield of one thousand degrees Celsius and a burn rate of five kilojoules per second. Or Movie Prime could just bring in Movie Grimlock and then bye bye G1 Prime since he could just chomp down on G1 Prime.

Right, suuuuuuuure, T. rex vs Kraken is so much less believeable than a Building Level stomping a Planet Level character. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Also, just as a side note, 5 kilojoules is actually not all that much energy at all.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

Yes, that's why it's a JOKE. We were comparing the power of Memetic T. rex. And if I remember correctly, you did the same thing with Movie Prime and G1 Prime. O O '

 ___

Yes, because the Kraken could just swat the T.rex with one of its tentacles because it's way bigger and has a much longer reach.
And yes, because Movie Prime would dodge every punch G1 Prime threw at him. Also, his Energon swords will do much much more than just scratch the robo-germs off G1 Prime's armor via a quantum electric generator with a max yield of one thousand degrees Celsius and a burn rate of five kilojoules per second. Or Movie Prime could just bring in Movie Grimlock and then bye bye G1 Prime since he could just chomp down on G1 Prime.

Right, suuuuuuuure, T. rex vs Kraken is so much less believeable than a Building Level stomping a Planet Level character. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Also, just as a side note, 5 kilojoules is actually not all that much energy at all.

are you guys really gonna end this awesome shitpost series with an arguement about a t rex fighting a kraken?

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

Yes, that's why it's a JOKE. We were comparing the power of Memetic T. rex. And if I remember correctly, you did the same thing with Movie Prime and G1 Prime. O O '

 ___

Yes, because the Kraken could just swat the T.rex with one of its tentacles because it's way bigger and has a much longer reach.
And yes, because Movie Prime would dodge every punch G1 Prime threw at him. Also, his Energon swords will do much much more than just scratch the robo-germs off G1 Prime's armor via a quantum electric generator with a max yield of one thousand degrees Celsius and a burn rate of five kilojoules per second. Or Movie Prime could just bring in Movie Grimlock and then bye bye G1 Prime since he could just chomp down on G1 Prime.

Right, suuuuuuuure, T. rex vs Kraken is so much less believeable than a Building Level stomping a Planet Level character. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Also, just as a side note, 5 kilojoules is actually not all that much energy at all.

No, it's actually more believable. The Kraken could just kill the T.rex with one of its tentacles since they bashed through stone buildings with ease.

Also, stop wanking G1. Movie could either just bring in Grimlock or weave around G1 cutting him down to pieces.

 

[Crabwhale]

Yeah, you know what? Sinestro is right. This thread deserves a better conclusion than that, and I have in mind the perfect thing

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

:O

 

[TheDarkSide857]

Holy shit I'm gone for a few hours and you've already made close to a hundred posts

Because Crabwhale believed that a T.rex could solo an Indominus Rex, Kraken, Iblis, lvl 40 Indominus, and a Godzillark.

Hes not wrong tho

Listen, we had some laughs and fun with your joke but now we must get serious. You can't honestly claim that a T.rex would even last an instantaneous moment in time against the KRAKEN. The Kraken's infinitely bigger, stronger, more durable, more versatile, superior in every way. And via the TWO Indominuses pinning the T.rex, the T.rex couldn't even move. There is literally no chance for the T.rex to win.

Yes, that's why it's a JOKE. We were comparing the power of Memetic T. rex. And if I remember correctly, you did the same thing with Movie Prime and G1 Prime. O O ' ___

Yes, because the Kraken could just swat the T.rex with one of its tentacles because it's way bigger and has a much longer reach.
And yes, because Movie Prime would dodge every punch G1 Prime threw at him. Also, his Energon swords will do much much more than just scratch the robo-germs off G1 Prime's armor via a quantum electric generator with a max yield of one thousand degrees Celsius and a burn rate of five kilojoules per second. Or Movie Prime could just bring in Movie Grimlock and then bye bye G1 Prime since he could just chomp down on G1 Prime.

Right, suuuuuuuure, T. rex vs Kraken is so much less believeable than a Building Level stomping a Planet Level character. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Also, just as a side note, 5 kilojoules is actually not all that much energy at all.

are you guys really gonna end this awesome shitpost series with an arguement about a t rex fighting a kraken?

"fighting"?

That's a HUGE overstatement. The Kraken could instantly kill the T.rex with one of its tentacles.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

U KNOW WAT? MAYBE U NEED TO READ THE FIRST INTERMISION TO UNDER STAND Y I LIEK IT.

I never said it didn't have effort put into it. Hell, it looks damn impressive even, but...over 8000 pages? Yeah, no, even I can't waste my life that much.

You are weak, I've already done it.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

U KNOW WAT? MAYBE U NEED TO READ THE FIRST INTERMISION TO UNDER STAND Y I LIEK IT.

I never said it didn't have effort put into it. Hell, it looks damn impressive even, but...over 8000 pages? Yeah, no, even I can't waste my life that much.

You are weak, I've already done it.

Then you're not human.

 

[Crabwhale]

:O

I can neither confirm nor deny that. However, you do understand that I will steal the shit out of that picture, right?

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Then you're not human.

 

[Seol404]

Through the Tables and the Memes - A Visual Experience-2

no, THIS is how you end things off

This is still the greatest masterpiece of Meme Music

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

:O

I can neither confirm nor deny that. However, you do understand that I will steal the shit out of that picture, right?
Don't be so self-conscious, Seacreatureamalgamation. You look beautiful (No homo)

 

[Seol404]

Emotional Titanic Flute (EAR RAPE)