Paradox 5: Maximum Overdrive

[Seol404]

Yes

 

[Seol404]

Did you get that description from Pyro?

 

[Crabwhale]

Duh. Our lesbian overlord is THE expert on Despacito.

Though, I already knew that the name meant Slowly before that, so I presumed as much even before Pyro commented on it.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

So does anybody actually know the english lyrics of Despacito other than me

I actually speak spanish, which makes the song 101% worse for me.

 

[Crabwhale]

So does anybody actually know the english lyrics of Despacito other than me

I actually speak spanish, which makes the song 101% worse for me.

Yeah, considering the sheer annoyance we non-speakers get at this point, I don't even wanna imagine how grating the song would get if you actually knew what they were talking about.

 

[Seol404]

So does anybody actually know the english lyrics of Despacito other than me

I actually speak spanish, which makes the song 101% worse for me.

Yeah, considering the sheer annoyance we non-speakers get at this point, I don't even wanna imagine how grating the song would get if you actually knew what they were talking about.

I agree with this, sometimes I have no idea what english songs are about

 

[Crabwhale]

I think that tends to happen regardless. Hell, I know that I know English better than my mother tongue and yet I still sometimes have to look up lyric videos to figure out what they're saying. Hell, even songs I really like.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Has anyone else considered that after being exposed to all these memes, exestensial debates, and...weird shit, that we have ascended to a plane beyond the existence of those within our respective environments, and become "enlightened" in contrast? I propose a secret society. Post a shitty meme for your next comment to agree.

Also, society name contest

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

 

[Crabwhale]

Has anyone else considered that after being exposed to all these memes, exestensial debates, and...weird shit, that we have ascended to a plane beyond the existence of those within our respective environments, and become "enlightened" in contrast? I propose a secret society. Post a shitty meme for your next comment to agree.
Also, society name contest

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

That's one member

 

[Crabwhale]

That's one member

I propose as a name the Official Association of Wankers (or OAOW for short).

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

That's two members

 

[Seol404]

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

With three members excluding myself, we are the fastest growing society on this wiki.

Well done team

 

[Seol404]

Wait, if I ascended beyond the intellegence capacity of the people in my enviornment, does that mean I ascended past the intellegence of one of the most highly educated countries in the world where the average IQ is 106? damn.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

As a member of the OAOW, your intelligence is so high, that mere numbers cannot express it anymore. Next to you, all your family and friends are primitive and base animals, the way they might look at monkeys.

 

[Seol404]

Before there was Despacito 2.......There was Gangnam Style 2

 

[Crabwhale]

Before there was Despacito 2.......There was Gangnam Style 2

And before either of them, there was this.


Crazy Frog - Axel F

Shit, anyone remember him?

 

[Uselessnoob245]

Before there was Despacito 2.......There was Gangnam Style 2

And before either of them, there was this.

Crazy Frog - Axel F

Shit, anyone remember him?

No not the dead jokes, uggghghghgh

 

[Seol404]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

 

[Seol404]

Before there was Despacito 2.......There was Gangnam Style 2

And before either of them, there was this.

Crazy Frog - Axel F

Shit, anyone remember him?

I think someone forgot to add his bike

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

The Annoying thing is beyond the concept of bikes.

****, this wiki is infecting me.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Before there was Despacito 2.......There was Gangnam Style 2

And before either of them, there was this.

Crazy Frog - Axel F

Shit, anyone remember him?

No not the dead jokes, uggghghghgh
As a lower intelligence being, you wouldn't understand. Anything we, the OAOW, say or do, is the height of intellect. In other words .

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Before there was Despacito 2.......There was Gangnam Style 2

And before either of them, there was this.

Crazy Frog - Axel F

Shit, anyone remember him?

No not the dead jokes, uggghghghgh

As a lower intelligence being, you wouldn't understand. Anything we, the OAOW, say or do, is the height of intellect. In other words .

Who dares to question my intelligence
No questions are needed when you already have the answers. And the answer is that you are not a member of the OAOW, and thus, unenlightened.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

''Hands do not exist in my reality''

 

[Crabwhale]

Hands do not exist in my reality

It's ok, you have tentacles, that's all that matters.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Common sense does not exist within me.

 

[Crabwhale]

My philosophy in life is very simple: if I cannot consume it at some point, it is of no worth to me.

 

[Crabwhale]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

Like, legit favorite? Probably this:


Michael Jackson - Beat It (Official Video)

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

Like, legit favorite? Probably this:

Michael Jackson - Beat It (Official Video)

Do you even have a meat?

 

[Crabwhale]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

Like, legit favorite? Probably this:

Michael Jackson - Beat It (Official Video)

Do you even have a meat?
Wat

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Oh, I should probably use my Anthem of USSR favourite song

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,

Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!

Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin veliky nam put' ozaril:
Nas vyrastil Stalin ― na vernost' narodu,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Schast'ya narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
My armiyu nashu rastili v srazhen'yakh,
Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetyom!
My v bitvakh reshayem sud'bu pokoleny,
My k slave Otchiznu svoyu povedyom!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Slavy narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
I suggest you nigels get to posting the lyrics to the one true song before I banish you to The Real Gulag

 

[Crabwhale]

Oh, I should probably use my Anthem of USSR favourite song
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,

Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!

Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin veliky nam put' ozaril:
Nas vyrastil Stalin ― na vernost' narodu,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Schast'ya narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
My armiyu nashu rastili v srazhen'yakh,
Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetyom!
My v bitvakh reshayem sud'bu pokoleny,
My k slave Otchiznu svoyu povedyom!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Slavy narodov nadyozhny oplot!
Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
I suggest you nigels get to posting the lyrics to the one true song before I banish you to The Real Gulag

Never! Face the Eternal Al:


"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid

Behold, JBW's national anthem!

 

[MaxForward]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD -Scatman Joh

 

[Uselessnoob245]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

Parents destroying kids electronics compilation 2018-0

My Favorite Music Video, this is MUSIC in my reality

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

'u'

 

[Crabwhale]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

'u'

...https://youtu.be/TLNCjwZc8JA...

 

[Seol404]

Everybody post their favorite Music Video, because I said so

'u'

Thats beutiful

 

[Seol404]

Congrats to Crabwhale for actually taking my question seriously, I think all the other users thought I was joking, oh, and heres my favorite Music Video btw


AOA - ýé¼Ù┐Éýé¼Ù┐É(Like a Cat) Music Video