One bald man tries to kill another bald man.

[AquaWaifu]

Agent 47 vs Saitama.


47's newest mission is taking out the hero "Caped Baldy", aka "Saitama"

He has full knowledge on him (except for the fact that Saitama is actually basically a physical god.)

Saitama knows nothing about him and in fact is not even in a fight with him (He has a memory seeing some guy with a weird barcode tattoo on the back of his head at an earlier point)


Saitama is at a hot spring spa courtesy of the Hero Association with most of the S-Class. 47 has begun his mission disguised as a worker he knocked out at the establishment.


How hilariously bad will this go for 47?

 

[Ryukama]

Your title was "One man tries to kill another bald man." so I fixed it to "One ''bald'' man tries to kill another bald man." ovo

 

[AquaWaifu]

thanks, I hated that once i realized I forgot to add in "bald"

 

[Golden_Void]

Saitama blinks

 

[Dziga]

I'll use my wanked Agent 47 and say he can prepare to any threat he faces.

 

[DMUA]

47 would fire a bullet at Saitama's head from a distance, and then find out he's completely immune to bullets.

 

[AquaWaifu]

47 would fire a bullet at Saitama's head from a distance, and then find out he's completely immune to bullets.

bithc.....please 47 would go for an acciental kill, silent assassin style...his reputation is "go in and kill eithout even being noticed or even that it was a murder at alll.


Also why does NO one recognize the bald guy with a LITERAL fairly uncommon tattoo on the back of his head?

 

[Theglassman12]

Agent 47 wins because he knows karate.

 

[Legion350]

47 uses Alien bullets to kill Saitama.

 

[AquaWaifu]

uhh no Saitama wins cause he can see the tattoo on 47 being really out of place.


"Hey, are you trying to mug me?"

 

[PostmodernD]

Agent 47 prepares a bowl of free ramen and sets it next to rent money. Both the ramen and money are laced with a myriad of poisons. Saitima dies a slow death.

 

[AquaWaifu]

ahh but you forget Pig God would likely be there, and most likely would smell it or just eat by accident and since has eaten poison before and came out no worse for wear 47's plan would fail

 

[Abscoolguy]

47 uses Alien bullets to kill Saitama

1:47 doesnt use bullets that much

2:saitima is immue to bullets

 

[LaGoneCarat]

47 saw he had his chancel. He came out of the closet, sneaked up behind Saitama with a poison synergy and Nnd nnd, ehd ehh nehhje enff-infected him.

But then Genos came back in! (exclamation point). he started to take out his unfold able arms mode because he couldn't bring his Lock to the spring spa.

But he took too long, and 47 was able to shield him. Then he threw the robor out a window where he died accidently and took the arms because it looked cool

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

47 chokes Saitama, cuz as we all know Saitama needs breathe