Kirby vs SCP-871

[DMUA]

As in, the cake doesn't exist anymore, the next day, it exists.

Well, the cake hasn't a soul, so is it still Mid Godly?

Yeah. Because you have no Consciousness or Soul to regen from. You have just a load of nothing.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Also, SCP-871 having resistance to BFR is a no-no. Even the Mid-Godly is.

If Kirby BFRs, 871 is gone because there will be no flat surfaces to regen

Kirby bfring 971 to his stomach would qualify as eating

 

[Kepekley23]

871 has to appear next to a flat surface. If there are none, it can't regen

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Do it regenerates back on the original place it was on like it always does

 

[Kepekley23]

Also, it eventually collapses into a black hole due to the concentrated mass in a single area. So it can no longer grow.

lol

 

[WeeklyBattles]

And how long would that take? Because it would just start spawning exponentially more black holes if that's the case

 

[Niarobi_(Formerly_Hadou)]

I still don't understand why Kirby can't just send the cake to his stomach. Or Transmute it. Or become a similar cake by copying it. Kirby even has similar Regen, assuming the cake has Mid-Godly for performing Regen from nothing feats and lacking a mind or a soul, Kirby can Regen from nothing. Kirby can become this cake.

-; I need to stop.
I say Kirby wins for the several reasons stated above.

 

[Kepekley23]

Uh, no. That's impossible.

Once 871 collapses into a black hole, the black hole will effectively contain it for billions of years, since the cake will just keep adding mass to it (10 grams) until it reaches the size of universe. On the mean time, the black hole's lifespan ends though, erasing 871 from existence since the remnants are trapped inside it.

 

[Kaltias]

Let's be real, in character Kirby would purposefully avoid winning so he can eat cake forever. ovo

 

[Kepekley23]

tl;dr: Kirby outlasts.

Also, Kirby FRA.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Uh, no. That's impossible.
Once 871 collapses into a black hole, the black hole will effectively contain it for billions of years, since the cake will just keep adding mass to it (10 grams) until it reaches the size of universe. On the mean time, the black hole's lifespan ends though, erasing 871 from existence since the remnants are trapped inside it.

No, it would be adding however much mass it was before it became a black hole because nothing would have eaten it to reduce its mass

 

[FateAlbane]

>>> "Transmutation equals damage."


...

 

[FateAlbane]

By the same logic literally every hax in existence can be regenerated from/translates to damage as they're all changing the natural form of the target in one way or another.

 

[Kepekley23]

eae fate kkkk

Yeah, it doesn't.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Yes, transmuting is damage in this instance as it makes the cake not a cake anymore, which triggers its duplication to make another

 

[Kepekley23]

it doesn't regen because the page doesn't say that

 

[FateAlbane]

Yeah, no. It's changing the form.

That's not punching or damaging it in any way whatsoever as much as it's using hax to transform it.

Calling that "damage" is quite the stretch.

And since I'm not buying that stretch, Kirby FRA.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

If it's not a cake, it will make make a new cake

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Yeah, no. It's changing the form.
That's not punching or damaging it in any way whatsoever as much as it's using hax to transform it.

Calling that "damage" is quite the stretch.

And since I'm not buying that stretch, Kirby FRA.

Changing the form = damage in this instance

 

[FateAlbane]

Otherwise even stuff such as people with a certain level of Regen regenerating from, say, being turned to stone becomes something. Which it isn't. Transmutation is one of those haxes that affect people without outright causing damage.

 

[Kepekley23]

Except 871 is one of my favorite skips and i'm 100% sure its page doesn't say that at all.

 

[Eficiente]

Changing vote to Inconclusive for now.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Otherwise even stuff such as people with a certain level of Regen regenerating from, say, being turned to stone becomes something. Which it isn't. Transmutation is one of those haxes that affect people without outright causing damage.

In this case its different, transmuting = damage for 871

 

[Kepekley23]

You're gonna need to provide proof to support your claim.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-871
When any instance of SCP-871 is consumed by a human or a collection of humans, it is replaced approximately 24 hours afterward with a similar cake. This cake will appear on a flat surface in the vicinity of the location where the previous instance was eaten. If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance.

 

[Kaltias]

Where does it say that because your quote doesn't mention transmutation

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Where does it say that because your quote doesn't mention Transmutation

anything that makes it not a cake will trigger a replacement

 

[Kepekley23]

Where in that wall of text does it say it can't be transmutated?

 

[FateAlbane]

And that's why I'm saying it is a stretch.

Transmutation does not damage. It's a form of incapacitation.

Regen doesn't restore something that didn't take any actual damage to begin with.

The cake will still be there, just transformed into whatever else.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

And that's why I'm saying it is a stretch.
Transmutation does not damage. It's a form of incapacitation.

Regen doesn't restore something that didn't take any actual damage to begin with.

The cake will still be there, just transformed into whatever else.

Because its not conventional Regenerationn

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Where in that wall of text does it say it can't be transmutated?

If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human

Making it not a cake by transmuting it will cause it to replace itself

 

[Kepekley23]

Damaging it = \ = Making it not a cake

 

[FateAlbane]

The point is that there's nothing for the cake to be regenerating from.

Unless it has feats of coming back from transmutation, saying it will anyways based on that "any means" stuff is textbook definition of NLF.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

The point is that there's nothing for the cake to be regenerating from.
Unless it has feats of coming back from transmutation, saying it will anyways based on that "any means" stuff is textbook definition of NLF.

It doesnt regenerate from anything in the first place, it just makes duplicates

 

[Kaltias]

The thing is that saying "nothing works except this" (being eaten) is textbook NLF

Edit:Ninja'd

 

[Kepekley23]

871 won't duplicate.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

It will

 

[FateAlbane]

Cake has no feats of coming back after being transmutated.

Therefore we have no reasons to think it will keep functioning as it should once it gets transmutated into something else (like every other character who gets transmutated and loses their powers as a result since they don't have resistance).

Hence, Kirby wins.

 

[Kaltias]

It doesnt regenerate from anything in the first place, it just makes duplicates

The quote doesn't say that tho

 

[Kepekley23]

'''Please''' provide proof of this happening.