“Killing People is our specialty.” (The Status Quo vs. The Immediate Murder Professionals)

[HonestlyBored24]

Da Roolz
Speed is unequalized.
All are in-character, and start 100 meters away.
The battle takes place in MC’s Nevada.
Base Hank and Base Deimos are being used, and both teams have prior knowledge of the other side.

Da Vouts
“LET THE MADNESS CONSUME YOU”:

Scales to this; 0.30 Tons of TNT​

Scales to this; Mach 10.13​

Scales to this; 36.25 Metric Tons​

Scales to this; 7.97 Tons of TNT​

“When you want somebody gone, and you don’t wanna wait too long…”:

Scales to this; 2.62 Tons of TNT​

Scales to this; Mach 9.05​

Scales to this and this; 101.97 Metric Tons to 1156.36 Metric Tons​

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Da Fakts
The I.M.P have a 8.79x advantage in Attack Potency, I guess??? (MC scaling chain is weird as ____ man)
The S.Q have a 1.13x advantage in Speed.
The I.M.P have a 2.81x to 31.90x advantage in Lifting Strength.
The S.Q have a 3.04x advantage in Durability.

 

[ShionAH]

Based asf matchup, I LOVE THIS

Sadly Helluva boss profiles suck I need to fix em lol

 

[Comiphorous]

Based asf matchup, I LOVE THIS

Sadly Helluva boss profiles suck I need to fix em lol

It's okay MC profiles suck too.

Anyways, what does IMP start with?

 

[HonestlyBored24]

It's okay MC profiles suck too.

Anyways, what does IMP start with?

Pumping the MC dudes full of lead, I’m pretty sure.

 

[ShionAH]

Anyways, what does IMP start with?

Generally they try to just assasinate from a distance, letting Moxxie do his thing

 

[Comiphorous]

Generally they try to just assasinate from a distance, letting Moxxie do his thing

Considering all three of them have endless feats of dodging sniper fire, im gonna go on a limb here and say they dodge and start chasing the three immediately.

 

[ShionAH]

Considering all three of them have endless feats of dodging sniper fire, im gonna go on a limb here and say they dodge

Tbh Helluva Boss characters also can dodge gun fire but iirc generally Moxxies sniper is not something the characters can dodge. I need to recheck that sinceI dont remember well

and start chasing the three immediately.

Alr, if they come at them Blitz and Millie will go head on using anything at their disposal ranging from all sorts of guns to bombs to Millies battle axe which can tank cut through high technology missiles and etc. I gotta ask OP is Loona included?

 

[koopa3144]

Anyways, what does IMP start with?

They don't really have any real staring moves iirc, besides shooting and using whatever weapons they have.

 

[MintyBoi1]

Hank is super skilled, do any of the IMP guys have feats on his level? He can take down hordes of guards easily. If it’s about who lands more shots, he and the others should have good odds.

 

[ShionAH]

do any of the IMP guys have feats on his level?

All the IMPs were able to take out an entire building and basically an army of trained agents (though they were limited to japenese old weapons)

Millie herself took out an entire ceremony of mafia members

They also defeated Cherubs even though Cherubs had extremely high technology battle armours DESIGNED to counter and defeat I.M.P. They did this without Blitz

Edit: Blitz also killed many mafia members while Fizz was causing trouble for him and while he was also specifically protecting him which was causing him to lose focus

 

[HonestlyBored24]

I gotta ask OP is Loona included?

As of right now, no.

 

[Comiphorous]

All the IMPs were able to take out an entire building and basically an army of trained agents (though they were limited to japenese old weapons)

Everyone in status Quo was able to very easily defeat the army of Nexus Core, who were all trained using the memories and the soul of a single person who was able to fight endless waves of harder and and harder enemies who are physically superior to them, being able to completely gore them in some cases.

The AAHW have the same technology for their soldiers to be instantly trained like the Nexus Core, which status Quo have been able to fight both factions at the same time.

Hank himself is able to fight off Mag Agents and defeat them bare handed, despite them being the physically strongest thing to ever exist in Nevada.

Sanford is able to do all of the above, while being tried to be mind controlled by the auditor.

 

[SJG13673]

All good and dandy, but aren't imps too durable for Madcom dudes to harm? 8 times above the AP is enough to one shot and in that case to tank it too, I think

 

[HonestlyBored24]

All good and dandy, but aren't imps too durable for Madcom dudes to harm? 8 times above the AP is enough to one shot and in that case to tank it too, I think

Most of the SQ’s weapons can harm people way stronger than they are physically, so that should help bridge the AP gap a little bit. (I think, again, MC scaling chain wack)

 

[Comiphorous]

All good and dandy, but aren't imps too durable for Madcom dudes to harm? 8 times above the AP is enough to one shot and in that case to tank it too, I think

Technically an incap, IMP won’t be able to kill Hank in the near future. (He’s got a CRT up rn which is giving him low-godly)

 

[ShionAH]

Technically an incap, IMP won’t be able to kill Hank in the near future. (He’s got a CRT up rn which is giving him low-godly)

Actually after the revisions Angelic weapons will get Low Godly Negation so technically if the OP gives them that they can win

 

[Comiphorous]

Actually after the revisions Angelic weapons will get Low Godly Negation so technically if the OP gives them that they can win

Do Angelic Weapons have multiversal range? if not, they don't have the range to actually negate him returning from his several souls in the other place

not in the CRT since it'll be tackled later on so not exactly relevant nor is it even usable in the slightest due to it not being discussed very much, but might aswell mention it now, in the future Hank's immortality might get protected by a Tier 1 character anyways if they do have multiversal range.

 

[ShionAH]

Angelic Steel erases your soul completely and stops your resurrection in anyway, its complete negation I dont think it needs range. Since it just doesnt activate resurrection

Tier 1 Immortality is just crazy I cannot argue against that

 

[Comiphorous]

Angelic Steel erases your soul completely and stops your resurrection in anyway, its complete negation I dont think it needs range. Since it just doesnt activate resurrection

See thats the problem, can angelic weapon reach his soul? His soul would go to The Other Place, (and his other souls stay here aswell) which you need Low Multiversal range to reach.

I have no idea how negating resurrection on someone who's resurrection is not dependent on themselves for it would function. would IMP need to go find the third party and kill him instead of Hank to stop him from popping back up?

 

[SJG13673]

See thats the problem, can angelic weapon reach his soul? His soul would go to The Other Place, which you need (as of right now) Low Multiversal range to reach.

I have no idea how negating resurrection on someone who's resurrection is not dependent on themselves for it would function. would IMP need to go find the third party and kill him instead of Hank to stop him from popping back up?

Point is, can the soul escape his body before being destroyed?

 

[Comiphorous]

Point is, can the soul escape his body before being destroyed?

I mean... hank has been to Hell and The Other Place, which both of those places destroy their souls overtime and neither times have really bothered him all too much. (this might be pushing it a little bit tho, imo)

and even if it does destroy his soul, that doesn't stop him from returning again from another soul which he has. That also assumes they'd ever kill him with those weapons. Hank has about a hundred feats of not being able to be touched by bullets or blades from being attacked from all angles. He could pretty handily fight all three of them alone if he wanted to (and could probably win if he wasn't ****** by that giant stat gap)

 

[ShionAH]

Angelic Weapons just like dont activate ressurrection, so like you have to argue it wont stop Hanks ability and then argue it would be able to escape the conceptual (type 3) soul erasure it (will have) has

Anyways I dont think the skill gap is that huge, but I cannot say much since I didnt get any scans. The difference in stats make this really even in my opinion

 

[Eden_Warlock99]

I don't recall I.M.P ever using angelic weapons tho

 

[ShionAH]

I don't recall I.M.P ever using angelic weapons tho

Mox stole one from Striker, though Id guess it would be an optional equipment

 

[Comiphorous]

Angelic Weapons just like dont activate ressurrection, so like you have to argue it wont stop Hanks ability and then argue it would be able to escape the conceptual (type 3) soul erasure it (will have) has

Thats the thing, it's not hank's ability, he's being brought back to life by a third party without his input. so you'd need to prove Angelic Weapon would even affect this third party resurrection method. The Auditor wasn't capable of stopping it with his abilities for a bit, and that MF is able to affect Tier 1 beings.

and yes soul erasure isn't a problem for him. he has several souls which allow him to come back even if the soul he had was erased.

Anyways I dont think the skill gap is that huge, but I cannot say much since I didnt get any scans. The difference in stats make this really even in my opinion

Lemme put it like this.

Status Quo and IMP scale to the same feat; Soloing hundreds of enemies on their own with little effort.

the difference, is that Status Quo's enemies that they're very easily washing over and murdering scale to the exact same thing IMP scales to.

Nexus Core created the sleepwalker program, which allows them to quickly train soldiers using the memories of another person. they used the memories of Subject 1v02P_6, someone who was trained to be able to kill waves upon waves of enemies who could completely gore him if they got the chance.

Spoiler: Subject 1v02P_6's journal

"I made it past my 100th match today!

"I'm thrilled that they keep managing to patch me back together day after day. Such excellent advances in science - I don't even have any scars from the countless times I've been shot in the head!

"Anyhow, time to buy some weapons and do it all again. See ya tomorrow!"

(note that this wasn't before he was finished with the training for the sleepwalker program, and did more of this for an unknown amount of time before it was finished and used widely on all the Nexus Core and AAHW units)

And this is for the fodder they have very little difficulty with. Hank and Jebediah personally have fought on their own Sleepwalker Patients, who not only went through the above, but have been outfitted with tech that allow them to use the memories of Subject 1v02P_6 in real time to continue getting more skilled and powerful as they fight.

Hank, himself, is another beast. During the events of Nexus Core, Tricky the Clown was able to fight off Nexus Core (who have the training above), a cult, and a zombie horde all at the same time and by Sanford's word, had fun doing it. (looking for the dialogue he said this, difficult to find it)

Hank is able to fight off a casual tricky, and skill wise should be at the very least comparable. Sanford and Deimos were able to defeat Hank in combat, so they at the very least scale in skill aswell, albeit a little inferior.

 

[ShionAH]

I wanna note all the characters I.M.P fought are superior to them, since Imps are fodders

Anyways Idk whole about Madness Combat, but like that doesnt feel like its enough of a gap to say its a stomp? Do you atleast have a scan of them pulling this stuff so I can see it

 

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[ShionAH]

Okay Sinsmas dropped, it does give I.M.P some pretty nice stuff

Moxxie casually has miniguns and rocketlaunchers in his pockets, lol. Mills and Mox stole a bunch of Tier 7 weapons and Angelic Weapons, which would be in their standart equipment.

 

[Comiphorous]

hello chat sorry been busy.

Moxxie casually has miniguns and rocketlaunchers in his pockets, lol.

would you be surprised to learn all three of them can casually dodge stuff like this?

Mills and Mox stole a bunch of Tier 7 weapons and Angelic Weapons, which would be in their standart equipment.

I really doubt they need those to kill them, considering they're already one-shotting them with an 8x AP and durability advantage. (which is probably why this match can't happen unless you gave them dissonance weaponry, but that makes it a stomp for Status Quo)

seems like they get some fun stuff though.

 

[ShionAH]

seems like they get some fun stuff though.

Millie is confirmed pregnant so its 4v3, number advantage fr fr

Edit: So like is there anything else to discuss? IMP are much more powerful and deadly but Status Quo have a skill advantage, correct?

 

[Comiphorous]

Millie is confirmed pregnant so its 4v3, number advantage fr fr

Doc shows up and murks the unborn child. trust he seems like the type

 

[Comiphorous]

Edit: So like is there anything else to discuss? IMP are much more powerful and deadly but Status Quo have a skill advantage, correct?

IMP are more powerful, SQ have a skill advantage.

SQ cant really kill IMP due to the stat difference unless you gave them weaponry that'd literally make them all go insane and vaporize them from existence.

IMP can't really kill (mostly hank) SQ unless they get into arms reach of them since most of their guns are shut down by their Tac-Bar, but all three of them have resurrection that IMP would need to use angelic weaponry to stop (assuming the tier 1 god entity doesn't decide to show up and rewrite the plot for hank. but thats not accepted yet.)

 

[ShionAH]

You gave them weaponry that'd literally make them all go insane and vaporize them from existence.

What does that mean? Which weapon you mean

SQ unless they get into arms reach of them since most of their guns are shut down by their Tac-Bar.

Millie focuses in H2H and close combat, so maybe she could? Blitz would also help. I want to say its in character for Millie to abuse LS btw

 

[Comiphorous]

What does that mean? Which weapon you mean

Very very very briefly, Status Quo had access to "Dissonance Energy", and had weapons powered by it.

Dissonance Energy is a corrupting force from hell, which drives people insane, vaporizes them, and gives people Radiation poisoning that probably put chernobyl to shame among many other things.

Millie focuses in H2H and close combat, so maybe she could? Blitz would also help. I want to say its in character for Millie to abuse LS btw

Sanford is going to be getting Class M through rage power. his ass could fist fight Millie and fight back that LS.

too bad that 8x stat gap does **** that a little beyond the LS.