Kars vs Banjo & Kazooie

[TheArsenal1212]

This may be a stomp, but I really wanted to do it.



Kars had done it, he became the ultimate life form. Joseph Joestar was dead, Stroheim was dead, Lisa Lisa was dead and with her the last of the hamon tribe was dead. He spread his wings and let out a victory cry before hearing an unfamiliar sound. Suddenly an egg hits him square in the head and he staggers. Extremely angry he looks around for the culprit before seeing the iconic bear and bird walking out from the shadows

Banjo: "Kazooie! We don't even know if this guy works for Grunty yet"

Kazooie: "Banjo, he looks like a massive chicken crossed with some sort of hipster poser. Working with Grunty or not he needs to be destroyed"

Banjo gulps and gets ready to fight. Kars smirks and prepares himself.

Speed is =

Takes place where Joseph and Kars fight at the end of Part two, specifically where Kars dangles Lisa Lisa off the edge of the pole.

8-A Banjo in his first key and 8-A Kars obviously

Kars: 0

Banjo & Kazooie: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Banjo, he looks like a massive chicken crossed with some sort of hipster poser. Working with Grunty or not he needs to be destroyed"

Thank you!

 

[JiggyHunter11]

10/10 dialogue. But idk if Banjo has any ways to get past Kars regen.

 

[GyroNutz]

The verse gets upgraded and THIS is what I get?

Does Banjo start in his vehicles?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

The verse gets upgraded and THIS is what I get?

Don't worry. I'll give you better.

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

Starman would have been cooler

 

[GyroNutz]

10/10 dialogue. But idk if Banjo has any ways to get past Kars regen.

If Kars can be frozen, that's a wincon ig

 

[TheArsenal1212]

If Kars can be frozen, that's a wincon ig

He can IIRC

 

[JiggyHunter11]

The problem is that Kars regen if superior to Straizo's, with regenerated from being blown up to pieces by Joseph via grenades(Sounds familiar?). Banjo doesn't have any hax that can outright neg regen aside from NPI and he only did that when Gruntilda's soul was already out of her body.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

@JiggyHunter

Ice Eggs nope the regen. If anything ice is what beats Kars in the end

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Starman would have been cooler

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I can actually wanted to make The Starman vs Banjo and Kazooie when they were High 8-C

 

[TheArsenal1212]

First key Banjo BTW so no vehicles because less Nuts and Bolts the better

 

[Christian_Higdon]

First key Banjo BTW so no vehicles because less Nuts and Bolts the better

Jon, is that you?

 

[GyroNutz]

Copying from the other thread, Banjo scales to Gruntilda who accidently destroyed the Hag-1 with a single spell when weakened, the Hag-1 causing a mag 5 earthquake (477 tons). Granted, it was one of her stronger spells. Grenade eggs and kazooie's fire breath lets them hit a lot harder too. Kars' AP is, what, 200-ish tons? That means Kars can't really harm Banjo & Kazooie with ranged attacks, and it means B&K's own ranged attacks will blow parts of Kars off, letting them know about his regen.

What does Kars do? I see he has the absorbing touch thing which, coupled with Kars' skill, would be deadly if he gets in CQC range.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

The bear and bird start with egg attacks don't they?

Also does invulnerability nullify absorption ?

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Kars can basically use abilities of every living being that exists on earth. Using Ice on Kars likely wont work because he would just adjust his body stats to that of a creature that can resists low temperatures

 

[JiggyHunter11]

Kars is hundreds of times stronger than Joseph who's likely stronger than Jonathan who is at least 0.7 tons i guess.

 

[GyroNutz]

The bear and bird start with egg attacks don't they?
Also does invulnerability nullify absorption ?

Yeah, that or magic wrench (which is also very helpful).

The absorption is contact-based, so I'd assume so yeah

 

[GyroNutz]

Kars is hundreds of times stronger than Joseph who's likely stronger than Jonathan who is at least 0.7 tons i guess.

So taking hundreds of times to mean 200x, Kars is >> 140 tons?

 

[JiggyHunter11]

Something like that.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Kars can basically use abilities of every living being that exists on earth. Using Ice on Kars likely wont work because he would just adjust his body stats to that of a creature that can resists low temperatures

Depends on how cold the ice eggs are which we don't really know

Invulnerability beats the absorption anyway so.... Banjo could just do that I guess

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

The Eggs needs to be as cold as the vacuum of space to work on Kars

Kars can just use ranged attacks. He doesnt really leads with Absorption on this key

 

[GyroNutz]

Do we really treat Kars as a composite animal/organism here?

Also do Kars' ranged attacks do anything special?

 

[TheArsenal1212]

His ranged attacks can't beat the regen so no nothing special in this instance

 

[TriforcePower1]

I mean. That's literally what his power is.

He can shoot pieces of his body that can transform in any animal he wants (like Piranhas, for example)

 

[JiggyHunter11]

He has the power of every living being on earth but he only uses a few of these powers against Joseph though.

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Do we really treat Kars as a composite animal/organism here?
Also do Kars' ranged attacks do anything special?

He is a composite organism tho

Yes. He can shoot every animal projectile with 8-A potency, and every projectile can also transform into a different animal to attack the target

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Apart from possibly piranhas or something else it doesn't do much to the regen. Plus if Banjo & Kazooie gets attacked, invulnerability bypasses it

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

He has the power of every living being on earth but he only uses a few of these powers against Joseph though.

I mean, he died early. And he only tried to use Hamon that time because he wanted to make fun of Joseph when killing him

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

His ranged attacks can't beat the regen so no nothing special in this instance

Kars realizes about the regen and uses an animal power that bypasses, or even Hamon that negates dura

 

[GyroNutz]

Yes, but do we treat him as one? He definitely doesn't seem to have all the powers of a composite organism on his profile.

 

[GyroNutz]

Kars realizes about the regen and uses an animal power that bypasses, or even Hamon that negates dura

What animal power bypasses regen?

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Yes, but do we treat him as one? He definitely doesn't seem to have all the powers of a composite organism on his profile.

Ultimate Body Control: With the genetic information of every living thing on Earth running through his veins, Kars can transform parts of his body into any other organism and shapeshift as he chooses, picking and choosing any trait from the tree of life as he wishes. He can transform his limbs into animals, like hyper-aggressive, cannibalistic squirrels which are under his control, grow wings for flight, turn his feathers into protective scales without losing his ability to fly, and create a crustacean's shell and a heatproof layer of bubbles to shield himself from lava

 

[GyroNutz]

As he chooses. He wouldn't be able to think if he was a popsicle.

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

He was literally thinking normally when totally freezed by the vacuum of space

 

[JiggyHunter11]

That's true, he only stopped thinking after awhile.

 

[GyroNutz]

That's a vacuum, it takes longer to freeze over out in space despite the lower temperatures.

 

[TheArsenal1212]

Kars realizes about the regen and uses an animal power that bypasses, or even Hamon that negates dura

No animal bypasses that dura and even the organisms that do get noped by invulnerability

Hamon does work though

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

Couldn't an extremely strong poison be able to deal with Mid regen? Does Banjo/Kazooie resists poison?

 

[Oblivion_Of_The_Endless]

That's a vacuum, it takes longer to freeze over out in space despite the lower temperatures.

Uhhh its not like that. After totally freezed, he was still thinking