Journey to the Bazinga (CYOA): The ReStock

[Overlord775]

In the last episode of Journey to the Bazinga

The Omnigod of「 」has been unleashed upon the reality ! But the Tom Rangers have arose to oppose him with the power of the『The Grid』!

Our valient heroes have fought valiently, but the evil squirrel still stands after their mighty attacks, as it has now grown to collosal size and is attempting to gnaw creation as a whole !

Find out what happens next, NOW !

[4 won]
[4. Megazord !]

Tommy raises his left arm.
"DINO POWAAAH !"

Then from the recesses of a galactic supervulcano, from the cold depts of Pluto, from Tatoonie, from a random jungle, from the U.S.A. and finnally from the depts of the Spiral Sea, the Megazords rise and shine !

The Alpaca zord !
The Elephant zord !
The Tiger zord !
The Rhinoceros zord !
The Eagle zord !
And the Komodo Dragozord !

Then, the Zords activate their transformation sequance, the Alpaca forms the main body, while the Rhino and Tiger becoming the legs and the Elepahnt becomes the back and arms. Finall then the Eagle joins in to and becomes the pexs, as the Megazord is complete, it's size now comparable to that of the Omnigod of「 」because reasons, as the machine shoves him him away from creation.

The Tom Rangers are magically trasported in head of the the Megazord, as it then makes a dramatic pose while lighting strikes all around it.

Meanwhile the Dragonzord and the greed Tom Ranger just stand in the back, as the Megazord was requested, not the Mega Dragonzord, so nyeeh.

What will the Tom Rangers do now ?

1. Punch
2. g u n
3. Lazers
4. Make Dragonzord Sword
5. POSE
6. Phenomena Intervention

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

5.

 

[00potato]

6

 

[Overlord775]

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[Overlord775]

[bump]

 

[Overlord775]

(Bump)

 

[Overlord775]

(BUMP)

 

[Blahblah9755]

5

 

[DragonEmperor23]

4

 

[Overlord775]

[After a thousand, i can finally respond]

Option 5 wins !

The Tom Rangers use their combined power and focus it, the zord channeling their energy into it, their spirit become one as they unleash the ultimate tecnique,

Legs unit, head imposing and arms spread out, the Megazord ... T-POSES on The Omnigod of「 」!!!

The sheer display of dominace cause the being existance to impode, crash down, die, explode, be erased, collapse and die again in this precise order.

The squirell is obliterated so hard that it's non-existance stops existing, it is ripped apart across 17 virgillions levels of existance, it cease and desists so hard it gets retconned straight out of reality.

-∞/5000 神HP

IT IS ******' DED SON.

What will the Power Toms do now:

1. Victory Fanfare
2. Default Dance
3. F in chat
4. Add insult to injury
5. Phenomena Intervention

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

4

 

[DragonEmperor23]

2

 

[Blahblah9755]

1

 

[Overlord775]

[ohmy, seems we're quite a the vote conundrum]

 

[Blahblah9755]

Switch mine to 4 I guess

 

[Overlord775]

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[Another_Council]

4

 

[Overlord775]

[Option 4 wins !]

Deciding that what they did to the squirrel is not enough, the Power Toms will now mock it.

"HA, you suck !"

"Stinky !"

"Big Dummy !"

"Doo doo squirrel."

"You absoulte buffon !"

"Third rate squirrel with fourth rate attack !"

Then, the megazord T-Bags the location where the squirrel was.

Anyway, L 0 0 t time.

- 14^23 Bitcoins
-1 Error
-2 Nuts
-9001 chunks of 「 」
-0.4 wryyyy

Exp Gained: 4 Googol

Tom 3 leveled up !

Tom 3 wants to learn The Secret Spices

What will you do ?

1. Learn The Secret Spices
2. Do not learn The Secret Spices
3. Yesn't
4. Throw Tom 3 into a black hole for being a completly nuisance and slowing the plot
5. Skip
6. Phenomena Intervention

 

[Listentomyrhytm]

1

 

[Another_Council]

1

 

[Blahblah9755]

1

 

[DragonEmperor23]

1

 

[Overlord775]

[Number 1]

Tom learns The Secret Spices, the eleven material components of perfection.

As the knowledge of the ancients enter his cranium, Tom's achieves true nirvana enlightenment and unlocks his inner Self, his third eye opening, his mind expanding through the cosmos. He now understands the meaning of life, the universe and everything, he the 42 steps of the self to become one with the daos. the infinite chains of the flesh shatter from Tom, his spirit ascending material limitation and gains access to the ultimate reality.

Beyond space, beyond time, beyond the universal membranes that make up the structure of the multiversal brane, beyond the countless layers of twirling higher dimensions in their everlasting song, past the gates of eternity and infinity into the absoluteness and beyond yet still.

Meaning becomes meaningless, reality and fiction synonyms, the true and false just perspectives.

Before Tom lies an indescribable court, it's members alien beyond the concept of alien and incomprehensible to the human mind, beings beyond categories and classification, and above them and sitting on a high throne the commander, the one almighty, the one that rules over them with it's omnipotence as the core of chaos.

Tom, the spices ingrained in his very essence, is now a part of this court, the new member of ... Kentucky Fried Chicken

{KFC Ending}

 

[Overlord775]

Also, to all players, Thanks For playing !