Josuke hair insult quotes for different verses

[Stillwinston]

So I figured for a laugh why not do this. So if you've played Jojo All Star Battle or Eyes of Heaven you'll know about how Josuke has a move where he poses with his hair and his opponent insults it in one way or another. Was wondering what we could come up with. I wanna start lol

RWBY

Ruby Rose - "Umm....what's that thing on your head?!"

Weiss - "Fitting hair for a fool like you!"

Blake - "Pay attention to this fight, not that weird hair of yours."

Yang - "Your hair is so bad I can't think of a pun for it!"

Qrow - "Beat it kid, try looking in a mirror."

Ironwood - "This isn't a beauty parlour boy, its war."

Nora - "Your hair's gotta conduct real nice!"

Mercury - "I'm gonna kick that stupid hair into shape, thank me later."

Neo - *Draws blade.*

Roman - "Bet that hair was worth every cent."


Look forward to what people come up with here lol.

 

[Mr_John_West]

They all die with the DORA DORA DORA DORA combo

 

[Stillwinston]

Overwatch

Tracer - "Woah love, your hair's out there!"

Reaper - "Your hair is utter trash, that's all."

Reinhardt - "My word, a young man with such antique hair."

Soldier - "You punks and your stupid hair."

Genji - "I'll cut your hair into shape, don't worry."

Hanzo - "An arrow is aimed right into your hair, such a great target."

Doomfist - "In my world your stupid hair won't exist."

Brigitte - "I could engineer a special hat for your silly hair if you like it that much."

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

DIO: How many times have you been mocked for your hair?

 

[Numbersguy]

Star Wars:

-Palpatine: You ever heard the tragedy of Darth Bad Hairdo the Idiot?

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Clef: "That is genuinely the most disturbing thing i've ever seen in my entire career."

Kondraki: *slight fluttering of small wings*

Bright: *kills himself and screams from within 963*

 

[Stillwinston]

MHA

Deku - "Your hair's so crazy! Is that a part of your quirk?"

Bakugou - "I'm gonna blow your stupid hair off."

All Might - "I am here! Let's get you to a proper hairdresser."

Ochako - "Can your hair weigh you down?"

Tsuyu - "Ribbit! That hair is something."

Todoroki - "I can freeze your hair if you don't pay attention."

Ibara - "I will judge your choice of hairstyle......"

Stain - "You've got the worst hair I've ever seen on a hero."

All for one - "That thing on your head is utterly attrocius."

 

[The_Smashor]

Team Fortress 2

Scout: Get a haircut, Prince

Soldier: That hair is not AMERICAN! Go back to your coutry you wannabe!

Pyro: Hudduh Hudduh Huh! (and of course Josuke gets offended anyway)

Demoma: I've seen me own eye as a giant monster thing. I've literally turned every organ in me body into livers.That's more messed up than any o' it!

Heavy: Your hair is stupid. This is why I have none.

Engineer: That haircut is the square root of terrible, son.

Medic: I must see what you use to make your head swell like that.

Sniper: The world'll be a better place when I get that due out of it.

Spy: Perhaps I will cut that reched hair before I stab you in the back!

 

[Stillwinston]

Brill ones above there.

Right let's try this

Castlevania

Dracula: "What is a man? But a miserable taste in hair!"

Death: "Mortal your choice of hairstyle is disgusting!"

Simon: "The Belmont clan will never styletheir hair in such a manner!"

Leon Belmont: "So peculiar, is your hair okay lad?"

Alucard: "In all my time I've never seen a hairstyle so bizarre....."

Soma: "Your hair....it reminds me of something miserable....."

Aeon: "Such a style of hair is ill fitting for your era young one."

 

[TriforcePower1]

Mario: MAMMA MIA!

 

[MYHERO]

Hyde: Yeesh, I'm gonna erase that bird nest on your head with insulator.

Linne: Never in any of my several lives have I seen such atrocious hair.

Gordeau: With hair like that, I think you're just ripe for harvesting.

Vatsita: This human is an odyssey compared to others. Mystery, questions, and curiosity clouds my command system as to how a human can have checkerboard pattern hair.

Yuzuriha: Hahaha. I need to snap this with Felia Chan.

Merkava: Not even other voids I encountered has anything as unusual as your hair, and that's saying something.

Waldstein: I don't think I need to pound the essence of strength with you going around with hair like that. You're plenty strong enough, at least in your will.