John Taylor vs Reinhard (Do I really need to add a joke here)

[DMUA]

Simon Greene had too many drugs, so John is taking care of it.

Also King couldn't think of any matchups between "John Curbs" and "ABSOLUTELY BUTTFORK INSANE" so guess what we picked

Edit: Now with more insanity because John stomps Meth

Speed Equalized

9-B vs 5-B

Otherwise Standard Battle Assumptions

John Taylor:

Reinhard Heydrich:

Inconclusive

 

[Jinsye]

inb4 Drach vs. John

 

[DMUA]

Perhaps

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

I'm going to regret letting DMUA go through with this.

Right out the gate, unless Meth's mindhax has gotten worse since the last time I read a thread with him in it, mindhax is not going to work. John's resisted being in the presence of a chick who was made into the embodiment of every possible sexual desire (dont even ask...), and has also willed his way through psychic attacks from higher-dimensional Outsiders numerous times. One time, he even did it when he was attacked with his mental shields down, after being weakened severely by overuse of his gift.

He also has a lot of hax that Meth doesn't appear to resist, but I'll wait until someone comes to exclaim "what in the ****?!" defend the Masada character before I elaborate on all of that.

EDIT: Fixed. Don't even say anything.

 

[Wokistan]

Every desire includes Zach's desires, so it's a pretty good feat.

 

[Blackcurrant91]

lol^

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Every desire includes Zach's desires, so it's a pretty good feat.

Kelso Burn Compilatio

 

[DMUA]

I found out that John has a countermeasure to Meth's one other Hax in his trenchcoat, so I swapped to the obvious.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

You son of a *******--

[calms down]

You're not going to like me after this.

 

[DMUA]

You do realize telling me not to makes it more tempting

 

[Ultima_Reality]

Ok but why tho

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

>looks at OP

> "John stomps Meth"

We didn't even agree on that.

 

[DMUA]

I mean, in-between the "John's everything" and "John resists both mindhax and time Acceleration" I figured that was probably the case

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

You realize Meth has type 8 immortality that helps him survive a lot of ridiculous shit, right?

 

[DMUA]

That does not include BFR into a higher dimension or a ton of other ridiculous stuff John has the ability to make possible without killing him

Meanwhile Meth would have to take an actual amount of time to eat him in accumulated night power

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

At least let some other actual Masadaverse supporter say something about the matchup before you just throw John at the guy with the spear, would you?

 

[DMUA]

ABSOLUTELY

BUTTFORK

INSANE

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

I'm going to briefly walk away before I throw another television.

This is not over.

 

[Jinsye]

Poor King

First he didn't get invited to High 8-C tourney

Now this

 

[Blackcurrant91]

Wait, when did this change from Meth to Rein 0.o

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

When the OP forgot his self-preservation instincts.

 

[DMUA]

Man, I willingly shove my foot into things to stub my toe

You should know better then to apply such a petty concept as self preservation to me

 

[Kaltias]

Reinhard throws his 1-A immortality which negs most of John's stuff.

Then John BFRs and Rein says "Irrelevant range son"

Then he throws the 1-A spear.

This is a stomp