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John Fartattack vs Jotaro Kujo

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Player (Fart Attack) Vs Jotaro Kujo

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  • The battle takes place at day
  • John Fart has an infinite supply of cabbages and burritos
  • Jotaro's Stardust Crusaders key is being used
  • Speed Equalized
  • The battle takes place in Central Park, New York City
  • Both of them start 10 meters away.
John Fartattack: 0
Lifting strength meta: 6 (@Baken384, @Livinmeme, @Oblivion_Of_The_Endless, @MintyBoi1, @DRW001, @Unknownnah)
Inconclusive: 0
 
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My analysis for John Fartattack vs P3 Jotaro Kujo

Advantages for John Fartattack
- Deadly Fart Range via Infinite Cabbages: John Fartattack at his smallest is pretty weak, but due to infinite burritos, he can possibly go up to his largest size and release really large sized farts formed in a triangular area. This is what it looks like when John Fartattack releases around 1000 power

While quite deadly at first, there is a little time John Fartattack has to turn around and point his ass at Jotaro in order to release that Fart Attack, also the Burritos do not instantly give him 1000 power, he needs time to build up.
Another weakness is this Fart is only applicable to the front, if Jotaro is behind John Fartattack as he unleashed this power, he can be 10 centimeters away from John Fartattack and he'd still not be affected.
Another Weakness is the larger John Fartattack becomes, the slower he becomes, meaning he may struggle to catch up with Jotaro when he stockpiles too much power.

- Ultimate Danmaku via Infinite Cabbages: Similar to Infinite Burritos, this time its much more potent than Burritos because in Fart Attack, the SP Count is up to 200 and they gain 30 SP per cabbage, meaning its much more easier to spam special abilities. These Special Abilities are also more potent than base attacks as we can see later on.
This is where it gets tricky for Jotaro Kujo because there's like a shitton of abilities that can essentially keep Jotaro away at all times but I will be naming down the three abilities I think that would abuse this the most

First would be the Poonami, just imagine this giant attack, but spammed at a 2 or 3 second interval

That might be a tough thing for Jotaro to fight head on if 2 or 3 shitnamis are sent towards him, the best course of action is to use his Stand to leap out of the way. A weakness for this Poonami is, its pretty slow, The Poonami moves so slow that it gives Jotaro the chance to move out of the way. It only becomes truly deadly when there are two poopnamis in the way via John Fartattack's cabbage spam.

Second is the Poop Nuke as well, similar to Poonami, John Fart Attack can spam this attack in a few second intervals and we get a masterpiece like this.

A giant aoe sized fart nuke that is probably around 9-A? Star Platinum maybe be able to block it but aoe? Heard Chariot yap about how aoe may **** Jotaro (i just think star platinum can just cover him lol) but still, big aoe nukes is big dangerous.
Weakness of this however is, John Fart Attack needs a bit of time to actually set up the fart nukes, requiring to manually place it down the map and there would be a clear indicator where it would land, hell there is even a woosh sound as the Fart Nuke makes a landing onto the field, this can be used to Jotaro's advantage.

Lastly is the Fartnado, this can be spammed via the Infinite Cabbages and it looks like this.

While its aoe isn't as good as the Poop Nuke or the Poonami, what makes it deadly is its the fastest one in John Fartattack's arsenal of large scale abilities, capable of busting it out on a whim, shooting the fartnados in ways that would make it difficult for Jotaro to navigate the battlefield

- Some Neat Special Abilities: There are some neat abilities that should allow John Fartattack to be able to land direct hits on Jotaro, such as combining the Fartquake (Which temporarily incapacitates Jotaro in the air, leaving him open for John Fartattack to land a fart attack on him, or land a special ability on him like Fartnado, etc. There are abilities that will add to Jotaro's mental stack against the various abilities such as the Poopcano, while fighting John Fart Attack and his aoe barrages, he has to also dodge the spewing piles of shit from the poopcano. Another useful ability is Crop Duster, allowing John Fartattack to fly and retreat if needed to restock on supplies
The biggest thing in John Fart Attack's arsenal imo is Silent but Deadly, this is the ability that allows John Fartattack to go invisible, essentially John Fartattack can go Silent but Deadly and sneak up on Jotaro without him having Star Platinum cover him and one shot him with any fart ability. The cherry on top is, this ability provides John Fartattack with a movement buff, allowing him to cross the distance fast and efficient.

Advantages for P3 Jotaro Kujo
- Somewhat Mobile: This is probably the most important thing Jotaro has in this match up, being a bit Mobile with his Stand. We have seen Jotaro use his Stand to essentially fly him around Cairo when he fought DIO, his jumping power is so crazy that he can cross hundreds of meters in a single bound as seen in N'Doul fight (Granted he had Iggy's glider help). This mobility and jumping should help him drastically avoid many of the Poop Barrages on his way. In fact Jotaro is a hundred times more agile than John Fartattack let's be real, stuff like Cropduster or his UFO can be next to useless if Jotaro jumps towards him and beats him up.

- AP and Speed Advantage with Star Platinum: In a battle of CQC, between John Fartattack and Jotaro Kujo? Always bet on Jotaro, at that point it would essentially be a slaughter as Star Platinum blitzes (via dumb speed equal rules) and lands thousands of punches on John Fartattack. Star Platinum is like 2x stronger than John Fartattack's durability, he may be able to survive long periods of time maybe via the Gas Mask, but that damage from Star Platinum's machine gun blows will eventually stack on him. Also Jotaro has access to stat amps for his Stand like the classic Stand Rules (Closer the Stand is, the better it is).

- Precision: This is one thing that can go against John Fartattack's Silent but Deadly, is Star Platinum's precise eyesight. While it makes John Fartattack go invisible, the game explicitly states partial invisibility, you can argue that Star Platinum's precise eyesight is able to detect John Fartattack since this is the same guy that can precisely stop blood cell sized beings from entering his body.

- Time Stop: Probably the biggest crutch here for Jotaro, without it this will be a difficult battle, perhaps even more difficult than DIO, but with time stop that should lessen the blow, those 5 seconds should help Jotaro study/observe John Fart Attack's abilities and navigate around John Fartattack's poop aoes while getting closer. He can use it on reaction to various attacks like the possibility of a Poop Nuke to John Fartattack simply turning around to land his fart attack.

Conclusion:
Probably Jotaro Kujo with extreme difficulty, he is going up against a guy that can essentially spam aoe abilities like Shit Nuke, Fartnado and Poonami from 10 meters away from him. There is always the question how Stand users interacts with AOE attacks, like would Jotaro just die even if Star Platinum bodyblocks it, personally I just think Jotaro can literally have Star Platinum overlay itself on him as an armor (Like in the OVA or how in early part 3, SP was layered on Jotaro when he crashed to a door in the battle against Kakyoin), we will see how that works. A big disadvantage for John Fartattack is there will always be a slight delay in his attacks as his cabbages and burritos aren't special burritos or cabbages that essentially allows him to instantly use all of the abilities in his arsenal, Jotaro can use these delays in the attack to navigate and cross the distance with Star Platinum's jumping power, and if need be is able to stop time in close moments in order to avoid attacks himself.
 
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Baken384 said:
My analysis for John Fartattack vs P3 Jotaro Kujo

Advantages for John Fartattack
- Deadly Fart Range via Infinite Cabbages: John Fartattack at his smallest is pretty weak, but due to infinite burritos, he can possibly go up to his largest size and release really large sized farts formed in a triangular area. This is what it looks like when John Fartattack releases around 1000 power

While quite deadly at first, there is a little time John Fartattack has to turn around and point his ass at Jotaro in order to release that Fart Attack, also the Burritos do not instantly give him 1000 power, he needs time to build up.
Another weakness is this Fart is only applicable to the front, if Jotaro is behind John Fartattack as he unleashed this power, he can be 10 centimeters away from John Fartattack and he'd still not be affected.
Another Weakness is the larger John Fartattack becomes, the slower he becomes, meaning he may struggle to catch up with Jotaro when he stockpiles too much power.

- Ultimate Danmaku via Infinite Cabbages: Similar to Infinite Burritos, this time its much more potent than Burritos because in Fart Attack, the SP Count is up to 200 and they gain 30 SP per cabbage, meaning its much more easier to spam special abilities. These Special Abilities are also more potent than base attacks as we can see later on.
This is where it gets tricky for Jotaro Kujo because there's like a shitton of abilities that can essentially keep Jotaro away at all times but I will be naming down the three abilities I think that would abuse this the most

First would be the Poonami, just imagine this giant attack, but spammed at a 2 or 3 second interval

That might be a tough thing for Jotaro to fight head on if 2 or 3 shitnamis are sent towards him, the best course of action is to use his Stand to leap out of the way.
Second is the Poop Nuke as well, similar to Poonami, John Fart Attack can spam this attack in a few second intervals and we get a masterpiece like this.

A giant aoe sized fart nuke that is probably around 9-A? Star Platinum maybe be able to block it but aoe? Heard Chariot yap about how aoe may **** Jotaro (i just think star platinum can just cover him lol) but still, big aoe nukes is big dangerous.
Weakness of this however is, John Fart Attack needs a bit of time to actually set up the fart nukes, requiring to manually place it down the map and there would be a clear indicator where it would land, hell there is even a woosh sound as the Fart Nuke makes a landing onto the field, this can be used to Jotaro's advantage.

Lastly is the Fartnado, this can be spammed via the Infinite Cabbages and it looks like this.

While its aoe isn't as good as the Poop Nuke or the Poonami, what makes it deadly is its the fastest one in John Fartattack's arsenal of large scale abilities, capable of busting it out on a whim, shooting the fartnados in ways that would make it difficult for Jotaro to navigate the battlefield

- Some Neat Special Abilities: There are some neat abilities that should allow John Fartattack to be able to land direct hits on Jotaro, such as combining the Fartquake (Which temporarily incapacitates Jotaro in the air, leaving him open for John Fartattack to land a fart attack on him, or land a special ability on him like Fartnado, etc. There are abilities that will add to Jotaro's mental stack against the various abilities such as the Poopcano, while fighting John Fart Attack and his aoe barrages, he has to also dodge the spewing piles of shit from the poopcano. Another useful ability is Crop Duster, allowing John Fartattack to fly and retreat if needed to restock on supplies
The biggest thing in John Fart Attack's arsenal imo is Silent but Deadly, this is the ability that allows John Fartattack to go invisible, essentially John Fartattack can go Silent but Deadly and sneak up on Jotaro without him having Star Platinum cover him and one shot him with any fart ability. The cherry on top is, this ability provides John Fartattack with a movement buff, allowing him to cross the distance fast and efficient.

Advantages for P3 Jotaro Kujo
- Somewhat Mobile: This is probably the most important thing Jotaro has in this match up, being a bit Mobile with his Stand. We have seen Jotaro use his Stand to essentially fly him around Cairo when he fought DIO, his jumping power is so crazy that he can cross hundreds of meters in a single bound as seen in N'Doul fight (Granted he had Iggy's glider help). This mobility and jumping should help him drastically avoid many of the Poop Barrages on his way. In fact Jotaro is a hundred times more agile than John Fartattack let's be real, stuff like Cropduster or his UFO can be next to useless if Jotaro jumps towards him and beats him up.

- AP and Speed Advantage with Star Platinum: In a battle of CQC, between John Fartattack and Jotaro Kujo? Always bet on Jotaro, at that point it would essentially be a slaughter as Star Platinum blitzes (via dumb speed equal rules) and lands thousands of punches on John Fartattack. Star Platinum is like 2x stronger than John Fartattack's durability, he may be able to survive long periods of time maybe via the Gas Mask, but that damage from Star Platinum's machine gun blows will eventually stack on him. Also Jotaro has access to stat amps for his Stand like the classic Stand Rules (Closer the Stand is, the better it is).

- Precision: This is one thing that can go against John Fartattack's Silent but Deadly, is Star Platinum's precise eyesight. While it makes John Fartattack go invisible, the game explicitly states partial invisibility, you can argue that Star Platinum's precise eyesight is able to detect John Fartattack since this is the same guy that can precisely stop blood cell sized beings from entering his body.

- Time Stop: Probably the biggest crutch here for Jotaro, without it this will be a difficult battle, perhaps even more difficult than DIO, but with time stop that should lessen the blow, those 5 seconds should help Jotaro study/observe John Fart Attack's abilities and navigate around John Fartattack's poop aoes while getting closer. He can use it on reaction to various attacks like the possibility of a Poop Nuke to John Fartattack simply turning around to land his fart attack.

Conclusion:
Probably Jotaro Kujo with extreme difficulty, he is going up against a guy that can essentially spam aoe abilities like Shit Nuke, Fartnado and Poonami from 10 meters away from him. There is always the question how Stand users interacts with AOE attacks, like would Jotaro just die even if Star Platinum bodyblocks it, personally I just think Jotaro can literally have Star Platinum overlay itself on him as an armor (Like in the OVA or how in early part 3, SP was layered on Jotaro when he crashed to a door in the battle against Kakyoin), we will see how that works. A big disadvantage for John Fartattack is there will always be a slight delay in his attacks as his cabbages and burritos aren't special burritos or cabbages that essentially allows him to instantly use all of the abilities in his arsenal, Jotaro can use these delays in the attack to navigate and cross the distance with Star Platinum's jumping power, and if need be is able to stop time in close moments in order to avoid attacks himself.
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please shut the **** up
 
no one can appreciate the beauty of this match.
Where both combatants have giant advantages yet clearly defined weaknesses to one another, you may argue John Fartattack can win, you can also argue Jotaro Kujo can win and I wouldn't complain.
This is the closest thing you can get to a Jojo match that involves a Jojo character and a non jojo character. The mind games behind this is so interesting. I'm just imagining a gotcha moment on John Fartattack's behalf as he activates Silent But Deadly, but then Jotaro disappears in his POV, then Jotaro's theme plays as he appears john fart attack for a one liner. Peak. Simply Peak.
 
Baken384 said:
no one can appreciate the beauty of this match.
Where both combatants have giant advantages yet clearly defined weaknesses to one another, you may argue John Fartattack can win, you can also argue Jotaro Kujo can win and I wouldn't complain.
This is the closest thing you can get to a Jojo match that involves a Jojo character and a non jojo character. The mind games behind this is so interesting. I'm just imagining a gotcha moment on John Fartattack's behalf as he activates Silent But Deadly, but then Jotaro disappears in his POV, then Jotaro's theme plays as he appears john fart attack for a one liner. Peak. Simply Peak.
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Jotaro accidentally failing to block a single Blowout from John Fart be like

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What if Plat like, just exhales a lil and blows his ******* ass away with his Class M (six digit) 8-C windstorm.
 
Oh yeah, Jotaro wins easily with Time stop, basically all attacks of uh...John, are obvious, so he can just "teleport" away with TS, that and his far superior LS makes him so he can just break john neck like a twig
 
The 18mps Jotaro Kujo (Part 3) stopping time and covering the 10 meter starting distance SBA in 0.4 seconds of time stop before promptly breaking every bone in the player's body less than 0 seconds into the match:
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I see this thread getting out of hand pretty soon so I advise everyone to calm down.
 
I give my vote to Jotaro, I wanted to be a part of having

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