If you were a writer, what would you do to troll vs debaters

[CursedGentleman]

All Pokemon was in reality Ash' dream and he wakes up without legs.

Fixed for you

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Character with infinite different abilities, all of which can be used for combat. And it was actually proven not to be hyperbole, because he used all of them in a war that lasted infinite years long.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Never give any characters a single feat, but give a single statement for a god tier

 

[CursedGentleman]

Give the character the ability to bypass NLF

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Even better: never give any characters a single feat, but give statements for a trash tier, so everbody in the verse scales.

 

[Akreious]

Give characters tier 2/Low tier 1 feats and proceed to explicitly say that '''"DIMENSIONAL TIERING DOES NOT EXIST AND IT NEVER WILL"''' by literally every character along with word of God.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Give characters High 1-B feats and proceed to explicitly say that "DIMENSIONAL TIERING DOES NOT EXIST AND IT NEVER WILL" by literally every character along with word of God.

ftfy

 

[Kami95]

Create a character with 3-A physical AP and 10-B durability and let him say ""AP scales to durability?" What's this vsbw bullshit?"

 

[CursedGentleman]

A character that have the ability to summon eldritch creatures

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

All characters are [insert random big number here]-D, and since there's no other franchise with the same dimensionality, those characters are totally unusable... No, wait a sec, that's just SCP.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Character x destroys an asteroid.Character y asks "how big is it?".Charater v says"Its big."

 

[Kami95]

Make many 3-A characters, let them become stronger by only using finite multipliers, let them perform tier 2 feats despite their clearly finite power (showing some limitations in lifting strength and durability can help to confirm that their power is not infinite despite the feats), introduce a character with infinite power and let him stomp a 2-A and clearly state that having infinite power is higher then having the power to destroy 2000 timelines, then let the infinite power character get stomped by a literal hypercube to prove that his infinite power was still 3D.

 

[C2_of_Omegon]

Make a series about a special group of people who have ability to tap into a strange psychic plane. With this power, they can do anything they want inside the this psychic space. Until they start meeting others like themselves, who end wanting control of the plane for themselves and want to no intereference. Turns out using those powers and the experiences are like a drug, making people addicted to it. So it turns into a free-for-all as various characters attempt to take each other out. Inside the psychic plane, the only limits are experience, imagination and knowledge. EX: You know how fire is created, so you can produce fire. Eventually, the characters work their way up to the High 1-B scale doing things like this.

However, the series establishes that this stuff is only possible in that psychic plane and cannot crossover to the real world, where everyone are just regular people. These psychics can only hurt each other with these powers when meeting and duking it out on the psychic plane. If they're defeated there, their body in the real world dies. Have it speculated that even if stuff from the real world could make it to the psychic plane, nothing would happen to it as it isn't native to the plane and might as well be tier 0. Nothing the characters do could ever affect it.

 

[Wokistan]

Make a character's explicit power some absurd degree of power null, with outerversal range that can scale high end 1As down to 10C, give the character all sorts of outlandish resists and shit, but also make it so the power doesn't work on anything weaker than a gorilla or something so you get character effortlessly soloing high 1As and stuff while losing to the local fauna

 

[CursedGentleman]

That's Alice from wonderland.

Everyone will be with Unknown stats

 

[The_Everlasting]

@Wokistan

TFW most of this is part of an actual power in the Masadaverse.

 

[Wokistan]

Isnt there a 4C with 1A resists and a 7A with 1A absorption?

 

[The_Everlasting]

There's a guy who can remove the supernatural properties of 1-A characters but it will be redirected to himself is the person has no supernatural properties.

 

[Dziga]

A bunch of Masada characters have 1-A hax / hax resistance as 7-A - 4-C.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Technically that guy (Shirou Yusa) can only actually do that in his 1-A key anyway

 

[Wokistan]

Give a character the ability to telefrag people, can somehow affect non corporeals and negates all Regen, teleport not allowed to be used in any other way, give them some high end feats of instakilling 1As and low ends of them being beat by insects because they're too small, make the feats equal in number and plot importance, and watch as people argue about the AP of telefragging not only for that dude, but for teleporters in general

 

[Serpent_of_the_Internet_97]

Make a series with one of the selling points being that all the characters are able to destroy the universe with a finger via either power or sheer size alone yet throughout the series said characters mainly only show Tier 7-4 feats with the only legitimate reason for them being Universal, aside from occasionally actually being the size of the universe when I feel like it, is that they scale either to the primary antagonist who had so happened to have created the universe and another one of his own, or a background character that was stated to have created a universe.

 

[Wokistan]

Alternatively, give people powers like regenerating from 0D space, being inferior to the concept of dimension, so like what a 1A is to a high 1B, this dude is to a 11C, yet give them copletely inexplicable wins against far stronger characters, with the only justification being plot manip.


To make an unbeatable character, jusf intentionally create a 1440/GEOM style character, except more extreme. First, have a bunch of characters qualifying for high 1A established, make a 0. Run the series for a while, to the point where it becomes a well established franchise that's a household name like superman. Then have all those dudes lose to the afformentioned tier 12. Nobody has feats of affecting people inferior to dimensions except 1A, and thanks to your establishments of High 1As that are to yog sothoth as shub niggurath is to normal 1A, anyone that would have the feats to affect you can't becsudb you're indestructible. If you want to be even worse, have an unreasonably resilient low tier like that, but give them explicitly awful AP and immortality, along with all the powers like teleport and stuff to have stuff like sealing and BFR go out the window. Congrats, all matches are inconclusive or outlive.

for bonus points name it composite tree despite it clearly not being that

 

[Wokistan]

A verse to beat suggs?

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Write characters who very obviously and explicitly scale to Solar System level feats, but who ofte are show struggling with hundreds of tons and fire from tank cannons.

 

[Kisaragi_Megumi]

Write an depressing plot twist that make the reader correcting themself what they done in their life.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Write an depressing plot twist that make the reader correcting themself what they done in their life.

The ultimate troll

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Make a character capable of passivly nullifying all hax and ap/dura advantage, forcing the enemy into a mortal human body and force them to fight hand to hand

A character who gets beaten by yamcha, but can beat all of tohou

 

[Yellowpig10]

Make a character capable of passivly nullifying all hax and ap/dura advantage, forcing the enemy into a mortal human body and force them to fight hand to hand
A character who gets beaten by yamcha, but can beat all of tohou

that's kind of like my page swap king on joke battles, a normal human level character with hax that auto destroy anyone with hax and power stronger then them before they can even attack

 

[Jesterofgames]

Make guides which dismiss credible statments as flowerly language and Statments that are said to be hyperbole true Example a Reletivistic character saying something is light speed? Flowery language A building level character saying that the hit they took has enough force to shatter a planet into dust? 100% legit

 

[Kami95]

Make a verses full of tier 9 characters and then reveal that they were all 3-A but the main character has passive power negation and statistics reduction with universal range.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

All of my 3-d characters will have stupidly potent resistances to hax. Like a 5-B with High 1-A Plot Hax resistance.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

have each character be high end 3D characters, but then reveal that they are in a VN videogame. (wait, we still count those as tiers)

 

[CursedGentleman]

have each character be high end 3D characters, but then reveal that they are in a VN videogame. (wait, we still count those as tiers)

Yep, Sword art online for one,there are a bunch of those, but sword art online is the first that comes to my head.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Matrix too, and hacking and Mod abilities are completly in sao ignored because... reasons

Immortality type nine and ressurection too

 

[DMUA]

Extensively explain powers so no one can wank them with immense NLF powers because I really hate dangling Powers like that.

 

[Megamangohan]

Have a ball

Say "it's really big"

Have someone destroy the ball in a place where the ball cannot be weighed/ size scaled"

profit?

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Call an ability a black hole

make it act like a black hole just with llimited range

have a 10B destroy it no problems

 

[Kami95]

Give unlimited hax to everyone, like a 9-C swordman with the power to cut everything, including entire dimensions, or a 10-C child with 1-A existance erasure.

 

[CursedGentleman]

10-C child with 1-A existance erasure.

That's pretty much Zeno, but with worse stats and better hax